Siheyuan: Started in 1950, third-level cook

The deaf old lady kept muttering to herself while putting food into her mouth with a spoon.

But while eating, the deaf old lady suddenly stopped moving and her face suddenly became painful.

"Huifang, Huifang!"

The deaf old lady slipped and the lunch box in her hand fell directly onto the quilt.

The old lady who was opening the window to ventilate the room looked at the deaf old lady and immediately became unhappy when she heard this.

Old lady, if you don’t want to eat, don’t eat. Don’t waste food!

Pouring good porridge on the quilt not only wastes food but also requires drying the quilt and washing the quilt cover.

Just as the old lady was frowning and about to tidy up the quilt, a foul odor suddenly hit her.

Then a series of loud farts were heard in the ward.

“Puff~Puff~Splash~”

The old lady was stunned and looked at the deaf old lady in shock.

The deaf old lady clenched her fists, as if she was exerting all her strength.

"Old lady! Old lady, are you crazy?"

An old lady felt her scalp tingling!

It’s okay that your legs and feet are not in good condition, but could you please tell me when you take a shit?

You are so good, you just started to poop on the bed when you have a disagreement. It will be so troublesome to clean up.

"Huifang, there is poison in your food!" The deaf old lady felt a severe stomachache and squeezed out a few words from between her teeth.

ha? ?

Is there poison in the food?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

She and Yi Zhonghai had both drunk the meal. If it had been poisonous, they would have had diarrhea long ago.

The deaf old lady must have lost her appetite.

Ugh!

When the aunt thought of this, she opened all the windows in the house to allow air to circulate.

Strangely enough, the deaf old lady's stomachache came and went quickly, and the pain was gone as soon as she said it was gone.

The aunt had no choice but to help the deaf old lady clean up and change her clothes.

I thought it was over this time, but I didn't expect that two hours later, the deaf old lady started again.

It stinks so much. The old lady is not very tall, but she poops a lot.

My goodness! Not only the old lady, but even the two other patients in the room couldn’t bear it anymore.

He limped to the nurse and asked to be changed to another ward.

At the same time, Yi Zhonghai in the steel rolling mill's production workshop was not having an easy time either.

As soon as Yi Zhonghai came to the operating table today, he felt a sudden cramp in his stomach, and then he felt like the world was churning.

What’s even worse is that the back door is on the verge of being lost and looks like it will collapse at any moment.

I go!

Yi Zhonghai's face suddenly changed and he began to frantically search for toilet paper on the operating table.

"Hey, Master Yi, what are you doing?" The master at the operating table next to him saw that something was unusual on Yi Zhonghai's side and asked curiously.

Yi Zhonghai pursed his lips and dared not speak.

He was worried that once he opened his mouth, the breath he had been holding would dissipate, and the following would also burst out.

"Gululu~"

"Gululu~"

His stomach churned again, and Yi Zhonghai felt his back door lighten, and the pain in his abdomen was actually relieved a little.

But Yi Zhonghai suddenly froze.

He didn't even bother looking for toilet paper and just ran outside.

"Pfft, pfft..."

"Bang~Puff~"

The people in the workshop seemed to have heard the sound of firecrackers and looked over here.

The workers who were processing parts on machine tools along the way also took a curious look, but were almost vomited by the stench the next second.

The stench quickly spread throughout the workshop and drifted to every corner.

"Who the hell pooped in the workshop?"

"It's not pooping, it sounds like someone is farting."

"It's Master Yi. Master Yi seems to be having diarrhea. He ran out holding his buttocks."

"Fuck, Yi Zhonghai is already so old, and he can't even hold his shit?"

What a coincidence, when Yi Zhonghai rushed out of the workshop, he accidentally bumped into the workshop director Guo Dapiezi.

Yi Zhonghai was of considerable build and ran at an extremely fast speed, so he knocked the teacup out of Guo Dapiezi's hand.

"No, Yi Zhonghai, what are you doing?" Guo Dapiezi immediately got angry.

"Director, I..."

As soon as Yi Zhonghai opened his mouth, there was another burst of puffing sounds.

"Director, I'm leaving first!"

Yi Zhonghai covered his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other and ran towards the public toilet.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai had a stomachache, Guo Dapiezi cursed at him a few words, picked up the teacup and went to the workshop.

But as soon as he entered, he found the workshop in chaos.

"Damn, I can't stand it anymore, it stinks so much, let's open the door and ventilate it."

"Hey, this is the first time something like this has happened in our workshop."

"Stop talking and go find some coal slag."

"What are you looking for coal slag for?"

"Look at the ground!"

After these words were spoken, the workers in the workshop couldn't help but look down.

Good guy!

A yellow and green line extends from the Yi Zhonghai machine tool and extends outside the workshop.

"vomit!!"

"That's disgusting. Go find some cinders."

"It's so disgusting this early in the morning."

For a moment, the workshop was in an uproar again.

There was hardly anyone looking for coal slag; they all ran out to get some fresh air.

It's bad enough that Yi Zhonghai had a stomachache and didn't keep watch, but his fart was also quite smelly.

I don't know what he ate, but his fart is as bad as a stink bomb.

On the other side, Yi Zhonghai ran and stopped all the way and finally reached the toilet.

It’s not that he wants to stop, but he really has no choice.

If I run too fast, my stomach will hurt badly.

Although I squeezed my butt as tight as possible, I still lost control many times along the way.

After a series of crackling and puffing sounds, Yi Zhonghai felt the pain in his stomach disappeared, and he felt a lot more relaxed.

Just after solving the problem, Yi Zhonghai discovered a serious problem.

He didn't bring any paper.

There are no mobile phones nowadays, so there is no way to contact people to deliver paper.

Besides, it was just time for work, so there wasn't anyone in the restroom.

After hesitating for a moment, Yi Zhonghaiya gritted his teeth, pulled up his pants and left.

Anyway, my pants are already dirty, so I might as well go home and change clothes.

I originally thought that I had a stomach upset from what I ate this morning and that it would be fine after just this one visit.

But Yi Zhonghai found that this time the stomachache was very strange, occurring every one or two hours.

Although he was prepared for the next few times, after so many times, Yi Zhonghai felt dizzy when walking.

And the worst thing was that the people in the workshop kept teasing him behind his back, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

After finally getting off work, Yi Zhonghai finished cleaning the machine tool and was about to go home to lie down.

But before I could finish cleaning, my stomach started to growl again.

Yi Zhonghai rushed out of the workshop without any hesitation, his movements were so skillful that it made people feel distressed.

Two minutes later, Yi Zhonghai rushed to the toilet with his buttocks clamped.

The sun was about to set and the temperature was low. The water at the toilet door was about to freeze, and Yi Zhonghai almost fell when he went in.

Fortunately, he had gained experience today and reached the pit without any danger, and ran freely.

After a few minutes, the abdominal cramps disappeared and Yi Zhonghai got up and prepared to go home.

I don’t know if it’s because I squatted for too long or if I was exhausted from diarrhea today.

When I stood up so suddenly, I felt a little dizzy.

One of them didn't stand firmly and fell down, landing on his butt in the pit.