I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 695

"Ha, ha ha!" Song Shiguan couldn't help laughing out loud.

Guan Yu stopped what she was doing, looked at him in confusion, exchanged glances with Ji Jinzhou, and silently spread her hands, "What's wrong with him?"

Ji Jinzhou spread his hands and pointed at his temple, "Is it here..."

"Forget about him, it's your turn." Guan Yu took off the handle and handed it to him, "You practice with the human-machine first, and then we'll slap each other."

"Is there any kind of..." Ji Jinzhou stretched out his voice, very self-aware, "specially practice dodging, so that I can use it in real life."

Guan Yu subconsciously ignored the second half of his sentence, "There is no special way to dodge, just a back and forth. You watch the opponent's movements, then press R to retreat and dodge."

"Ah."

Seeing that he looked calm, Guan Yu asked again, "Are you sure you know? How are you playing games?"

"My role in the gaming world is no less than that of Liu Bang in the emperor world. I am just a late bloomer, not someone who cannot withstand the pressure." Ji Jinzhou touched his hair proudly.

Guan Yu was amused, clapped her hands and called the other two over, "Come over, everyone, come and watch Liu Bang play games."

Ji Botang and Gu, who were playing on their phones, came over curiously and asked, "Who's playing games?"

"Liu Bang." Guan Yu spoke seriously.

Special Assistant Gu:?

How can one say such inappropriate words in a serious manner?

"He said it himself. He is the Liu Bang of the emperor world. Although he is a late bloomer, he can handle it."

"Boss Ji, are you sure?" Assistant Gu raised his eyebrows in surprise. "In the past one or two years that I've been with you, I've never seen you play games."

"I didn't fight before?" Ji Jinzhou shot a cold look at him, "Gu Yun, of all the people here, you are the least qualified to say that."

"Hmm? Of all people?"

Special Assistant Gu touched his philtrum and said nonsense seriously, "There are five philtrums in the hall. Did my philtrum offend you?"

"Last time you asked me to help you cut a knife, and then the game interface popped up and asked me to water the vegetable garden and play Fruit Crush. Does that count as playing games?"

Special Assistant Gu: “…”

It seems to be true.

"What a Gu Yun!" Guan Yu suddenly raised her finger and pointed at him, moving her finger back and forth between him and Ji Jinzhou, as if she had discovered the affair between the two, "You actually took his--"

"Xiao Guan!" Assistant Gu interrupted sadly, "What happened in the past is in the past. What was taken away cannot be taken back. You should think more positively."

"One of you is my husband." Guan Yu pointed at Ji Jinzhou, who looked confused, with trembling fingers. As if she had suffered a great blow, she slowly pointed at Gu Yun:

"The other one is my friend. I was so stupid. I didn't realize that my friend and my husband had been secretly in love for a long time."

Ji Baitang had become accustomed to their random exercises of all sizes, and he watched the show from the side with his arms folded.

"Who am I secretly having an affair with?" Ji Jinzhou couldn't believe it. "Gu Yun? She's not even as tall as me. If I were to find her, I'd have to crawl on the ground to find her."

"Gu Yun, you actually took away Ji Jinzhou's Pinduoduo new user privileges!"

Special Assistant Gu bowed his head and sighed, "I am also very sorry about this matter."

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

It turns out that his value is just a new user privilege.

"Forget it." Guan Yu thought for a moment, "There should be more of those spendthrifts who are obsessed with money and luxury."

Special Assistant Gu: "For example?"

"For example, Wen Mouhe, Ji Moushu, Ji Moutang, Jiang Mouhe, Mo Mouting..."

"I'm sorry." Assistant Gu coughed twice, "Their new users are already mine."

"You're pretty quick." Guan Yu rolled her eyes at him.

"It's okay." He waved his hand embarrassedly.

"I! Didn't mean to praise you!"

Ji Baitang suddenly spoke up, pointing at the TV: "It's started, it's started, Liu Bang's first battle."

Turning off the power and Special Assistant Gu's eyes shifted to the TV. Ji Jinzhou gripped the handle tightly, staring at his prey with his sharp eagle-like eyes, his brows raised, like an eagle, the overlord of the sky, perched in mid-air, ready to swoop down and snatch his prey at any time.

He stared closely at the "hand" raised high by the human-machine opponent on the screen, ready to dodge at any time.

As long as the speed is fast, everything in front of him is slow motion...