Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

After getting ashore, Wu Xiaogou lay on the ground and slowly came to his senses. However, he was shivering from the cold and wished he could put on a cotton coat: "Brother, why am I so cold?"

Zhang Qilin pointed at Zhang Hongshang who was standing beside him holding an umbrella and said, "Your bodyguard."

Zhang Hongshang was holding a modern folding umbrella, wearing an ancient skirt, and knelt down very politely.

Wu Xiaogou was stunned and said: "This can't be the chairman in disguise!" The chairman likes to wear beautiful skirts! !

"Little dog, why are you calling me?" Zhang Qiyuan was eating purple sweet potatoes and came over curiously. "Your bodyguard is a young lady. You need to sign a labor contract with her when you go back."

Wu Xiaogou tried desperately not to confirm that guess. He took a sip of hot water, which was boiled by Pan Zi on the alcohol stove just now.

"Why did she suddenly appear?"

Found a bodyguard in a pile of corpses? ?

This is like a ghost story, even weirder than the story in Liao Zhai where a scholar met a beautiful woman in a dilapidated temple! !

Zhang Qiyuan sighed, "She is a puppet, a spirit, or a ghost. She has too much resentment in her body. She wants to borrow your Yang energy to get out of the cave. In return, she wants to be your bodyguard!"

Wu Xiaogou looked at the female ghost without a shadow and shuddered: "I haven't agreed yet, Chairman, this is a bit too sudden!!"

"You're a fool, a female ghost with profound Taoism condescends to be your bodyguard, which is absolutely a great blessing!" Zhang Qiyuan looked at Wu Xiaogou with regret, "Although Zhang Hongshang is a little illiterate, she has outstanding professional ability..."

Wu Xiaogou widened his clear puppy eyes and looked at Zhang Qilin: Have you decided on a name already?

Zhang Qilin comforted Wu Xiaogou and patted his head: "It's not a bad thing."

Wu Xiaogou scratched his head: "Okay."

Otherwise, what else could happen?

He must firmly grasp this great blessing! !

Zhang Qiyuan couldn't help but touch his chin when he saw the interaction between Zhang Qilin and Wu Xiaogou. He turned around to look for Wu Sanxing.

"When are you going to give birth?" The Wu family's puppy has really strong genes. He was a little envious and wanted to take it out to play with it.

Wu Sanxing was sitting on the floor smoking a cigar and sorting out his thoughts when he heard this. His mind was a little stuck: "Ah, Chairman, why do you suddenly ask this?"

Zhang Qiyuan said as a matter of course: "I want you to give birth to a puppy for me to play with."

Wu Sanxing paused as he was smoking a cigar. The smoke in his throat was not exhaled, causing him to cough for a long time. He said with tears in his eyes, "Haven't you had enough fun with my nephew?"

Just tease the children of the Wu family as much as you want? ?

That's a bit too much.

Well, actually, it’s not too much. Look, his eldest nephew hasn’t even gone out to the ground yet, and he’s already got a thousand-year-old female ghost bodyguard.

His third uncle was a little envious.

Zhang Qiyuan snorted: "Forget it, I'll go and urge your brother later." It's from the same manufacturer as Wu Xiaogou, so the quality is definitely guaranteed! !

Wu Sanxing stood up in fear: "No! My eldest brother and sister-in-law don't want to have any more children! Chairman, please don't hurt me!!"

If the eldest brother knew that he was involved, he would definitely let Wu Erbai deal with him! !

Damn, being a younger brother is so miserable! !

Wu Xiaogou looked at his frightened uncle and burst into laughter. He was even in the mood to light incense and offer sacrifices to Zhang Hongshang.

This operation is not new. The ghosts in Hogwarts have been eating this way for a long time.

"You little brat! You're making fun of your uncle! You have no respect for your elders!!"

"Hahahaha, I'll tell grandma and uncle when I get home!!"

"...If you have the guts, don't complain!"

"I'm going to complain! Lulululu!!"

……

Da Kui woke up on the way to find the village, and the boatman woke up at the same time.

The guesthouse in the village was rather run-down, and there was not enough room for all of them, so they simply did not stay there.

A luxury tent was set up directly nearby.

The boatman was hung on a tree. Da Kui was responsible for making fire and boiling water. The campfire stove was very big, and the pot was also very big. Of course, the animals hunted by Axue were also very big.

"Is there enough food?" Zhang Qiyuan looked at the strong wild boar. "If not, go to the village and sell some chickens, ducks, fish and the like."

Wu Xiaogou looked at the boatman and came up with an idea: "This boatman must have food at home."

Just clean up his house! !

Zhang Qiyuan agreed and said, "That's good too. He's going to eat it anyway, so let him have a taste of our cooking skills."

Then the eldest nephew who was trying to trick his uncle came online, and Wu Sanxing had to work with Pan Zi to drive the boatman to rob his house, and by the way, they took a walk around the village, bought some things, and inquired about the news.

After dinner, everyone started dancing around the bonfire. The boatman was hung on a tree. He looked at this strange group of people and felt that they were the devil's messengers! !

Wu Sanxing drank some wine and started bragging about his glorious deeds.

But in the end, he still managed to control Chopstick Head's momentum: "I found out about that tomb. There is a pit of human heads there!!"

Wu Xiaogou was very enthusiastic and talked to Wu Sanxing about his speculations about this tomb.

Zhang Qiyuan and Zhang Qilin began to interrogate the boatman.

The boatman, who had lost all his food, faced the two devils and confided his personal experience: "There is a man-eating tree there!!"

Zhang Qiyuan pressed for a few more questions, but no other cuties showed up, so he turned back in boredom and began to explore the nearby mountains and forests with Axue.

The next morning, everyone got up early, ate a few cans of meat, drank a few sips of boiled water, packed up their things without cooking, and set off directly.

To be honest, this time I caught Lama just to teach Wu Xiaogou a lesson.

After all, the fight that Zhang Qilin led before was not normal!

What Wu Xiaogou is going to learn today is the ways and methods of normal people fighting, and at the same time review the mechanisms learned by the Zhang family.

"I won't tell you the basics, but look at this shovel of red soil. There must be a huge tomb underneath."

Wu Sanxing couldn't pretend to be cool anymore, and now he didn't dare to speak loudly to his nephew, because he found that the female ghost in red had become his nephew's ghost since she accepted his feeding.

Whenever Wu Sanxing wanted to teach Wu Xiaogou a lesson, Zhang Hongshang would stare at Wu Sanxing with her gloomy black eyes.

This put Wu Sanxing in a very passive position!!

Wu Sanxing complained in his heart, my nephew is so lucky, he has been equipped with a personal ghost bodyguard before the fight even starts! !

Looking at his nephew who was happily taking photos everywhere, Wu Sanxing felt a little like having a heart attack and smoked a cigarette to calm down.

So, a strange scene appeared. Wu Sanxing was smoking a cigarette, watching his eldest nephew learning how to dig a tunnel, while the two ancestors of the Zhang family were standing behind him and staring at him.

Who dug the hole?

Pan Zi and Da Kui.

In the end, Wu Sanxing had no choice but to dig the hole himself.