I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 694

He doesn't need crabs anymore, he will really thank himself.

They simply ordered some food and sent it over. Except for Guan Yu and Ji Jinzhou, the other four were obviously distracted while eating. They secretly observed how the two of them got along with each other to see if they had no grudges against each other as they said.

Seeing Ji Jinzhou helping her pick up food from time to time, and that it was indeed the same as usual, she finally felt relieved.

After dinner, Guan Yu wanted to play some games, so she left early. The others also left after they had eaten. Xia Shuhui went upstairs, Song Shiguan packed up the garbage, wiped the table, and then followed her to the sofa.

Guan Yu projected the game console onto the big TV, opened a newly purchased game, and fastened the controller.

Ji Jinzhou sat beside her, peeling an orange, tearing the veins on the orange segments, and stuffed one segment into her mouth.

Guan Yu stood up, stretched her muscles, and prepared to start the game.

"What game is this?" Ji Jinzhou asked casually.

"A slapping game." She got ready, moved her wrist, and fastened the handle to her wrist.

Seeing the novice tutorial on TV which explained in detail where to use force, when to punch and when to dodge, Ji Jinzhou felt like the sky was falling.

"Is this... something you bought for practice?" He spoke cautiously.

While Guan Yu was passionately fighting on TV, she took the time to answer him: "They all say that the slap simulator is very relaxing, but it doesn't seem to be as good as the real thing."

The NPCs on TV were beaten black and blue by her, and she passed all the levels without getting stuck.

Ji Jinzhou: “…” Practice makes perfect, it can be seen that she is very experienced.

He felt that the game was full of violence and unfriendly to him, and suggested that it be banned.

Sitting on the sofa, Song Shiguan, who had not given up observing, finally said, "Something is wrong."

"What's wrong?" Assistant Gu and Ji Baitang suddenly appeared behind him.

There was a sharp light in Song Shiguan's eyes, a smart look that had never appeared on his face before:

"Don't you think that their way of getting along today is particularly sick? Their eyes seem to be glued to each other, and the air is filled with so much love and affection."

Special Assistant Gu: "No."

Ji Botang: "It seems to be okay."

Career fans and girlfriend fans said that their bodies were not very comfortable.

Song Shiguan shook his finger. "What do you mean it's okay? Based on my many years of experience in supporting couples, when supporting couples, you can't just support their upper body. The most important thing is to observe their lower body."

"Observing the lower body? That's too perverted."

"I'm not asking you to observe their lower bodies!" Song Shiguan shook his head, indicating that he couldn't lead them. "Pay attention to the distance between their upper bodies."

Special Assistant Gu and Ji Botang glanced at each other and said, "Isn't this just normal social distance?"

"So the upper body cannot be used as a criterion." Song Shiguan pushed the non-existent glasses frame with his middle finger, "Look at their lower bodies, legs touching legs, knees touching knees, would normal people get so close?"

"so?"

"So, for someone like Mr. Ji, allowing the other party to invade his territory is no less than being ridden on and shit on, but he acquiesced, which proves that he loves--"

"I think you CP fans are really crazy." Special Assistant Gu walked away expressionlessly, unwilling to listen, "It doesn't make any sense at all."

"What candy? You're just imagining things like this. Protect my sister's freedom to spread her legs." Ji Baitang rolled his eyes at him and turned away.

The more Song Shiguan watched it, the more he felt that he had gotten the real thing.

The more the fans’ defenses are broken, the more genuine the brother-in-law becomes.

He had doubted their relationship before. Although they were husband and wife, there was something missing. They didn't seem like two people in love. Instead, they seemed like two incompatible auras, evenly matched, but incompatible.

But I don’t know when it started, the barrier between the two auras melted away, making each other stronger and unbreakable.

He! Song Shiguan! This time is different! He got the real deal!

They are real! They only love each other!