Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

"Actually, we didn't really offend each other, we just had a few words."

Zhao Xiyan said awkwardly, "Who would have thought that she would ambush me at the door with a dung bucket?"

"Can you imagine?"

Director Zhang reached out and tapped his head vigorously, angrily saying, "She, Jia Zhang, is not really crazy... If it wasn't you who did it, would she have splashed Qiao Youhua all over?"

"This guy probably knew about the news when he was at the door, and he deliberately let Qiao Youhua take the blame. His relationship with Qiao Youhua is not very good." Captain Chen also said leisurely.

"No, why are you coming towards me?"

Zhao Xiyan said dissatisfiedly, "Shouldn't we solve the problem in the courtyard first? Even if we take a step back... it has nothing to do with me that Jia Zhang splashed Qiao Youhua, right?"

"you……"

Director Zhang and Captain Chen were speechless for a moment.

Indeed, when it comes down to it, this matter seems to have nothing to do with Zhao Xiyan.

"Captain Chen, I admire you as a person since I came to this courtyard. You and Director Zhang, one is good at literature and the other is good at martial arts. You have set a good example for the residents of our street office..."

"Zhao Xiyan, don't give me that."

Captain Chen's face turned pale. "You just want me to go out and check the situation? Do you think I'm a fool?"

"Well."

Zhao Xiyan laughed dryly and said awkwardly, "You can't ask Director Zhang to check on this matter, can you? It would be so unlucky if she gets splashed with water."

"Get lost."

Director Zhang pushed him and said unhappily, "Your house has a back door, why don't you go around to the front door and take a look..."

"I?"

Zhao Xiyan took a step back with a look of horror on his face and said hurriedly, "This is inappropriate. Not many people know about my back door... If I go out, won't I be exposed?"

"Well."

Captain Chen and Director Zhang looked at each other and felt that there was some truth in it.

This kid has so many enemies. If he gets ambushed next time, he must have a way to retreat, right?

"Old Chen, go out and take a look..."

Director Zhang said in a deep voice, "Bring your gun with you. If anyone dares to make trouble, you can shoot as a warning."

"This……"

Captain Chen looked at Zhao Xiyan with resentment on his face, but finally accepted his fate.

After he signaled Qin Huairu and others to open the door, he also took out his gun.

Just when he took a deep breath and opened the door.

A hand slapped him directly in the face, leaving five dark yellow palm prints on his face.

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan and others all took a step back.

"what……"

Captain Chen screamed and then fell to the ground.

"Old Chen, Old Chen..."

Director Zhang and Zhao Xiyan hurried forward, one of them supported him while the other held his right hand.

After all, people will do some irrational things when they are extremely frightened.

Shazhu outside the door was also frightened. After seeing the black muzzle of the gun, his legs went weak and he knelt on the ground.

The atmosphere suddenly seemed weird.

After half an hour.

Captain Chen, whose face was already washed clean, stood in the yard with a gloomy expression. Director Zhang and Zhao Xiyan both lowered their heads and pinched their thighs.

"If you dare to tell anyone about this, I will die with you."

"I, Zhao Xiyan, swear that I will never tell anyone about this, or I will give birth to a son without an asshole."

Zhao Xiyan immediately raised his right hand.

"Me too, I won't tell either." Director Zhang also said hurriedly.

"Humph."

Captain Chen snorted coldly and then looked at everyone.

Although the floor has been washed, the smell can't be shaken off.

"Zhao Xiyan, are you a beast?" Liu Guangqi was the first to fire, his face filled with grief and indignation. "I finally invited Minister Qiao to our house for dinner... and you actually ruined my plans?"

"Hey, wait a minute."

Zhao Xiyan curled his lips and said, "It was Jia Zhang who splashed Qiao Youhua, not me...You are slandering me by saying that."

"I'll fuck you, uncle."

Liu Haizhong said angrily, "You were already standing at the door, and you specifically asked Minister Qiao to leave first... If this wasn't intentional, what was this?"

"Second uncle, you need evidence for what you say." Zhao Xiyan said disdainfully, "I did have some unpleasantness with Qiao Youhua at the factory... but after all, he and I are colleagues, right? What's the matter? Can't I reconcile with him?"

"you……"

Liu Haizhong covered his chest with his hands, feeling a little angry at the beast.

"Jia Zhang, are you crazy?"

Director Zhang glared and said, "You are lying in ambush at the door with a pile of manure... It would be fine if it splashed on Zhao Xiyan, but if it didn't splash on Zhao Xiyan and splashed on passers-by, wouldn't there be a fight?"

"No, just wait a moment."

Zhao Xiyan was very dissatisfied and said, "Director Zhang, what do you mean by this? What do you mean by 'splashing it on Zhao Xiyan'? I should have let her splash it."

"Her target is you, and that is your personal grudge." Captain Chen curled his lips.

"Zhao Xiyan, you are a bastard who gave birth to a son without an anus. What sin have I committed to deserve meeting a beast like you?" Jia Zhang cried.

"How did he offend you?" Xu Damao asked curiously.

"It's nothing."

The third aunt curled her lips and said, "Mrs. Jia Zhang said this afternoon that Banggeng was obtained because of the blessing of Old Jia, and Zhao Xiyan said that the Banggeng should be considered Old Jia's, and Jia Dongxu and Banggeng should be considered brothers..."

Phew!

Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Zhao Xiyan, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll fight you."

Jia Dongxu was so angry that his face turned blue.

"Actually, I think if it's really Old Jia's blessing... Old Zhao's calculation is really correct." Xu Damao said quietly.

"That's not right."

Yan Bugui, whose head was swollen like a pig, curled his lips and said, "If it is really as Jia Zhang said... then how can Bang Geng and Jia Dongxu be considered sworn brothers? Aren't they real brothers?"

"Hey, he is still the third uncle after all. The relationship is clear at once." Sha Zhu praised.

"I'll kill you..."

Jia Dongxu roared angrily and was about to go back to get a knife.

"Stand there."

Captain Chen pulled out his gun and shouted.

"Captain Chen, they are too bullying." Jia Dongxu wiped his tears and said, "If this gets out, how can I live my life in the future?"

"What's the big deal? Let's discuss our own issues."

Zhao Xiyan curled his lips and said, "You call him brother, and he calls you dad..."

"Hahaha."

Everyone was laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao laughed so hard that they rolled on the ground.

God damn, “You call him brother and he calls you dad.”

"Zhao Xiyan, I'm going to fight you..."

As Jia Zhang was about to get the toilet, she was stopped by Director Zhang.

"Zhao Xiyan, what's wrong with you? Are you trying to solve the problem or just make things worse? And Jia Zhangshi...if you dare to come here again, I'll send you to the police station. Do you believe it?"

"Director Zhang, this little beast is bullying us orphans and widows." Jia Zhang cried loudly, "Listen, is there a single word he said that sounds human?"

When she cried, the people in the yard immediately turned their guns and pointed them at Zhao Xiyan.

"Old Zhao, you didn't do this right."

"That's right. How can anyone treat others like this?"

"Jia Zhang is your elder..."

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