Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Mister Madara, please calm down."

"It's just a provocation from the Wave Country. It's unnecessary."

"Yes! Take back your spiritual pressure quickly, we can't hold on any longer!"

Shrouded by the terrifying spiritual pressure emanating from Uchiha Madara, everyone present felt a strong sense of suffocation.

"You bastard, you're going too far!" Uchiha Madara's face was gloomy, but he still took back his spiritual pressure that was escaping.

"It seems that Xiaolin Yifeng is challenging us." Orochimaru touched his chin and said calmly, "He should know that we will not give up attacking the Land of Waves."

"The most hateful thing is that we are clearly here to clean up the ninja world, but he actually said we are invading?" Ohnoki snorted coldly and said, "Doesn't Xiaolin Yifeng know that he is the evil party?"

"He now claims to be righteous and cannot consider these things." Senju Tobirama shook his head and looked at Uchiha Madara and said, "Only a fool would be angered by such boring words, Madara."

"I……"

Uchiha Madara's face darkened and he was about to get angry, but at this moment his rationality returned.

If I get angry at this moment, wouldn't that just prove that Tobirama is right? No, I have to control myself!

He took a deep breath, and his expression gradually calmed down.

"Do I look like I'm angry? I'm just mocking that little Lin Yifeng for being petty."

……

The whole audience was silent, and everyone looked at Uchiha Madara with a subtle look.

"Anyway, it's a matter of reciprocity." Uchiha Madara changed the subject and said, "Since the other side has already thrown a declaration of war to us, we should also fight back in kind! What do you think?"

"I think it's okay."

"It should."

"Fight back, we must fight back hard!"

All the ninjas present nodded in agreement.

This is not them flattering Uchiha Madara, it is true that the propaganda of Wave Country is a bit unauthentic. The whole article seems to be scolding Uchiha Madara, but in fact it is scolding all ninjas including them.

If they don’t fight back, the other side will think they are cowards.

"But how to fight back is a problem." Senju Tobirama held his chin and frowned, "Do Xiaolin Yifeng and the Wave Country have any bad things or embarrassing things that they can fight back against?"

"Uh."

Everyone present looked at each other.

"Yes, Kobayashi Yifeng killed the Daimyo of the Land of Fire personally." Sarutobi Hiruzen said.

"Tsk." Uchiha Madara crossed his arms and sneered, "Can that be considered a bad thing? In my opinion, those so-called daimyo are damned! Ninjas, why should we be trampled under the feet of a bunch of incompetent trash?"

"Banana, you are too extreme." Senju Hashirama patted his shoulder and said, "Ninjas alone cannot manage this world. We need daimyo."

"Brother, what you said is right." Senju Tobirama nodded and changed the subject: "But for the Shinobi Alliance and the Land of Waves, this is not a bad or embarrassing thing. Their purpose is very clear, killing the daimyo was originally part of their plan."

"Indeed." Ohnoki agreed, and said, "If you attack them in this way, it will only make them more aggressive."

"Apart from this, what else is there?" Yagura paused and said, "Are we going to publicize the pain that the Wave Country has inflicted on us?"

"Uh, this..."

"I think it's better to forget it."

"It's not necessary, it's really not necessary."

The other shadows hurriedly shook their heads.

"Pain inflicted?" Senju Tobirama raised his eyebrows and said, "Tell me, what kind of pain did they inflict on you?"

"Actually, it's not painful at all."

"It's all small things."

"It's nothing, don't worry about it."

Sarutobi Hiruzen and others waved their hands quickly.

"It's really nothing. I was just fed an excessive amount of rejuvenation pills by those people." Yagura said expressionlessly, "And then they locked the four of us Kages in the same room."

"Mr. Mizukage, you..."

“Why did you say it out loud!”

Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others had distorted faces and couldn't help but recall the extreme torture two years ago.

"What is the Rejuvenation Pill?" Senju Tobirama asked in surprise.

"Yes, it's a drug that increases the excitement between couples." Sarutobi Hiruzen did not dare to hide it and answered with a stiff expression.

……

Now, not to mention Senju Tobirama, even Hashirama and Madara widened their eyes.

"So, Xiaolin Yifeng gave you this medicine... and then locked you all in the same room?"

"Is such that."

"You don't know that those people from Wave Country were really born!"

"Alas! We didn't dare to tell anyone about this!"

"It would be a shame to tell anyone about this. Xiao Lin Yifeng is really no good..."

Everyone started talking at once and complaining crazily.

"Well, I understand your pain." Senju Tobirama showed an awkward smile on his face, took a breath and said: "But with just this, I'm afraid we still can't attack the Land of Waves. Think about it, what else is there?"

"Got it!" Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly woke up and said loudly: "This guy likes mothers with children!"

"what?"

Tobirama, Hashirama, and Madara were all stunned at the same time.

"what do you like?"

"A mother with children is someone else's wife!"

"This……"

"He should be a child too. He knows these things at such an old age." Namikaze Minato said with an awkward laugh.

"Don't underestimate him, Minato." Sarutobi Hiruzen said in a low voice with a serious expression, "This child is not an ordinary child. His thinking and ideas are no different from those of an adult. Besides, we know that the female secretary next to him... is actually a mother with a child."

"That's right, and it's common knowledge that he likes mothers with children." Ohnoki said calmly.

"Even you know that?" Minato gasped.

"That guy Kobayashi Yifeng was the one who shouted it out in that meeting place, and he shouted very loudly." Ohnoki said expressionlessly.

"Shouted, shouted?" Minato stood there stupidly, muttering to himself: "I underestimated him, kids nowadays are really amazing! When Kushina and I were not married, we would blush for a long time just holding hands."

"And this guy has a nickname, the Succubus of the Ninja World." Sarutobi Hiruzen spoke again, "Do you understand the value of these four words, Minato?"

"Shinobi, succubus of the ninja world?"

"What a mess!"

"It's unimaginable."

Everyone was talking and talking.

"Just use this point." Uchiha Madara made the final decision, saying, "If you like mothers with children, this point can be used! Let me personally finalize it, and this time I will make that bastard Xiaolin Yifeng lose his reputation!"