Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

"Crushed him to death?" Wu Sanxing looked at the ruthless and taciturn head of the Zhang family, and finally stared at Da Kui and frowned.

Pan Zi felt his pulse and said, "Not dead."

Wu Xiaogou noticed Zhang Qilin's unhappiness. He slapped Da Kui on the head with a shovel and then questioned Wu Sanxing: "Uncle San! Why did you bring such a thing? It's worse than me!!"

Wu Sanxing was choked by his nephew and was speechless for a long time. He could only say: "Xiao Xie, you are still very powerful!"

Wu Xiaogou didn't give his uncle any face at all: "If you say I'm good at studying, I'll reluctantly believe you. But you say I'm brave and good at work? Haha, Uncle San, Uncle Pan isn't the only capable guy under you, right?!"

Pan Zi looked at Wu Xiaogou speechlessly. He was cleaning the marks left by the shovel. "Master San, I am nothing, Pan Zi."

Wu Sanxing looked at Pan Zi with relief, then stared at Wu Xiaogou: "I am your third uncle, I am not dead yet, and you are thinking about my guys!!"

"Haha, Third Uncle, I wish you could live for another 800 years." Wu Xiaogou didn't want to take over his Third Uncle's betting, the messy people, and the chaotic things.

Just checking the accounts is enough to make him feel overwhelmed!

He hasn't even figured out how to run his own shop which has been closed for a long time!

While listening to the crosstalk performance by the uncle and nephew, Zhang Qiyuan fed dead turtles to Ah Huan, which frightened the boatman so much that his hands trembled and he could not hold the oars.

Instead of blaming the boatman, Zhang Qiyuan tied the boatman's arms and oars together so that the boatman could continue rowing even if he shivered.

How thoughtful!!

Just when the boatman was hesitating whether to dive into the water, he saw Zhang Qiyuan take out a giant corpse turtle from somewhere.

This corpse turtle king is as big as two heads, waving sharp and heavy claws, looking particularly majestic.

As we all know, the corpse turtle king is relatively small in size, but it is obvious that this corpse turtle king that has been raised by Zhang Qiyuan for decades is different.

"Turtle King! Charge! Let's eat!" Zhang Qiyuan held the corpse of the Turtle King in one hand and threw it forward. There was a plop sound, and then there was a sound of chaos coming from the front.

After Ah Huan had eaten and drunk his fill, he put his head into his pocket again.

"What's going on ahead?" Wu Sanxing held up the searchlight and looked ahead carefully, "Chairman, do you need to prepare anything?"

Zhang Qiyuan waved his hand: "The natives are just welcoming the Turtle King, not fighting!!"

As he was speaking, a large area of ​​corpses appeared in front of him. There were corpses floating in the water, and corpses piled up near the stone wall. There was also a crystal coffin on top of the stone wall.

The King Turtle released by Zhang Qiyuan was busy fighting with the group of turtle corpses here, and did not notice that the corpses here did not welcome the noisy King Turtle at all.

"Boss, those corpses seem to have surrounded us," the boatman was frightened by the shocking images. The rotten and miserable corpses kept approaching and he could not even row the boat.

Wu Xiaogou held the insect repellent spray and sprayed it along the side of the boat. Then, relying on Zhang Qilin on his side, he arrogantly sprayed one of the corpses several times.

Then the corpse became enraged, its skin and flesh almost melted, and it pounced towards Wu Xiaogou, howling.

The sharp voice almost pierced my eardrums.

Zhang Qilin pressed down Wu Xiaogou's head, blocked it with the black gold ancient sword, and then kicked it away directly.

Wu Sanxing pointed at the corpse clinging to the wall and said in surprise: "Chief, this thing..." Damn, how come he gets stronger and stronger? ?

Is this a zongzi?

This is a special variety!!

"Pan Zi, black donkey hoof! Hurry!!" Wu Sanxing thought of the black donkey hoof he had prepared, hoping that this thing could give him a little sense of security.

Pan Zi was busy holding a gun in one hand and pulling out the black donkey hoof from his bag with the other.

But soon, the boat was completely blocked in the corpse cave.

Not only did countless corpses float up from the water, but there were also densely packed corpses hanging above their heads, with strands of black hair falling down softly.

"Cover your mouth and nose, don't breathe!!" Zhang Qilin frowned and shouted.

There are some spores mixed in here. The reproduction ability of this thing is incredibly strong, and it is difficult to pull out once it drills into the flesh and blood. You can almost just wait to die.

Zhang Qiyuan raised his head slightly and looked at the hanging corpse, and exclaimed: "This welcome ceremony is quite unique."

This sentence seemed to have angered the zongzi in the corpse cave, and they began to ram their boat frantically. Zhang Qiyuan was playing on the rocking boat while happily hitting the zongzi's heads.

Zhang Qiyuan’s head collapse was not a simple one. It was a collapse of his Fa Qiu finger, and he was bounced out dozens of meters away.

Wu Xiaogou was watching the chairman's head popping with great interest, but he didn't pay attention and saw a red light out of the corner of his eye, and then he lost consciousness.

"Oh my god, two backs of the head!" Zhang Qiyuan began to discharge electricity into the water. The crackling arcs of electricity danced brightly in the cave, and the dumplings in the water were electrocuted and lost the ability to move.

At the same time, the people on the boat were also numbed by the electric shock.

Wu Sanxing felt his tongue was numb, and he couldn't even call out "nephew".

Zhang Qilin held up Wu Xiaogou's head with one hand and held the black gold ancient knife tightly with the other hand. The dim gold patterns on the knife suddenly brightened. Before Zhang Qilin could chop, the red-clothed female zongzi knelt down with a snap.

Zhang Qiyuan sighed and said, "You are too spineless."

Zhang Qilin let Wu Xiaogou lie on the bag, and he said to Zhang Qiyuan: "She wants to go out."

Zhang Qiyuan took another close look at the female Zongzi, touched his chin and said, "She wanted to borrow the puppy's Yang Qi to get out. Now the situation is that she has already borrowed the Yang Qi, so we have to charge the puppy some interest!!"

"Little official, why don't we let this female ghost follow Wu Xiaogou? She can also protect the little dog!"

This little dog is so pitiful. He is easily attacked by sneak attacks, and almost every sneak attack is successful.

It seems that this is just the beginning. If we are in such a mess, how can we go on? !

The female ghost in red nodded to show her agreement.

Zhang Qilin had no objection. Wu Sanxing and Pan Zi were both numbed by the electric shock and could not say anything.

So Zhang Qiyuan pulled out a folding umbrella with vinyl inside to protect against the sun. He opened the umbrella and showed it to the red-dressed ghost: "Take a look first. Do you like the red plum blossoms?"

The female ghost in red suddenly pulled aside her thick long hair, revealing a pale face that was a little swollen and looked horrible.

"This is the same as Zhang Tianzong. Just call yourself Zhang Hong...Hongshang?" Zhang Qiyuan said as he handed a mask to the freshly-made Zhang Hongshang. At least the two eyes of this female ghost looked black, which was pretty good and could be shown.

Zhang Qilin was speechless as he watched Zhang Hongshang picking out the folding umbrella placed at the stern of the boat. He knew very well that the name Zhang Qiyuan actually wanted to say was Zhang Hongyi.

It’s just that some time ago, Zhang Haike complained that his name was not distinctive, so Zhang Qiyuan suddenly changed it to Zhang Hongshang.

"Just pick the color. When we get back, let Wu Xiaogou customize an umbrella for you."

"Hey, you actually like blue."

"Or you can just call yourself Zhang Lanshang."

Zhang Hongshang threw down the blue folding umbrella and finally chose a red plain umbrella with no flowers on it but only one line of words: Dancing on the grave and teasing ghosts.

Zhang Hongshang probably didn't recognize these words, so she chose this umbrella.

Zhang Qiyuan looked at the illiterate Zhang Hongshang and said earnestly, "Let Wu Xiaogou enroll you in a literacy class."

The boat swayed out of the cave. The boatman in front saw the sunlight and ran out screaming. However, he had a paddle tied to his arm and accidentally tripped and hit his head on a rock. He bled profusely and fainted.

Everyone sitting on the boat: . .