Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

So, there was the scene where Yan Jiecheng tried to chop Xu Damao with a knife, but he failed and was beaten into a pig's head, with eight teeth falling out.

I have 4 molars, which will make eating difficult in the future. I have 4 wisdom teeth, so I don’t have to go to the hospital to have them extracted and spend money. You’re welcome.

But Yu Li's appearance did scare Xu Damao. How the hell could this be explained? It would be troublesome if she said something wrong.

Ran Qiuye's side was easy to explain, after all, from beginning to end, Xu Damao never called her name, nor did he reveal his own name. It was only just now that the girls asked what her name was.

As for Yu Li, she called out her name right from the start, and also said that there was a little girl in the yard named He Yushui, who was a classmate of her sister Yu Haitang. Yu Li even mistook herself for Yan Jiecheng...

Lou Xiao'e stared at Xu Damao with extremely angry eyes, and the blazing anger seemed to be saying - [How do you explain these? ! ]

Mr. Xu drank his tea with his body turned sideways, feeling awkward and not knowing how to explain the lie to his son.

Lou Bancheng smiled with his eyes narrowed, as if waiting for him to refute.

The second uncle touched his head——[Should I change the table? It seems there is not enough room? ]

He Yushui ran over quickly: "Haitang, why are you here?"

Yu Haitang pointed at Xu Damao and asked, "Yushui, is he Xu Damao?"

He Yushui pulled Yu Haitang's arm and nodded: "Yeah, what's the matter? Did Brother Damao really borrow 250 yuan from your family?"

Yu Haitang did not respond directly to the 250 yuan issue. Instead, he looked her up and down and muttered, "She has a long face..."

Xu Damao——[Thank you so much to your whole family! 】

"This Xu Damao must have been causing trouble for the little girl outside, and now he has come to our house. Now we are going to have a good show!"

"Yan Jiecheng also said that Xu Damao intercepted his blind date? There's something going on here. It's a big deal!"

"As long as it doesn't delay my feast, it's not a big deal!"

"..."

The neighbors' buzzing discussions were so loud that it was almost impossible to suppress them.

"Well, let me explain..."

Under the suspicious gazes of Yu Mu and Yu Haitang, and the various whispered suspicions of the neighbors, just as Xu Damao was about to start quibbling... explaining, a voice came from the Moon Gate again -

"Who is stabbing someone with a knife in broad daylight?!"

Damn, everyone is gathered together today, right?

Can't I just have a proper wedding banquet?

As a result, everyone looked in the direction where the voice came from. It turned out to be Chen Gongan and Liu Guangtian? They were each pushing a bicycle towards them.

So fast? Liu Guangtian had been out for less than two or three minutes, right? Did they meet on the road?

"Huh? Damao? What's going on? You're not the one who attacked anyone, are you?" Chen Zhonghua unconsciously reached for his waist again - with his natural supernatural powers and a kitchen knife, what could go wrong?

Liu Guangtian's face was filled with black lines: "Chen Gongan, it was Yan Jiecheng who hacked people. He was the one sitting on the ground with a swollen face. He has been beaten up."

Yan Jiecheng waved his hands and shouted, "Hata um la! Hata ou! Haji hu! Haji wo de scare ah!"

Yan Bugui translated and explained: "Chen Gongan, look at how Xu Damao beat my son. He almost died! Eight teeth! Eight teeth in total!"

"He also cut off my son's beard and ruined his blind date! Do you police officers care about this?!"

"Wait, let me understand the situation first." Chen Zhonghua made a calming gesture to the "victim". He had to find out the situation first. Without investigation, he would have no right to speak.

Xu Damao touched his nose and smiled awkwardly: "Well, Chen Gongan, it's a good thing that you are here, let me explain..."

[As for why you have to reach for your gun every time you see me? You, Public Security Officer Chen, are really bad! ]

"The day before yesterday, my car wheel broke, so I went to the repair shop to ask Old Yu to fix it. And by chance, I ran into his eldest daughter, Yu Li..."

Yu Li nodded, Xu Damao was right.

"I heard from Yu Shui that she had a classmate named Yu Haitang and a sister named Yu Li. Her father was Master Yu who ran the auto repair shop at the entrance of the alley. When I asked, it turned out to be a coincidence that it was Yu Li." After saying that, he winked at He Yu Shui.

He Yushui was confused. When did I tell you about this? Besides, Haitang didn't tell me her sister's name.

But seeing Xu Damao's eyes, the suspicious eyes of the neighbors, and Lou Xiao'e's unconcealed anger - if I deny it, will Damao not be able to get married? My brother has already hurt him so badly...

So he gritted his teeth, nodded, and gave false testimony to Xu Damao.

[Brother Da Mao, you are too fickle! ]

Xu Damao secretly breathed a sigh of relief. With He Yushui as a witness, this matter was much easier to explain.

"Then I asked where Old Yu was, and I found out that he was injured and still resting in bed at home. Yu Li even dropped out of school to look after the shop—"

Yu Li nodded under everyone's questioning gazes. She blushed a little, but Xu Damao was telling the truth. He just concealed the fact that he had mistakenly thought it was Yan Jiecheng. It was good that way. Yu Li couldn't say such an embarrassing thing in front of so many people.

"So, when I heard that this girl wanted to drop out of school? Old Yu was still lying at home and couldn't get out of bed--"

"I felt so bad that I gave her money and asked her to go back to school."

"Just tell me, did I do anything wrong?"

Xu Damao spread his hands seriously and said sincerely.

It was such a thing, but why was it so unbelievable when it came out of Xu Damao's mouth?

He spent 250 yuan to help a female student who dropped out of school. What's more, the girl was quite pretty... Why do you think that you, Xu Damao, can't do such a kind thing?

"Um...how do you know Old Yu? Are you very familiar with him?" Some neighbors still couldn't understand why it was such a coincidence.

"As a projectionist at the steel mill, I often go to the countryside to show movies. I have to carry the projector, copies and speakers. You all know that the roads in the countryside are difficult to travel on, so my bicycle often breaks down. This is reasonable, right? So I often go to see Old Yu. It's normal that I'm very familiar with him, right?" Xu Damao said shamelessly.

"——It makes sense..." The neighbor couldn't think of anything wrong.

But Yu's mother knew that Old Yu didn't know Xu Damao at all, which meant that he didn't often come to her family's auto repair shop. But with so many people watching and her family being the beneficiary, it was not easy for her to refute Xu Damao in public.

If you go to refute at this time, taking the money and still pointing fingers at others with bad intentions, wouldn't that be like being an ungrateful person?

The Yu family's tradition prevented her from doing such a treacherous thing.

"I don't believe that you, Xu Damao, are so kind! You must be hiding something to hide if you help a woman like this for no reason!" Yan Bugui helped translate Yan Jiecheng's words. He also thought so. Why help Yu Li instead of others?

"This person has a dirty heart, so everything he sees is dirty!" As soon as these words were spoken, Yan Jiecheng was labeled with a dirty heart.

"Comrade Yu Li, I have a question. I gave you money. Apart from letting you go back to school, did you make any other requests? Did I leave my name? Did I leave my address?" Speaking of this, Xu Damao was right. He really didn't make any requests, nor did he say that you couldn't marry Yan Jiecheng!

This is absolutely the case of being strong without desires!

Yu Li shook her head. "Indeed, no. I asked my sister Yu Haitang and found out that her classmate He Yushui lived in this courtyard, so I came here. It was also because Teacher Yan called out the person with a long face as Xu Damao that we learned his name."

Not lying at all!

Ran Qiuye sat there and watched all this with great interest. Comrade Xu Damao had many stories!

Yan Bugui blushed when he heard what she said.

Xu Damao continued to complain in his heart: [You said I have a long face? Yan Bugui, I will remember you! ]

Lou Bancheng: "My son-in-law does good things without leaving a name behind. He has no selfish motives, no demands, and he doesn't even have the intention of asking others to repay him for his kindness—"

"My son-in-law is righteous, kind, and enthusiastic!"

Even Xu's father blushed when he heard this. He knew very well what kind of person Xu Damao was, so he had to cover his face secretly and continue drinking tea.

But in this way, the rumor that Xu Damao was harming the little girl outside was also self-defeating. He didn't leave his name, didn't make any demands, just let her go back to school. How could he harm a little girl like this? Even his own father is no better than this!

"But that's 250 yuan! How dare you say you have no selfish motives? It would be great if you could use the money to help our family!" Jia Dongxu was anxious. That was 250 yuan. Who would believe that he was giving 250 yuan to let someone go back to school? !

"We are all neighbors in the same courtyard! You didn't even give 10 yuan when I asked you to donate, but you were so kind to outsiders and gave 250 yuan without even leaving your name?!"

It's definitely this bad guy who was tempted by beauty!

At this time, even Yan Bugui, Chen Zhonghua and others became serious.

250 yuan is not a small amount of money. In the countryside, a family can hardly save up 10 yuan a year. So no one would believe that Xu Damao had no purpose!

If at this time you were to expose that Xu Damao was harming little girls or deceiving other people's feelings, that would be a big deal!

Let’s see how you, Xu Damao, refute it.

Xu Damao sighed and said pretentiously: "Whether you believe it or not, I didn't even count it at the time. I just grabbed a handful and stuffed it into Yu Li's pocket. I really didn't expect it to be so much money."

Everyone looked at Yu Li, who nodded shyly, "Comrade Xu Damao really just grabbed a handful for me at random, without counting them."

"I was frightened. He thought it wasn't enough, so he stuffed another handful into my mouth and then turned and walked away. He didn't even answer me when I asked him his name. He just ran away."

"The breakfast chef and neighbors next to our repair shop can all testify to this."

Everyone was speechless. This meant that Xu Damao himself didn't know how much money he had stuffed into his pocket? You prodigal son! Idiot!

"Why do you carry so much money with you?!"

Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhangshi could no longer hold back and started questioning directly, without even eating their melon seeds.

"The money I have on me was all compensated to me by Sha Zhu, right? As for why I keep it on me——"

Xu Damao looked at Banggeng, who was still eating melon seeds with a broken leg, with ill intent.

"I feel uneasy at home with your family's stick around."

"Hahahahahahaha!" The neighbors who knew the reason all laughed. There was a thief in the yard and he had just robbed Xu Damao's house. This was a sufficient reason!

"An excuse! You definitely have a purpose! That's 250 bucks, not 25!"

Xu Damao decided to say the words he had wanted to imitate for a long time: "I am not interested in money - no, I have no idea about it."

Neighbors: “What do you mean?”

"My father-in-law Lou Bancheng, 250 yuan?"

"Having a father-in-law like this, he didn't even frown when he donated the steel mill to the country!"

"As a result, when it comes to me, Xu Damao, sponsoring a student to go to school, I still have to consider whether I have given too much."

"I, Xu Damao, can't afford to lose face like that!"

Everyone was shocked. What he said made sense, but——

Why do you want to beat this grandson so much? !

It’s so fucking infuriating!