I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 700

"Did I go down there voluntarily? Didn't you realize that every step I took was voluntary?" Ji Jinzhou frowned and snorted heavily, "If you hadn't suddenly come out from behind me, I wouldn't have been scared to roll down by you."

"...Is that so?"

"You didn't call just to ask me this stupid question, did you?"

"Oh, yeah, we're all drinking at the old place now. Come over. It's a good opportunity to vent your frustration. I know you must be very unhappy about being stood up. Plus, you're in a cold war with Guan Yu. You must be ready to jump out of bed."

Ji Jinzhou covered the receiver of his mobile phone and complained to Guan Yu: "I said that humans and gorillas don't have a common language."

Mo Xiaoting: "Who are you talking to?"

"No one." He started talking to Mo Xiaoting again.

"Come over now. Everyone is here except you."

"Row."

Ji Jinzhou hung up the phone, still puzzled: "Why do everyone think I'm angry? I, Ji Jinzhou, have a huge fortune, and my mind is as unfathomable as my assets. How could I be so easily angry?"

"Aren't you petty?" Guan Yu was too embarrassed to expose him. "Last month, a little girl selling flowers on the roadside called me sister and you uncle. Who was it that kept saying that for half a month?"

"Which little girl?" Ji Jinzhou pretended to be thoughtful, "I don't remember."

"The one in the yellow skirt."

Ji Jinzhou subconsciously retorted: "You remembered it wrong, she was clearly wearing a red polka dot skirt."

"You remembered it wrongly. The little girl was wearing yellow clothes." Guan Yu explained patiently.

"Idiot." Ji Jinzhou poked her head angrily, "That little girl's legs are not as long as mine. She wears a red polka dot skirt, a yellow hairpin on her head, and her flower basket is padded with green lace cloth. There is a red rope on her wrist."

Guan Yu did not refute, but stared at him with a mischievous smile.

He is so petty.

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

"You actually cheated me." Ji Jinzhou glanced at her with resentment, "I've been bullied so badly, and you're still bullying me all the time."

"Okay, okay, I'll help you think of a way to get it back." Guan Yu patted him perfunctorily, and suddenly an idea flashed in her mind, "How about we use our own trick against them and trick them?"

Ji Jinzhou raised his eyebrows with interest, "What do you mean?"

She waved her hand slightly, motioning Ji Jinzhou to come closer to listen, and gently lifted his ear bone to get closer, "We can do this..."

Ji Jinzhou nodded as he listened, and couldn't help but pat her head to show encouragement, "How come you have such a smart head?"

"You just found out today." Guan Yu folded her arms and raised her chin proudly, her tail almost sticking up to the sky, "I'm going to change my clothes."

Special Assistant Gu and Ji Botang exchanged a glance, his eyes full of confusion, and he asked silently with his mouth, "What do these two in-laws want to do now?"

Ji Botang also answered him with his lips: "It's time to perform anywhere and any size again."

Special Assistant Gu was disgusted. Otherwise, how could they fall in love with each other and get married? It's a good idea to match the pot with the lid. Even a crazy person like Mr. Ji met his blind cat.

"So ambiguous..." Song Shiguan looked focused. He bit his fingers unconsciously and couldn't stop sighing.

Special Assistant Gu snorted unhappily, "Where's the ambiguity—in your dream?"

"He patted her head." Song Shiguan pointed at them with a silly smile, "Patting the head of the opposite sex shows love, doesn't it? Anyway, Xiong Da wouldn't pat Xiong Er's head like that, and Liu Bei wouldn't pat Zhang Fei's head like that."

Special Assistant Gu had no way to defend himself and was at a loss for words. He winked at his colleague Ji Baitang, signaling her to go ahead.

Ji Botang rolled up his sleeves expressionlessly, clenched his fist and smashed it against Song Shiguan's head, "Ambiguous?"

Song Shiguan: "......"

I don’t know if it’s ambiguous or not, but it hurts.

Night has fallen, and lights are gradually rising above the city. The neon lights in the bustling areas illuminate this fast-developing city. Even at night, various places are still operating steadily.

On the upper floor of a building in the city center, a party gathering several young men and women from upper-class circles quietly began.

Ji Jinzhou and Guan Yu were at the door of the private room. He took out a pair of sunglasses from inside his suit, tucked the hair on both sides of her ears, and gently put on the sunglasses. Guan Yu put on a black mask herself.

"Ready?"

"Go!"