Siheyuan: Started in 1950, third-level cook

Fortunately, he is still relatively big and is currently just stuck in a pit.

"Someone come quickly, someone come quickly and save me!"

"Is there anyone?"

Yi Zhonghai shouted at the top of his lungs, but after shouting several times, not only did no one come, he actually felt like he was falling.

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai didn't dare to say anything. He carefully supported himself on the concrete board with his hands and tried to stand up slowly.

But it would have been fine if I hadn't exerted any strength, because as soon as I exerted strength, the concrete slab under my feet actually moved!

Originally it was just the right size to fit my butt, but now it's slowly getting bigger.

Finally, with the sound of friction on the concrete slab, Yi Zhonghai slid in.

Good guy!

The toilets of this era are not flush toilets, but dry toilets.

There is a big manure pit below.

This manure pit has a sloping slope, and the deepest part is two meters.

Although Yi Zhonghai was not short, the slope was very slippery and it was difficult for him to climb out by himself.

After struggling for a few times, Yi Zhonghai found that the more he struggled, the faster he slid down.

After a while, only half of the head was left outside.

Yi Zhonghai didn't dare to move. He could only stand on tiptoe, face up, and try his best to keep his balance.

"Big girl, little wife, clang clang clang~"

"啷婷婷啷~"

Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to give up, he suddenly heard a familiar voice.

The person who came was Xu Damao.

There was not much task in the factory today, so Xu Damao spent the whole day fishing in the Propaganda Department, feeling so happy.

So I hummed a tune and went to the bathroom, intending to take a dump.

Although there is a public toilet in the courtyard, it is not cleaned as frequently as the steel mill.

Moreover, when I went to the toilet in the factory, the bad smell on my body would be blown away on the way back, and it would not affect my dinner at all.

"Hey, I heard Yi Zhonghai is having diarrhea."

"If I caught him, I would definitely say something bad about him."

Muttering to himself, Xu Damao randomly selected a seat.

The news of Yi Zhonghai's loose trouser pocket today spread throughout the steel mill.

Xu Damao works in the Propaganda Department and is even more well-informed.

If Lao Xu had not also been in the Propaganda Department, Xu Damao would have gone to the workshop to see what was going on.

"Xu...Xu Damao!"

Yi Zhonghai tensed his body and called out to Xu Damao in a low voice.

He didn't dare to speak too loudly, for fear that he would continue to slide down.

Ok?

Xu Damao suddenly looked up and glanced at the toilet.

No one was found!

Damn it?

Could it be haunted?

Thinking of this, Xu Damao worked harder and sped up the process of clearing out inventory.

“Pah, pah.”

Yi Zhonghai became anxious when he saw the falling objects speeding up.

I’m afraid Xu Damao wants to end the battle quickly!

No, we can't let him get away!

Thinking of this, Yi Zhonghai no longer cared about sliding down, and shouted into his throat: "Xu Damao! Xu Damao, save me!"

This voice almost scared Xu Damao to death.

The most vulnerable time for a person is when he or she is having to go to the toilet.

Frightened by this, Xu Damao wanted to pull up his pants and run out.

But from the sound, it seemed to come from below.

Thinking of this, Xu Damao plucked up the courage to look down.

"I rely on!"

This glance almost scared Xu Damao to death.

Why is there someone in the pit?

This guy is a gangster!

In order to peek at others going to the toilet, I was soaked in shit.

This person works too hard!

So Xu Damao took out toilet paper to wipe his butt and planned to go to the security department.

"Xu Damao, I'm your uncle, stop it, come and save me!" Yi Zhonghai slid down a little more at this time and was almost buried.

ha? ?

Yi Zhonghai?

Xu Damao pulled up his trousers and took another look inside.

I was happy at that time.

"Hey, why did you go to the pit to cool off, old man?" Xu Damao asked gloatingly.

"Hurry... come and save me, Gulu~~" Yi Zhonghai was about to explode with anger.

Seeing that something was not right, Xu Damao stopped teasing and ran out to call for help.

Yi Zhonghai took a few sips of soup and water, which then spurted out disgustingly, like a small fountain.

Fortunately, Xu Damao went to call for help, and they would be rescued if they just held on a little longer.

But on second thought, Yi Zhonghai felt depressed again.

Given Xu Damao's personality, he would definitely have to call a lot of people.

Now he has embarrassed himself.

"You guys, and you guys, hey, Second Uncle, you're here too, come with me." Xu Damao shouted all the way, attracting many people.

"Yi Zhonghai fell into the toilet, come with me to rescue him!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard this.

Fell into the toilet?

What the hell!

Everyone ran to the toilet and looked down the toilet, and sure enough, there was someone there.

Several young workers spontaneously stepped forward and lifted the cement cover.

Now I can see more clearly, there is indeed someone in the shit!

Although only a face was exposed, it was clear that it was Yi Zhonghai.

"No, how did he fall?" a strong young man asked what everyone was thinking.

Xu Damao touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "Is he hungry?"

Liu Haizhong kicked him without thinking.

"Stop talking nonsense, save people!"

Liu Haizhong instantly turned into a leader, directing everyone to rescue Yi Zhonghai.

"That's right, save people first. This pit is quite deep. If we delay any longer, people will be in danger." The strong young man just spoke.

"How to save him? We can't just lend a hand and pull him up, right?" Xu Damao said with a frown.

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone felt sick.

If you try to pull it with your hands, won't you also get some stuck on you?

No no no!

We have to find another way.

"How about we find a hook and hook Master Yi up?" suggested the strong young man.

Liu Haizhong nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, you have a good brain, go find the hook."

A few minutes later, the young man came back with a wooden stick with a hook tied to it.

"Will this thing work?"

"Okay, that's great!"

Liu Haizhong took the wooden stick, poked it into the pit, and hung the iron hook on Yi Zhonghai's clothes.

"Come on, everyone, give me a hand!"

It was winter now, and Yi Zhonghai's clothes were soaked with feces and were quite heavy.

Everyone stepped forward and worked together to try to pull Yi Zhonghai up.

But they still underestimated the slope of the pit, it was too slippery.

Yi Zhonghai was originally stretched straight, but this pull caused his body to tilt and he fell headfirst into the pit.

"Lao Yi, Lao Yi, are you okay?" Liu Haizhong was shocked!

Fortunately, Yi Zhonghai couldn't speak now, otherwise he would have scolded Liu Haizhong to death.

You can't even save people, what a loser.

Yi Zhonghai simply ignored the hook and grabbed the stick with his backhand, pulled it hard, and used the force to climb up the slope.

It is said that human potential is infinite.

When life is threatened, tremendous power will erupt.

Yi Zhonghai actually climbed out of the pit with the help of a stick!

"Ugh~ Lao Yi, don't come over here yet, don't come over here yet!"