I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 699

Assistant Gu saw his expression and immediately slid to his knees: "Boss, I was wrong."

"roll."

Assistant Gu played dumb: "Where are you going? To your side?"

Ji Jinzhou said coldly: "Go and die."

Special Assistant Gu said shamelessly, "If I don't leave, I will roll to your side."

The straight man Ji Jinzhou shuddered with disgust and frowned in disgust, "Gu Yun, I don't want to talk to you."

Assistant Gu blinked. He knew a hundred ways to disgust straight men, so he said without thinking, "But I want to talk to you."

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

He suddenly had a familiar feeling, as if this scene seemed familiar to him.

They were so familiar with each other that he could predict that if he said "I hate you" now, Gu Yun would definitely respond with "I like you".

I seem to have seen this script somewhere.

Guan Yu leaned her elbows on the sofa, supporting her forehead, watching the fun without minding the trouble, "Ji Jinzhou, do you know how much I wanted to hit you just now?"

Ji Botang shook his head and commented: "A desperate straight man, and a shameless straight man."

The phone on the table suddenly vibrated. Guan Yu recognized it as Ji Jinzhou's phone. She leaned over and reached for it. She saw the caller ID, "Ji Jinzhou, your brother Xiao Ting is calling you."

Ji Jinzhou took off the handle and returned it to Ji Baitang, then walked towards Guan Yu, sat next to her, leaned back, and leisurely answered the phone.

"Hey, what's the matter?"

Mo Xiaoting suddenly asked out of the blue: "Jinzhou, are you okay?"

"I am fine."

"I heard from Baitang that Guan Yu has returned home?"

"Ah."

"You guys..." Mo Xiaoting hesitated, "You didn't fight?"

"How could I hit her?"

"I'm afraid she'll beat you up," Mo Xiaoting blurted out. Ji Jinzhou calmly turned on the hands-free function on his phone, and Guan Yu heard exactly what he said next:

"That girl is unreasonable but also reasonable. She acts according to her own pleasure and has no logic at all. Even the timing of her attack is unpredictable. How can you defeat that witch?"

Ji Jinzhou recalled the slaps he had received throughout the afternoon and nodded heavily in silence.

Indeed, it is impossible to predict.

Guan Yu pointed at herself in shock, her eyes narrowed slightly: Mo Xiaoting is spreading rumors about her all day long.

She glanced sharply at Ji Jinzhou, who was nodding like a chicken pecking at rice. The latter paused and shook his head.

"She didn't hit me."

"I'm glad I didn't hit you...did you have a fight?"

Ji Jinzhou was now able to explain calmly, "We didn't have a fight."

Mo Xiaoting's tone was full of doubt: "How is that possible? I saw your face turned green at that time."

“That’s the light.”

Mo Xiaoting: "Your eyes are red."

Ji Jinzhou: "That's the red bloodshot from my all-nighter the night before."

Mo Xiaoting: "But you don't even talk to us."

Ji Jinzhou: "Is there anything I must tell you?"

Mo Xiaoting thought he was just pretending and sighed, "Jinzhou, we know how angry you are. Have you forgotten that when you were ten years old, we made an appointment to play football, and you jumped into the river because I was half an hour late?"

"Guan Yu stood you up in public for hours this time. You must be so angry that you want to jump into the river a hundred times. Did you get poisoned by the Meng Po soup you drank?"

"Mo Xiaoting." Ji Jinzhou called his name calmly and replied calmly, "You got kicked in the head by a donkey."

Mo Xiaoting was puzzled. "Even if you are angry, you can't take it out on your brothers, right?"