Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

With a "clang" sound, Yan Bugui took the deaf old lady's cane and made close contact with Liu Haizhong's forehead.

With a scream of "Ouch", Liu Haizhong squatted down, holding his forehead. If Ye Fan was here at this time, he would definitely ask Liu Haizhong, "Are you here to poop?"

Yi Zhonghai was furious, snatched the weapon from Yan Bugui's hand, and shouted at Yan Bugui: "Fuck you..."

Before Yi Zhonghai could finish his words, Liu Haizhong suddenly jumped up from the ground and pounced directly at Yan Bugui.

Afterwards, the two rolled back and forth on the ground like a couple who had been in love for many years.

Liu Haizhong rode on Yan Bugui's belly, holding Yan Bugui's collar, and said viciously: "Yan Laokou, do you obey me? With your little flesh, I will slap you to death, believe it or not."

Upon hearing this, Yan Bugui did not say much, but raised his head with force and bit the hand in his bangs.

Liu Haizhong screamed in pain and quickly let go. Yan Bugui took the opportunity to break free, so Yan Bugui grabbed Liu Haizhong's bird's nest.

When Yan Bugui grabbed Liu Haizhong's bird's nest, Liu Haizhong screamed in pain: "Fuck, Yan Laokou, how old are you? You still use the monkey stealing peach trick, aren't you ashamed?"

Upon hearing this, Yan Bugui smiled coldly and grabbed the bird's nest in his bangs even harder.

Liu Haizhong screamed in pain and shouted, "Yan Laokou, let me go, or I will be rude to you."

Yan Bugui sneered complacently and said, "If you don't accept my advice, I'll make you lose everything in Liu Hai's life."

Liu Haizhong, who was originally bent over in pain, became furious after hearing Yan Bugui's words and punched Yan Bugui in the crotch.

Liu Haizhong's punch was powerful and heavy, without any strength left, and it was a complete killing move.

Yan Bugui let out a scream of "Ah!" and lay on the ground like a cooked shrimp, covering his crotch, rolling back and forth on the ground and screaming.

Liu Haizhong was also sitting on the ground, rubbing his bird's nest, looking at Yan Bugui, and said, "I told you to grab my crotch, and you still obeyed, damn it, now you feel good!"

Yi Zhonghai looked at Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui and said in his heart, "What the hell did I do wrong? Why did I get these two stupid teammates?"

The deaf old lady looked at Yan Bugui lying on the ground and quickly shouted, "Zhong Hai, don't just stand there, send Yan Bugui to the hospital."

Yi Zhonghai looked at Yan Bugui, who was lying on the ground with his legs open and covering his crotch. He also shouted "hi", then turned around and ran out of the house.

The deaf old lady looked at Liu Haizhong and said angrily: "You little bastard, you are so brave! You were not so brave when you beat Ye Fan! Whose general is this?"

Liu Haizhong frowned, rubbed his bird's nest vigorously, then glared at the deaf old lady fiercely and shouted, "Old lady, please don't talk nonsense! It was obviously Yan Bugui who grabbed my big bird first and refused to let go. It wasn't me who hit his bird first." As he said that, he also looked at Yan Bugui contemptuously and mocked, "Tsk, little toothpick."

Yan Bugui was lying on the ground, his face red with anger, and he roared: "Liu Haizhong, fuck me! You bastard, you actually hit me so hard!"

Liu Haizhong didn't care. He curled his lips and said disdainfully: "I told you Yan family members that you are not good at fighting, but you still don't believe me. You can only use some insidious means, just like Lao Yi."

At this moment, the deaf old lady suddenly raised the cane in her hand and smashed it hard on the head of the man in the fringe, shouting angrily: "Get out! Get out right now!"

Liu Haizhong was hit so hard that he groaned and grimaced in pain, but he still looked at the deaf old lady unconvinced and muttered something. However, when he saw the deaf old lady's furious expression, he could only curl his lips and turned around and walked out of the house.

After Liu Haizhong left, the deaf old lady looked at Yan Bugui lying on the ground and asked, "Yan Bugui, are you okay?"

Yan Bugui's face turned purple. He glanced at the deaf old lady and said angrily, "Are you okay? Let Liu Haizhong hit you and see if you are okay."

The deaf old lady was about to raise her cane to hit him when she heard that, but seeing Yan Bugui, who looked like he was about to die, she put down her cane and said angrily: "It would be worth it even if I beat you to death."

After Yi Zhonghai called for someone to send Yan Bugui to the hospital, he looked at the deaf old lady and sighed, saying: "Alas, old lady, it seems that this matter still depends on us!"

Yi Zhonghai did not expect that Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui were so unreliable. Before they even met Ye Fan, they were almost at the point of life and death.

The deaf old lady also sighed, nodded and said: "They still need it, but don't keep us in suspense this time. Why don't you just say it directly? Why do you have to pause for a while?"

The deaf old lady was also dissatisfied with Yi Zhonghai. You should just say whatever you want to say openly, but you have to pretend to be mysterious. Now, they are fighting among themselves first.

Yi Zhonghai was stunned when he heard this, and then said awkwardly: "Who would have thought that they were so idiotic that they started to guess blindly without waiting for me to finish."

The deaf old lady waved her hand and said, "Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Go find Liu Haizhong later and tell him the details."

Yi Zhonghai nodded and said, "Okay, old lady, I will go back and tell Liu Haizhong later. But, where is Yan Bugui?"

The deaf old lady shook her head and said, "Yan Bugui suffered a great loss this time. I guess that thing can't be used anymore."

When Yi Zhonghai heard the deaf old lady say that Yan Bugui's thing was no longer usable, he felt a chill in his crotch and said quickly: "Then let Yan Bugui have more rest! We don't need him for this matter."

The deaf old lady frowned, sighed, and said, "It's all Ye Fan's fault, otherwise, there wouldn't be so many problems."

Yi Zhonghai also nodded in agreement.

Over at Ye Fan's courtyard, Han Yuying also left contentedly after finishing her meal, leaving Ye Fan alone to clean up the dishes.

Ye Fan looked at the dishes and chopsticks on the table and thought to himself, what the hell am I going to do with them? He waved his hand and put them all into his storage space and would throw them away later. As for washing dishes, he would never wash dishes in his lifetime.

Ye Fan lazily lay on the recliner, thinking to himself: "I have to take some time to go back to No. 95 Siheyuan today, after all, Qin Huairu still lives there." He knew that he might live there for a long time in the future, and would come here less and less. Because only when he tortured the guys in the Siheyuan could he get the system's reward. Thinking of this, Ye Fan couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, revealing a sly smile.

He thought to himself, "It's a good time to go back and check the situation. If someone is blind, I can just get another wave of rewards. By the way, I can also see if there is anything exciting over there." Thinking of this, Ye Fan immediately stood up, a thought flashed through his mind, and he disappeared on the spot. Not long after, he appeared in front of the gate of No. 95 Siheyuan.

Ye Fan sighed in his heart: "This Sacred Heart Technique is so useful, it flies so fast!" He sighed as he walked into the courtyard. However, it was a little strange today. He didn't see Yan Bugui guarding the door as usual. Ye Fan couldn't help but frowned, a trace of doubt arose in his heart, and then walked straight into the yard.

When he walked to the middle courtyard, Qin Huairu, who had been standing in the middle courtyard looking forward to it, saw Ye Fan at a glance. A bright smile instantly bloomed on her face, and the whole person became extremely excited.

(Enough of the urging, one more chapter.)