Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

Courtyard No. 95, the home of the deaf old lady.

The deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui are all at the deaf old lady's house.

Liu Haizhong looked at Yi Zhonghai and said disdainfully: "Old Yi, stop giving me bad advice. Aren't the two beatings you received enough?"

Upon hearing this, Yan Bugui also sighed and said, "This Ye Fan is really a trouble. Ordinary children are at most a bunch of idiots, but what about Ye Fan? He's a psychopath. I can't help but scold him."

Yi Zhonghai understood that the "unruly" Yan Bugui was referring to was Sha Zhu, but given the facts Yan Bugui stated, Yi Zhonghai couldn't say anything. After all, he still had something to discuss with them.

Yi Zhonghai sighed softly: "Since Ye Fan came to our yard, the chickens and dogs have been restless and the livestock are uneasy. Let's talk about what we should do!"

After hearing what Yi Zhonghai said, Liu Haizhong sneered: "Old Yi, you called everyone over here, and you want us to talk? Just say whatever you think of! Don't waste everyone's time."

The deaf old lady took her newly bought walking stick and knocked Liu Haizhong on the head, then said sternly: "You little bastard, are you done yet?"

After being hit by the cane from the deaf old lady, Liu Haizhong covered his head and shouted at the deaf old lady: "Old lady, what are you doing? Why are you hitting me?"

The deaf old lady stared at Liu Haizhong and snorted coldly: "You little bastard, where are you talking nonsense? Isn't it for the benefit of everyone that Zhong Hai drove that little bastard away? Why, Liu Haizhong, you don't like it when that little bastard gets out of the yard?"

After hearing what the deaf old lady said, Liu Haizhong was too lazy to explain to her. He looked directly at Yi Zhonghai and asked, "Old Yi, if you have any ideas, just tell us! Don't keep us in suspense."

Yan Bugui also looked at Yi Zhonghai, with a hint of ruthlessness flashing in his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Old Yi, you'd better beat the dog to death with a stick this time. You know that if you don't kill the dog, you will be bitten by it." His voice was low and powerful, as if reminding Yi Zhonghai of the seriousness of the matter.

Liu Haizhong also nodded in agreement: "Old Yan is right. We must beat the dog to death with one blow. If we fail to kill it, we will be the ones who suffer." He clenched his fists, as if he was ready for a fierce fight with Ye Fan.

The deaf old lady also nodded in agreement. Her eyes were firm and cold, and she said slowly: "You are right. Ye Fan is now a mad dog in our yard. We must kill him with one blow." Her words were full of majesty and determination.

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai took a deep breath, then nodded heavily and said affirmatively: "We won't play tricks this time, we will play it shady. In the past, we always wanted Ye Fan to make mistakes and admit them, but that's not very realistic." There was a hint of cunning and determination in his eyes.

Upon hearing this, Liu Haizhong immediately became interested. He widened his eyes and asked quickly: "What now? How do we play dirty?" There was a hint of excitement in his voice, as if he couldn't wait to hear Yi Zhonghai's plan.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Liu Haizhong and said with a dark smile: "Someone must be willing to sacrifice themselves for this shady trick."

Liu Haizhong looked at Yi Zhonghai's gloomy face, and he was smiling at him with ill intentions.

Liu Haizhong said quickly: "Old Yi, why are you looking at me? Tell me what you want to sacrifice. Do you want me to commit suicide in Ye Fan's house to frame Ye Fan? Do you want me to go? Don't be ridiculous."

Yan Bugui was so scared after hearing what Liu Haizhong said that his diaper was wet. He thought, is he that fierce? He went to Ye Fan's room and committed suicide to frame Ye Fan.

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai waved his hands and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Who told you to commit suicide in Ye Fan's house?"

Liu Haizhong looked unconvinced and shouted, "Didn't you say that someone had to be sacrificed? Why are you staring at me and smiling sinisterly?"

After hearing what Liu Haizhong said, Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but roll his eyes and complained in his heart that Liu Haizhong was such an idiot.

Yi Zhonghai suppressed his anger and said, "I didn't ask you to sacrifice."

Hearing this, Liu Haizhong said, "Why are you looking at me and smiling? And, if it's not me, then it's Old Yan?" Then he looked at Yan Bugui and said, "Old Yan, I didn't expect you to be so generous. Don't worry, after you leave, I will take care of your children and wife."

Yan Bugui looked at Liu Haizhong and said, "You are taking care of your uncle. You are like a pig. You still want me to take care of you. You are eating shit in the middle of the day!"

Yan Bugui's scolding stunned Liu Haizhong, and then Liu Haizhong also flew into a rage and shouted: "Yan Bugui, what the hell are you talking about? Who has the same moral character as a pig? You are so stingy, you want to take the shit you poop back to eat, you are still scolding me."

After hearing what Liu Haizhong said, Yan Bugui stood up suddenly and shouted, "Liu Haizhong, you are a fat pig with a thick tank but not a high tank. What the hell are you talking about? Do you want to fight?"

As he said that, he began to roll up his sleeves.

Liu Haizhong also stood up with a bang, looked at Yan Bugui and yelled: "Yan Laokou, you skinny guy, how dare you say that to me? Don't you see how shabby you are? Even dogs on the street would despise you, and yet you still say that to me? And you're still fighting, who in your family can do that?"

After hearing what Liu Haizhong said, Yan Bugui immediately shouted angrily: "I don't know if our family can do it, but your family definitely can't do it. Your son was woken up by Ye Fan's urine. Your family is so powerful, why don't you go and find trouble with Ye Fan!"

When Liu Haizhong heard Yan Bugui say that his son was awakened by Ye Fan's urine, his anger was instantly ignited. He glared at Yan Bugui with gritted teeth, his eyes full of anger and resentment. Suddenly, he raised his hand and punched hard, hitting Yan Bugui in the face.

Yi Zhonghai was completely stunned when he saw this scene. His eyes widened and his face was filled with astonishment. He thought to himself: What the hell are you doing? When did I tell you to sacrifice yourself?

However, everything happened too fast, and Yi Zhonghai had no time to stop it. At this moment, Liu Haizhong's fist had already hit Yan Bugui's eyes hard.

Yan Bugui let out a shrill scream that echoed throughout the room. Then, he lost his balance and sat down heavily on the ground.

Yi Zhonghai saw this and shouted: "Old Liu, why are you shouting? Why are you hitting Old Yan?"

As he said that, he went to help Yan Bugui. Liu Haizhong snorted coldly and said, "Hmph, the one I'm going to hit is Yan Bugui, hei~bah" and he spat as he said that.

Yan Bugui was helped up by Yi Zhonghai. When looking at Yan Bugui, his left eye had become a panda eye, dark and blue.

Yan Bugui was confused, pointing at Liu Haizhong and cursing: "How dare you sneak attack an old comrade of mine? If I hadn't been careless and didn't dodge, you, a big fat pig, would have still thought you could hit me. You're dreaming."

As he spoke, Yan Bugui picked up the deaf old lady's walking stick and smashed it towards Liu Haizhong.

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