Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

"Boss, our bounty target is ahead."

Shinobu Kuki stood on a cliff, looking down at the mechanical creations below. Because the distance was too close, the ground beneath her feet trembled slightly with their movements, and the jumping gravel under her feet was the best evidence.

Arata Ichito observed their scale. There were dozens of relic mechanisms and more than twelve relic guards. He even saw three relic heavy machines.

Arata Ichito couldn't help licking his lips, his eyes eager to try. He rolled up his sleeves and said to the two girls,

"I will go down alone, and you two can just shoot a few arrows on the cliff."

The lineup allocation can be described as simple and crude.

Shinobu Kuki spread his hands and complained to Ichito Aratake, "Boss, I'm not an archer! I'm mainly for close-range attacks. If you count the kunai in my ninja tool bag, there are only ten of them. I can't beat him at all."

Arata Ichito pointed his lips in the direction of the mechanical army and said, "So? Do you want to go down with me and fight the mechanical army alone? Or do you want to make it more difficult for me and protect you while fighting against the machines?"

"Boss, that's not what I meant..."

Aratake Ichito touched Kuki Shinobu's head and said, "Don't worry, this is not your question...Okay, this is your question."

"Weakness is the original sin."

Seeing that Jiuqi Shinobu was about to go berserk again, Aratake Ichito quickly took three steps back and said soothingly, "But don't worry, I have a way to help you. Just watch my performance today."

Xiao Gong was very receptive to advice. If Ara Taki Ichito said he didn't want to go, then he didn't go. She didn't do the same as Kuki Shinobu, but just encouraged Ara Taki Ichito.

"Yidu, come on, I believe you will succeed. After this bounty is completed, we will go back and have a feast."

"Fuck! Don't you dare put a flag there!"

Arata Ichito jumped off the cliff cursing.

"Oh, it's really..."

Shinobu Kuki feels helpless about Ichito Arataki's obsession with novel plots. Inazuma's light novels often have such plots, so it's understandable that Ichito Arataki knows about them.

As he was thinking, Jiuqi Shinobu suddenly discovered something.

"Tsk, did the boss touch my head just now..."

Jiuqi Shinobu's face gradually turned cold, and a strong murderous aura emanated from his body, like the King of Hell who was taking lives, making people shudder.

Xiao Gong saw the change in Jiuqi Shinobu's aura and couldn't help but look aside.

……

boom! !

Putting aside the thoughts of the two girls, Arawaki Ichito dropped directly from the sky and stepped on an unlucky relic mechanism. The sturdy steel shell and the core inside were crushed to pieces, making a deafening explosion and raising countless dust.

The sound was like dropping a huge rock into a calm lake, causing countless ripples.

"Buzz?!"

“Crunch?!”

"Zizi..."

Countless mechanisms turned around, and the yellow cores of various shapes were aimed at the man in their center, who stepped on and blew up a relic mechanism.

Aratake Ichito just raised his head and wanted to say something.

But the next second...

Bang bang bang bang bang! ! !

Boom boom boom! ! !

hum! ! !

Bullets are as fast as meteors and as dense as raindrops.

A huge missile that tears through the air, as ferocious as a dragon.

A thin, penetrating yellow laser.

The force was blasted towards Arata Ichito in geometrical multiples! !

boom! ! !

The violent explosions were like thunder, continuous and after such a missile-like wash, the black mist caused by countless explosions even merged into an extremely huge black cloud.

Arata Ichido was blown several meters away, fell to the ground, rolled around and stopped, half-knelt on the ground, with fire of anger burning in his eyes!

Damn it! This is a lack of martial ethics!

Shouldn't you pretend to be cool before a fight?

You guys are so good! You just arranged artillery shells, bullets and lasers? !

OK OK! Is this how we play?!

Look at how I, Arawaki Ichito, will destroy your entire legion today!

Seeing that Ara Taki Ito was not dead, the relic mechanisms all made noisy mechanical sounds like low-quality rubber tapes and rushed forward, just like a sea composed purely of machines roaring over, completely crushing the ant Ara Taki Ito!

As Arawaki Ichito looked at the surging mechanical tide, the smiling expression on his face disappeared completely, turning cold.

boom!

Two holes appeared on the ground, and Huang Long Yidou rushed out like lightning!

Using the "Shave" technique, one of the six styles, Arataki Ichito instantly dived into the waves, grabbed the two mechanisms in front of him with both hands, raised them high, and then...

boom!

Arakaki Ichido exerted force with both arms, made a fist-bumping motion, and slammed the two mechanisms in his hands towards each other. With just one push, the two mechanisms turned into scrap metal.

Araki Ichito threw it casually, picked up another mechanism, raised his fist and smashed it wildly. After a few punches, the opponent's skin was dented and the core was broken.

Swish!

Arata Ichito then jumped onto the head of another Ruins Guard, and regardless of whether the opponent's core was exposed or not, he raised his hand and stabbed it. After stabbing it, he bent his five fingers and pulled out the opponent's core with a force that the Ruins Guard could not resist!

All this seems long, but in fact it is only a few seconds.

The surrounding machines all reacted and prepared to launch a sweeping attack on Arotaki Ichito.

But Ara Taki Ito was already on guard. He was seen running wildly in a zigzag route. None of the attacks hit him, but instead killed many of his own men.

After the attack stopped, Arawaki Ichido used the same trick again. He came to the nearest relic heavy machine and punched it at the weak spot on its ankle.

The impact of this punch was quite significant. The Relic Machine's right leg was paralyzed and he half-knelt on the ground, unable to move.

Then Aratake Ichito treated the relic heavy machine the same way he treated the relic guards.

As expected, the core of the relic machine was also pulled out.

As soon as the gang arrived, Arawaki Ichito ran to another place to attack.

In this way, Aratake Ichito used his mobility to blow up several ruins mechanisms and then ran to the next place to continue the attack.

Each time, the number of victories was no less than four, and occasionally a Ruins Guardian would die on the spot.

Half an hour later...

boom!

Another relic machine fell. The mechanical army that was so majestic and arrogant half an hour ago was now beaten down and only two or three big cats and small cats were left.

There are less than ten left.

When Arotaki Ichito was about to kill again, he heard an impatient and grumpy voice.

"Tsk, where is this? Inazuma?! Why am I back in such a damn place? Shouldn't I be in Sumire now?"

Hearing this familiar voice, Arawaki Ichito was struck by lightning and looked back in disbelief.

A figure emerged from the woods. He was not tall, and at first glance seemed to be only about 1.6 meters tall. He looked like a teenager, with a bowl-cut hairstyle, and skin that was more delicate and white than that of a girl.

She was wearing a Kabuki-like costume, with an Ichijo hat with a Kumadori mask in the center, and light golden curtains hanging down to her calves behind her. She was wearing a black short-sleeved shirt with furisode and shorts, and a purple belt around her waist.

A round gold ornament hung on his chest, and he carried a purple cloth bag on his shoulder, which was printed with the Triple Thunder Mark and the emblem of the Fatui.

The boy's eyes were not as clear as his appearance. Instead, they were filled with arrogance, perversity and cruelty.

Aratake Ichito recognized this person...

The container that Lei Films made to hold the Eye of God was close to success.

Now, the Sixth Executive Officer of the Eleventh Fatui,

Thunder and lightning collapse, also known as...

Skirmishers! Scaramucci!