Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

Chapter 85: Scattered Soldiers 1 Smile

Everyone is familiar with the name Sanbing. In Ara Taki Ichito's impression, he was a hot topic in his previous life.

As for the content...it's not convenient to disclose it here.

Skirmisher, his original name was the Stranger.

She was created by the Thunder God Baalzebub, Lei Dianying, because Lei Dianying wanted to devote himself to the Eternal Avenue and was ready to seal himself in the Pure Land. However, she is not only a demon god, but also the master of a country, and she must be responsible for this country.

So Lei Diandian's little head turned and she came up with a brilliant idea, which was to create a container that could hold the Heart of God, and then she would set up the program to manage Inazuma on her behalf.

In this way, I can be devoted to the cause forever, and the country will also have someone to manage it. I can have the best of both worlds!

So Lei Diandian started the process of creating a container. After countless failures, she created a doll using the strongest material in Teyvatri and was ready to try again.

When the Heart of God was about to be placed into the puppet's heart, the puppet could not withstand the tremendous pressure just as the Heart of God was approaching it, and countless cracks began to appear in its hard, invulnerable shell.

Lei Dianying was immediately disappointed, thinking it was another failure. When she was about to destroy it as usual, she found that the doll had left a tear in its sleep.

This made the god helplessly realize that he was too fragile both as an object and as a human being.

The creator could not bear to destroy him, so he just let him continue to sleep. That place is now... the House of Borrowed Scenery.

At that time, he was not called a scattered soldier, but a curious one.

For some reason, this young boy with a heart as pure as a blank sheet of paper was blinded by hatred and suffering and became arrogant.

At the same time, he also extremely hated his creator, his... mother, Lei Yingying, also known as Baalzebu...

These are most of the information about the scattered soldiers. For Arawaki Ito now, this is an unlimited time bomb!

He has considerable strength, and was able to secure the [Sixth Seat] among the Fatui. Despite his great strength, he also has an extremely bad personality.

If you meet him, run as far away as possible!

But now it's impossible.

Because he was already coming here.

"Hey, where is this place?!"

Sanbing's impatient tone came. He had clearly obtained the Heart of God and was working with the Doctor in Xumi to reach the top of the God realm and become a true god.

The current plan is about to succeed, and it will only take some time to succeed, but why? ! He is now back to this damn Inazuma? !

This matter was too bizarre. Sanbing thought about it for a long time but could not come up with an answer. The suspected candidates were overturned one by one, which made him feel irritated.

At the same time, Arawaki Ichito has already asked the system to detect the strength of the scattered soldiers, and he is also confused now.

Isn't it time for you to show up yet?

It popped out two years early? Are you in such a hurry to reincarnate?

【Skirmish】

[Race: Doll]

[Strength: T3 level (beginning of immortal)]

[Status: Phantom]

When Aradaki Ichito saw the strength and status of Sanbing on the panel, he was stunned for a moment. Why did this guy feel like a fake?

In Aratake Ichito's opinion, Sanbing's strength is at least that of a high-level immortal. He is a puppet created by Lei Diandian, and has lived for another 500 years. He is still the sixth among the Fatui.

To be honest, even if a pig lived for 500 years, it would have to be strong enough to become an immortal, let alone a scattered soldier.

This kind of strength combined with the state described by the system, hiss, Ara Taki Ito thought of a possibility.

This scattered soldier...could he be just a projection?

At some point in the future, the earth vein will copy a phantom and project it here.

If this is the case, it makes sense why the scattered soldiers came to Inazuma so long in advance and happened to meet me.

I am in the desolate sea now, where does the evil eye factory come from?

Thinking of this, Arawaki Ichito let out a long sigh and relaxed a lot.

I really didn't expect it. I thought it was a life-and-death situation, but I didn't expect an elite monster to appear in the dungeon.

"I'm talking to you! Are you deaf!"

The scattered soldier had walked to a place less than three meters away from Huang Long Yidou. His face gradually turned dark, and traces of black and purple electric currents appeared on his palms.

"I'm scared to death, little brother, why do you look so much like General Lei Dian?"

Now that his own safety was guaranteed, Aratake Ichito was ready to go surfing. Now he kept a distance from the two girls, neither too far nor too close, so that they could see him but would not act rashly.

.........

"Ah, aren't we going over there?"

Xiao Gong and Jiu Qi Shinobu leaned behind a big rock, which concealed their figures very well.

"I can't go over there. My instinct tells me that we can't go out now. If the boy doesn't have hostility, the boss will come looking for us right away. If he does, then if we go down rashly, we will only hinder the boss. It's better for us to stay here."

Jiuqi Shinobu analyzed calmly. She leaned tightly behind the boulder, without revealing a single bit of her body.

After Jiuqi Shinobu finished speaking, Xiao Gong was naturally not a fool. She nodded and hid behind a huge rock with Jiuqi Shinobu, refusing to make a sound easily.

……

"Oh? He looks like General Lei Dian. Tell me, how do you look like him?"

Hearing what Arata Ichito said, Sanbing raised his eyebrows, and his already arrogant look became even more arrogant.

Arata Ichito chuckled, "I once saw General Raiden from a distance, and her eyes are exactly like yours."

Sanbing laughed and said, "It seems that you admire General Lei Dian very much?"

As he spoke, black and purple electricity appeared in Sanbing's right hand again. It was obvious that if Arawaki Ichito's next answer could not satisfy him, then there was no need for this man to live.

"worship?"

Arata Ichito sneered, "I wish I could kick that woman to death!"

Sanbing's eyes lit up, and the electricity on his right palm suddenly dissipated. "It seems like you hate her."

Arata Ichito's expression unconsciously turned a little more ferocious, "Haha, my God's Eye was taken away by that bullshit hunting order she issued. There were a bunch of people praising those two stupid decrees, it's really hilarious."

"Some people in Inazuma are risking being struck by lightning to leave this broken country. What kind of bullshit eternal kingdom is this? They are so shameless to say that."

"In my eyes, General Raiden is nothing but a foolish brat who takes advantage of his own powerlessness to vent his emotions. How dare he call himself a god? Bah! Go to hell!"

These words are considered treasonous to Inazuma!

If someone heard it, he might be cursing in the street one second and being taken away by the shogunate army the next.

The people on both sides of the area would probably curse him harshly.

But the scattered soldiers were overjoyed and laughed heartily.

"Hahahahaha!! Good! Good! General Raiden is just like that, he's just a naughty kid who relies on his own martial arts to pretend to be indifferent! Hahaha!"

"Well said! Well said!!!"

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As for the overall length of the book…

I plan to write seven to eight chapters.

Each major chapter has at least 300 chapters, all seven countries have to be written about, as well as the abyss and extras. This book may even travel to the desperate zone for a few chapters.

The things written are quite diverse, and the author writes whatever comes to mind without any outline, so he just follows his heart. Anyway, the protagonist can't afford to lose.

For female characters?

I will try my best to write a sweet extra chapter, but don't expect me to write something heartwarming and affectionate.

That is impossible.

Whether to follow the conventional path or not, the sweet part should be funny with a hint of heart-throb.

Anyway, the setting I wrote for the protagonist is that he can treat any beautiful woman as a brother.

Then comes the highlight I prepared.

I call it the most explosive show of the year.

Shocking CP group.

As the name suggests, I will form a CP with the protagonist and any female character, I will kill you all! ! ! !

For example, Aratake Ichito/Mikochiyo

Arata Ichito/Hanasari

Arata Ichito/Thunder Movie