Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

"Zhao Xiyan, are you the one causing this trouble again?" Director Zhang gritted his teeth.

"I said no, do you believe it?" Zhao Xiyan said with a wry smile.

"I believe."

Captain Chen sneered, "But do you believe that Jia Dongxu will jump into the manure pit and then squat at your doorstep..."

"I……"

Zhao Xiyan looked at the grinning Jia Dongxu and fell silent.

"Fuck you."

Without saying a word, Jia Dongxu ran to the door and rolled around, his body covered with yellow and white stuff, then he was about to rush over like a wild bull.

"Fuck."

Captain Chen was terrified.

Director Zhang covered his mouth and vomited aside.

"Brother Jia, I was wrong."

Zhao Xiyan's words made Jia Dongxu stop two meters away.

"You better think of a solution quickly, or I will die with you."

"Ms. Jia Zhang, she is mentally abnormal, right?" Zhao Xiyan said sincerely.

"Well."

When Jia Dongxu heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Yes, why didn’t he think of this method?

"Hey."

Captain Chen and Director Zhang, who had just finished vomiting, both let out a long sigh.

Zhao Xiyan moved into this courtyard, and it was unclear whether he was unlucky or the people in this courtyard were unlucky.

After half an hour.

Under the coordination of Director Zhang, Zhang Youyi and others connected a pipe, and then the two Liu brothers pressed water, and Liu Haizhong personally washed Qiao Youhua, who was almost fainted from being called.

As for Yan Bugui, he was almost unconscious when the toilet was taken down.

"Brother Zhao, what's going on with my father?"

Yan Jiecheng was quite worried.

Yan Bugui must not be in trouble. If he is in trouble, what will happen to the Yan family? Wouldn't his mother and two younger brothers starve to death in the yard?

"No, I'm not a doctor. Why are you asking me?" Zhao Xiyan rolled his eyes.

“Aren’t you a college student?”

Yan Jiefang said with a bitter face, "Brother Zhao, if my father goes crazy...what should I do? I don't even have a wife yet."

"Yes, Brother Zhao, please give us some advice quickly." Yan Jiekuang also said in a sad voice.

"Hey."

Zhao Xiyan sighed, "Do you know about 'Fan Jinzhongju'? I think your father has been too shocked... He has become a little crazy. How about you give him a few slaps in the face?"

"Well, will this work?" Yan Jiecheng said with a wry smile.

"It can't work, there's no other way. I'll go first."

Yan Jiefang stepped forward, spat into his hands, then swung his right hand and slapped Yan Bugui in the face.

Snapped!

Yan Bugui's originally dim eyes suddenly regained their color.

"Brother Zhao, it really works?" Yan Jiecheng said happily.

"Teacher Yan is a respectable man. It's normal for him to find it hard to accept that someone put a toilet bowl over his head in public." Zhao Xiyan said hypocritically, "But it's okay, just wake him up."

"Eh."

After Yan Jiekuang responded, he stepped forward and gave Yan Bugui a loud slap in the face.

Seeing this, Yan Jiefang curled his lips and did something fancy.

He gave Yan Bugui a slap in the face with his backhand.

"Ouch."

Yan Jiekuang was not convinced and jumped up and slapped Yan Bugui in the face.

Seeing this, Yan Jiecheng also felt itchy.

I specially went to wash my hands and wanted to enjoy it.

He walked up to Yan Bugui and waved his hand, but at this moment, he was caught by someone.

"You beast, you dare to hit me?"

Yan Bugui had a hideous face and a swollen head, looking like a rat spirit, which was extremely scary.

"No, Dad, I..."

Before Yan Jiecheng could finish his words, Yan Bugui skillfully tied his hands with a hemp rope and hung him up.

The movements are so skillful that they can be said to be done in one go.

"Oh my god, what does Old Yan's father do?" Zhao Xiyan exclaimed.

"I heard he was a pig killer."

Captain Chen curled his lips and said, "He has been helping his father tie up pigs since he was a child. He has a lot of experience..."

"I see."

Zhao Xiyan suddenly realized.

"Hey."

Director Zhang, Qin Huairu and others standing by all held their foreheads with their hands.

In the past, they just thought that Zhao Xiyan was abnormal and seemed like he would never grow up. Now, how come Captain Chen has also been infected?

The two of them squatting in the corner smoking looked like a pair of street urchins.

"I told you to beat me, you beast, I'll beat you to death."

"Ahhh... Dad, I didn't hit you."

"It wasn't you? I watched you get beaten, you beast, do you really want to die?"

Yan Bugui holds a bamboo stick with skillful techniques.

Each blow hits the most delicate part of the body, but manages to avoid the most delicate part.

"No, I mean...did he learn this way of beating people from his father?"

Zhao Xiyan handed a cigarette to Captain Chen.

"That's not it."

Captain Chen curled his lips and said, "His father used to love going to brothels, and then his mother would get him drunk... and then hang him up and beat him. He probably learned this from his mother."

"Is this true? Lao Chen, please don't lie to me."

Zhao Xiyan was a little unconvinced, "How many years has Yan Bugui lived here? Have you met his parents?"

"What do you know?" Captain Chen squinted his eyes and said, "Before the liberation of the city, Yan Bugui lived near Xizhimen... When I was a child, I went to his father's shop to buy pork."

"Did you see his mother beating his father with your own eyes?" Zhao Xiyan still didn't believe it.

"Of course, he was hung under the butcher's shop, on a hook for hanging pigs, wearing only shorts... and was whipped in the street."

"It's still not right."

Zhao Xiyan frowned and said, "According to what you said, Yan Bugui was born in the Forbidden City? Then why did he marry Auntie San? Auntie San is not a woman from the Forbidden City."

"I……"

"I say you're almost there."

Director Zhang couldn't stand it any longer and scolded, "It's OK that Zhao Xiyan is not serious, but Chen Yude, why are you not serious either? Why are you still chatting with him?"

"I'm just waiting for them to flush the floor clean." Captain Chen said embarrassedly.

"Oh, you damned little bastard."

Suddenly there was a scream, startling everyone.

Qiao Youhua, who had just recovered from his shock, was frightened again and fell to the ground, looking at the entrance to the central courtyard in horror.

I saw Jia Zhang carrying a shoulder pole with two toilets hanging on both ends, and the toilets were full of yellow and white things.

"Fuck, Jia Zhang is going to take revenge."

Zhao Xiyan exclaimed and ran quickly towards the west courtyard.

Captain Chen reacted the fastest and followed immediately.

Director Zhang, Qin Huairu and others were stunned for a moment and then rushed in.

After the gate was closed, wailing and Liu Guangqi's explanations were heard from the yard.

"Jia Zhang, are you fucking crazy?"

"Jia Zhang, you fucking poured it into my mouth."

"I...vomit!"

……

"Minister Qiao, run, this is the notorious crazy woman in our yard."

"Yes, yes, she has been crazy since she was a child and often hits people with dung balls."

"You run first, I'll cover you."

……

The whole yard suddenly became a mess.

Director Zhang and Captain Chen both sighed and then looked at Zhao Xiyan.

"How did you offend Jia Zhang?"