Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

[I am the little boy Yifeng from the Land of Waves, I am Uchiha Madara! 】

[We have already received the letter of war from the Nation of Ruzhibo. It is really laughable that you are so presumptuous as to claim justice! ]

[Yi Feng, this kid, is bringing disaster to the country and the people. He regards someone else's mother as his lifelong pursuit! How is his behavior different from that of a beast? If such a kid dares to claim justice, then is there any justice in this world? ]

[I, Uchiha Madara, hereby advise all the people of Wave Country to abandon darkness and join the light as soon as possible! ]

[Only ninjas are the future of this world, and only ninjas like us can lead the world to a new path! ]

[Ninja Alliance: Uchiha Madara's message]

Looking at the piece of paper in front of him that looked like a promotional advertisement, Yi Feng couldn't help but burst into laughter.

What to say.

Looking at this reply from his modern perspective, it feels a bit like a childish essay written by an elementary school student. I'm afraid this guy is also writing this for the first time, and the wording still has a bit of an ancient style from decades ago.

These are fine too.

The most important thing is that this guy Ban also sent a message asking Yifeng for his comments.

[Magical Girl: How is my war declaration? ]

Phew, that’s so hard.

Yifeng really wanted to laugh out loud, but he held it back in the end.

But the two ladies lying behind him couldn't help it and smiled particularly brightly with their hands covering their mouths.

"This Mr. Madara is really something." Kushina commented.

"It's obvious that he wants to innovate." Mrs. Mikoto grinned and said, "But he can't find the direction, so it looks weird."

"Your evaluation is quite professional, Mikoto-chan." Kushina's expression was slightly exaggerated, and she raised her eyebrows and said, "If you don't know, you would think you are a special commentator."

“This is the accumulation of knowledge.”

"You're mocking me for being ignorant, aren't you?"

"No, how dare I?"

"Ha ha……"

The two ladies began to love and hate each other again. Yi Feng naturally didn't dare to get involved and just kept sending messages to Uncle Ban.

[Waste Snack: How should I put it? There is a lot of room for improvement. 】

[Magical Girl: Oh?]

【Waste Dessert: First of all, this doesn't look like a declaration of war. Instead, it looks a bit like a child swearing on the street. Who would do this? It's obviously nonsense!】

[Magical Girl: But Xiaolin Yifeng is such a person. ]

【Waste Snack: Who told you? 】

[Magical Girl: Do I need someone to tell me this? I discovered it myself! ]

At this time, Yifeng had already imagined the confident expression on Uncle Ban's face and he really couldn't hold it in any longer.

"Hahahaha, I discovered it myself!" Kushina couldn't help but burst into laughter and said, "This Madara-kun is also a talent, he is worthy of his name!"

"Ask him how he found out. Is his wife possessed by a bully?" Mrs. Mikoto instigated.

……

This gentle and virtuous lady has been becoming more and more crazy recently when hanging out with Kushina.

How can you ask this? Besides, Mr. Ban is not married!

[Waste Dessert: You found it yourself? Has Mr. Madara switched careers to become a detective? Is he so awesome?]

[Magical Girl: Shut up! Anyway, that Xiaolin Yifeng is just that kind of person! Is there anything wrong with me using this wording?]

【Waste Snack: Okay, then read the next paragraph. Advise all the people of Wave Country to abandon the dark and join the light as soon as possible? Hey, do you think you are filming a movie? Not only will you not make the other party grateful, but you will anger the people of Wave Country, okay! 】

[Magical Girl: Humph! What's wrong with getting angry? ]

[Waste Snack: Okay, okay, you said that, right? Then don't blame me for not reminding you if you get scolded or spit on by the people of Wave Country in the future. ]

[Magical Girl: Bullshit! They dare! ]

[Useless! What do you mean, if they really did it, would you kill them all? Stop it, and calm down. ]

[Magical Girl: Damn, I have already sent this reply letter. ]

[Waste Dessert: I understand your thoughts. You posted it because you want me to like it and praise you, right? But there is no way, I am such a straightforward person. ]

[Magical girl: You are talking nonsense, go to hell! ]

[Waste Snack: Hahahaha, just treat it as my fart. By the way, have you started to advance over there? ]

[Magical Girl: I haven't done that yet. I plan to let the southern ninja army go first. They will cross the swamp and launch a surprise attack on the southern hinterland of the Land of Waves! ]

【Waste Snack: Not bad, that’s a good idea. 】

[Magical Girl: Humph! It’s just commanding a battle. It’s not like I haven’t played this before when I was leading the family army! ]

[Waste Snack: But have you ever thought about what this ninja army will do after being blocked? ]

[Magical Girl: Idiot! How is this possible? Xiao Lin Yi Feng is not a god! ]

"You're right, but I have a special way of obtaining information." Yi Feng turned off the mysterious communicator and sighed helplessly.

South Swamp.

Leading this ninja army were the Second Tsuchikage Mu and the Third Raikage Ai, who had become Arrancars.

Looking at the ninja army behind him struggling to move through the swamp, the Third Raikage said with a somewhat unpleasant expression: "Does this Uchiha Madara really know how to fight? He even asked our troops not to use ninjutsu... Ninjas don't use ninjutsu?"

"He's probably worried that he'll be detected when he uses ninjutsu." Wu raised his head to look at the sky and whispered, "Those guys from Wave Country shouldn't be underestimated. It's better to be careful."

"Tsk, so what if they detected it?" The Third Raikage sneered, "Since the enemy already knows we will attack, why do they still want to use this surprise attack strategy? Wouldn't it be better to just find a place and fight openly?"

"Maybe you're right, but this is the situation now." Wu sighed.

"If there were someone monitoring this barren place, I would..."

Boom.

Before the Third Raikage could finish his words, a huge fireball suddenly fell from the sky.

puff.

The fireball exploded, and countless mud splashed everywhere.

"Oh, what a coincidence." The plump Watermelon Mountain Pufferfish Ghost showed up, stood on a branch and said condescendingly: "Third-generation Raikage, long time no see."

"Pufferfish ghost." The Third Raikage raised his head and sneered, "I didn't expect that you would actually find me."

"Where are you going, everyone?" The Watermelon Mountain Pufferfish Ghost asked with a smile.

"I'm going to rob the main city of your Wave Country!"

"I'm sorry, this place is forbidden to pass."

"I think you are looking for death!"

scoff.

With a flash of lightning, the Third Raikage suddenly rushed forward and came close to the Watermelon Mountain Puffer Demon.

Hell Thrust: Three-Handed Shot!

Clang.

Xiguashan Pufferfish Ghost used his Zanpakutō to block the attack, grinning: "As expected, he is just a lowly imitator. Is this all he can do?"