Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

It was that kid Yan Jiecheng. He rushed over with a kitchen knife in his hand, looking very aggressive.

It was as if Xu Damao was the enemy who killed his father - no, it was as if he owed him hundreds of thousands!

He rushed towards Xu Damao's table with a knife without any regard. The neighbors around were so scared that they screamed and dodged!

"Yan Jiecheng! How dare you?!" I don't know if the second uncle was too excited today or what, but he was still acting arrogantly, slamming the table and yelling at Yan Jiecheng.

Xu Damao jumped up and crossed the table to meet Yan Jiecheng——

Grab the knife!

"——Ah——" When the girls saw Xu Damao holding the knife with one hand, they thought he had been hit and screamed in fear.

Yan Jiecheng——[Hit it? Doesn’t this feel right? 】

Then Xu Damao slapped Yan Jiecheng and sent him flying!

It flew in an arc in the air, and a few teeth flew out.

Yan Jiecheng fainted immediately and flew four or five meters away. He collapsed on the ground with his butt sticking up, motionless.

But Xu Damao knew that the person was fine and had just a concussion at most.

Lou Xiao'e and the others immediately surrounded him and carefully examined Xu Damao's palm. They turned it over and over, but there was only a white mark left by pressure, and the skin was not even broken! ?

Is this weird?

They looked at Xu Damao with strange eyes. Even Xu's father and mother, the second uncle and the Lou family were all amazed!

Could it be that the Yan family’s kitchen knife is not sharpened?

"It's okay, just sit down and I'll take care of it."

Xu Damao suppressed the anger in his heart. He almost killed someone just now. How dare he use a knife at his own wedding banquet?

You, Yan Jiecheng, have never been beaten? You don't know how to write the word death, right?

Xu Damao was holding back because if he used all his strength and someone performed the head-disappearing trick at his wedding banquet, it would be out of control.

At this time, Yan Bugui and others hurried over - "Jie Cheng!"

"Xu Damao, you beat my son to death?!"

He looked at Yan Jiecheng, who was lying on his back with his butt sticking out, and his eyes turned red.

As a result, Xu Damao didn't waste any time. He went over and lifted Yan Jiecheng up with one hand. The strength he showed scared the neighbors - when did Xu Damao become so strong?

Yan Jiecheng weighs at least 100 pounds, right?!

To lift it with one hand, even Sha Zhu or the second uncle who is a level 6 blacksmith wouldn't have that much strength, right?

"Xu Damao! What are you doing! Put Jie Cheng down! Put him down!" The third uncle rushed forward like crazy and hung directly on Xu Damao's arm, but Xu Damao was not moved at all. The two of them weighed only 200 pounds together. Who was he looking down on?

Then, Xu Damao slapped him a few more times, hitting both sides evenly, and then he felt better.

Are you still not awake? Oops, your teeth are not symmetrical?

As a student majoring in digital media art, how could Xu Damao tolerate this asymmetrical feeling?

Finally, he added another light punch and removed another wisdom tooth for Yan Jiecheng, saving him from having to go to the hospital for extraction - perfect.

Then he threw Yan Jiecheng to the ground. Yan Bugui immediately went up to check on Yan Jiecheng's injuries, and Xu Damao immediately poured a pot of tea on the table onto Yan Jiecheng's face.

"Ow!"

Yan Jiecheng was finally awakened by the scald! He kept frantically trying to wipe the tea foam off his face. Fortunately, in this winter, the hot tea cooled quickly, otherwise he would have been skinned alive.

"Shush?! Is the water collapsing?!"

Yan Bugui was also supporting his eldest son and looking at Xu Damao with an angry face.

"Xu Damao, we are from the same hospital, why did you hit him so hard? He has knocked out 8 teeth, how much will it cost to fill them?"

Xu Damao scratched his head. What the hell, it was already this late, and Yan Laokou was still thinking about how much money it would cost to get his teeth fixed?

"Your whole family is blind, right? If you are sick, go get treatment! Yan Jiecheng came to chop me with a knife!"

"He deserves to be beaten to death!"

Yan Bugui was about to say something, but Xu Damao waved his hand impatiently and said, "Don't say anything, wait for the police to come."

"Call the police in broad daylight! Someone is stabbing someone to death!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone exclaimed, this Yan Jiecheng——

Go in and make a decision!

"Okay!" Liu Guangtian threw the melon seeds in his hand on the table, pushed Xu Damao's bicycle and ran away familiarly. He was familiar with the roads and people in the police station!

Yan Bugui hurriedly tried to call out to Liu Guangtian, but Guangtian rushed out without even turning his head. The neighbors did not come out to persuade him, because Yan Jiecheng had really gone too far today - again and again - and delayed everyone's feast!

Some people even thought that Xu Damao didn't hit him lightly, and at least the hand holding the knife should be broken, right?

"Don't you want to know what this is all about?" Yan Bugui said anxiously and angrily. Yan Jiecheng shook his head and couldn't focus for a while. Xu Damao's slaps were not light.

Xu Damao took a chair and sat down, crossed his legs, and said to the Yan family, "I'm not interested. It's a fact that Yan Jiecheng stabbed people with a knife. All the neighbors saw it. He's in prison!"

He is now sitting in the front row, waiting for Chen Gongan's arrival. He wants to see what other reasons Yan Bugui has.

These two guys have never been beaten, so they are not afraid of death or what?

"Let me tell you—"

Suddenly, several women came out from the Moon Gate and spoke loudly.

Yu Li? Yu Haitang? There was another one I didn’t recognize, but she looked very similar to both of them. Could she be Yu’s mother?

What are they here for?

Xu Damao panicked again.

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Time went back to a few minutes ago. The Yan family had just returned to the front yard. Along the way, Yan Bugui clasped his hands behind his back and looked very unhappy.

Originally, he had a good relationship with Xu Damao. Every time Xu Damao came back from showing a movie, he would always give him some local specialties, either garlic, dried mushrooms, or chili peppers.

It wasn't much, but it was a nice gesture, and Yan Bugui knew what Xu Damao was thinking. It was just a request to say a few good words for him in case something happened, or at the whole hospital meeting.

Yan Bugui was naturally willing to do so since he could earn some money from time to time just by saying a few nice words.

But today, the relationship between the two families was ruined by his eldest son Yan Jiecheng.

The table was also smashed. At this time, Yan Bugui was still somewhat rational and did not dare to ask for compensation. After all, what Yan Jiecheng did today was too immoral, and he, Yan Bugui, still had to save his face.

Yan Jiecheng is still blabbering on and on. Jealousy has driven him crazy and he has completely lost his mind.

Normally, when dealing with Xu Damao, Sha Zhu takes the lead, Yi Zhonghai uses moral suppression, and then Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang take turns to fight. It is never Yan Jiecheng's turn to take action, right?

But today, Shazhu Yi Zhonghai is not here, and the Jia family is very cautious and dare not act rashly. He feels that his chance has come -

Then, he was quickly reduced to his original state, and even his neighbors didn't help him.

He just didn't understand. You are all from the younger generation, so why could a eunuch like you, Xu Damao, marry a beauty like Lou Xiao'e, and get such a generous dowry?

There was also a young student girl who came to see him, and it was obvious at first glance that they had a special relationship!

What the hell are you trying to achieve?

Am I not better than Xu Damao? At least I am not a traitor!

Just when I was complaining about the heavens, the earth and the world, someone came to the door.

It was the mother and daughter of the Yu family. Yan Bugui asked habitually, "Three of you, are you looking for someone or do you have something to ask?"

Yan Jiecheng was fiddling with it quietly: "These two, will work too?"

The three members of the Yu family: “?”

Yu's mother stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me, is this Courtyard 95? Teacher Yan lives here, right?"

Yan Bugui was stunned. Looking for his own? So he pushed his glasses and asked:

"I am Yan Bugui, who are you?"

"Oh, you are Teacher Yan. I am the daughter-in-law of Old Yu, the old Yu who works in the auto repair shop." Yu's mother said quickly.

"Oh, so you are from Old Yu's family? Who are you? Who are these two..."

"This is my eldest daughter, Yu Li, and this is my youngest daughter, Yu Haitang." Yu's mother hurriedly introduced her two daughters to Yan Bugui.

"Oh, there are distinguished guests at home, hurry up and sit down. Look at this... By the way, why didn't Matchmaker Zhang come?" I heard it was Yu Li, isn't this a coincidence? Last time, Matchmaker Zhang introduced Yu Li, the eldest daughter of Old Yu. Now looking at her now, she is indeed a great beauty, just a little thin.

But most people are thin these days, and people like Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhangshi are exceptions.

She is a little thin, but her butt is big, and she looks like she can give birth to a son! Yan Bugui is very satisfied!

I originally wanted to deduct 1 dollar from Matchmaker Zhang. It’s been a few days, and the two families haven’t been arranged to meet each other yet?

But considering that the other party really put in the effort, how about - just deduct 5 cents?

Didn’t you see that Yan Jiecheng’s eyes were wide open?

But why didn't Matchmaker Zhang come? Isn't this inappropriate?

"Oh, no need, I just came to take a look and tell you something..." Yu's mother waved her hands awkwardly, wanting to explain the matter quickly, but was interrupted by Yan Bugui again.

"It's about the bride price, right? What I mean is, 20 yuan is fine, but it can't be given all at once. How about giving 10 yuan before the marriage and another 10 yuan after the marriage? It's not easy for everyone now. A bride price of 20 yuan is a bit high even in the city..." Yan Bugui talked to himself. The issue of the bride price has to be made clear before the marriage, otherwise it would be bad if there is a disagreement and both sides make a fool of themselves.

But the more he spoke, the more embarrassed Yu's mother became and she couldn't get a word in, and the more Yu Li and Yu Haitang frowned - why does Teacher Yan feel so good about himself?

At this time, Yan Jiecheng was staring at Yu Li with a pig-like look on his face——[Is this Yu Li? She is really beautiful! ]

[Although she is not as beautiful as the eldest daughter of the Lou family, she is still a beauty! ]

[And her sister Yu Haitang? Not bad either! Very interesting! ]

[It is said that half of a sister-in-law's buttocks belong to her brother-in-law - I am no better than that eunuch Xu Damao! ]

"Who are you? You're looking at us with lustful eyes. If you keep looking at us, be careful or I'll poke your eyes out!" Yan Jiecheng was just thinking about this when Yu Haitang yelled at him directly. It was because the look in his eyes was too obscene!

"Oh, sorry, I was stunned for a moment. I am Yan Jiecheng." Yan Jiecheng immediately made a greasy pose, shook his hair self-righteously, and smiled, revealing the crushed melon seeds stuck between his front teeth - so fucking disgusting!

"Are you Yan Jiecheng?" Yu Li and Yu Haitang tilted their heads and looked at him suspiciously. Didn't Matchmaker Zhang say that Yan Jiecheng was Teacher Yan's eldest son, a high school graduate, knowledgeable, well-educated, a child of a scholar, a handsome gentleman?

Is this the result?

Isn't this a scoundrel and a pervert?

Is it possible to introduce this kind of guy to my sister? Is it so mean?

"Well, since you are here, I will speak frankly."

"We are not here for a blind date or to discuss the bride price. We are here to inform your family that we are not going to have a blind date anymore. My sister is not going to get married and is going to continue her studies."

"Ah?" Yan Jiecheng and Yan Bugui were both stunned. What do you mean? You said you don't want to go on a blind date and want to go to school?

Isn't this nonsense?

"No, didn't the matchmaker say everything was fine? Why do you suddenly not want to get married?" Yan Jiecheng was anxious.

Yu Haitang said nonchalantly: "My sister dropped out of school to go on a blind date and get married just to get some money for the bride price to treat my father's illness. You all know this."

"It's only 20 yuan, why are you still making excuses and waiting for a few days to consider it?"

"The day before yesterday, I ran into a big guy in your yard, and he lent my sister 250 yuan—"

"What? Xu Damao lent Yu Li 250 yuan?" Yan Jiecheng and Yan Bugui both screamed. The long-faced man must be Xu Damao, is there any need to think about this?

No - why is he doing this?

"So, our family is not short of money anymore. My sister went back to continue her studies, so there will be no more blind dates."

Yu Haitang said arrogantly that she was not worried because she had money in her hands, and she was also very curious about who this long-faced Xu Damao was.

Just spend 250 yuan - how generous!

You have successfully attracted this girl's attention!

Just as I was thinking about it, Yan Jiecheng suddenly shouted -

"Xu Damao, my CN uncle!"