Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Finally, everything was done. As for Xu Damao revealing his true face, he was forced to do so. So let it be. After all, this is Madagascar, a great distance away from China, so it doesn't matter.

Watching the villagers here rearranging the offerings on the altar, Xu Damao sat aside smoking, feeling an indescribable feeling.

People are not dead yet, and they still have to accept incense... Fortunately, this is not a fantasy system, otherwise there would be some kind of faith or power of incense.

Xu Damao happened to see the teacher talking to an old man not far away, and he became interested.

"What's your name, sir?"

Xu Damao stepped forward and handed him a cigarette. The teacher was stunned for a moment when he saw Xu Damao's skillful movements.

Don't all those magicians who pretend to be gods have to maintain an appearance of being immortal in order to cheat people out of money?

But this person... why is he so down-to-earth?

He took the cigarette nervously and took a look. Daqianmen?

"The smoke from my hometown..." The teacher was stunned for a moment, as if some memories suddenly came to his mind. If you look closely, you can see that his eyes are slightly red. With the light handed over by Xu Damao, he took a deep puff, letting the smoke swirl in his lungs for a long time before slowly exhaling.

Xu Damao just watched him smoking. He didn’t understand the feeling of homesickness, but he felt that this teacher had a story - otherwise, why would he end up in Madagascar?

"I'm sorry to have embarrassed you, Mr. Xu. I'm Chen Bo'an, with the courtesy name Mingyuan, and I'm from Shunde, Guangdong."

Eh? So elegant, he is really a scholar, and a fellow villager! No one in the later generations or in this era has ever said his pen name when introducing himself. It seems that he is from a scholarly family!

"Oh, but why do I feel like the way you speak sounds like... you're from WW Province?" Xu Damao always felt that something was wrong. He was from Guangdong and it was understandable that he understood Hakka, but why did you speak in a coquettish and pretentious tone?

"Mr. Xu, you're joking. That was in 49, and I..." Teacher Chen Bo'an was "correcting" Xu Damao's words as he expected. However, after he had said a few words about what happened back then, Xu Damao's expression suddenly changed, and he raised his hand to make a "stop" gesture.

"Wait a minute! I'm not kidding, that's a province, a province of China! There is only one China in the world! I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language!"

Xu Damao's face became very serious. This is a matter of principle and there is absolutely no room for doubt!

The principles of a Chinese nation cannot be questioned!

Chen Boan was a little unhappy. Could it be that this Xu Shenxian was from the mainland, so he was so angry when he heard what he said? However, he was in a foreign land and on someone else's territory, so Chen Boan had to endure it.

Why did he come here? Just to get a meal. Madagascar had just been founded, and the country was weak and the crops were poor, so the whole country was in chaos. Not to mention that Chinese only accounted for 2% of Madagascar's population, and more than 8% of them were of mixed-race Chinese descent. Anyway, life was not easy -

So, there’s nothing wrong with lowering your head for a bite of food.

He tidied up his words a little and said, "Mr. Xu, but over there is......"

Before he could finish his words, Xu Damao pointed at him coldly and said, "Drag him away and smash his mouth!"

"?"——【I haven't finished talking yet?!】

Li Mingmei and several young men came up quickly, picked up Chen Boan without saying anything, dragged him to the open space outside the temple, and started slapping him in the face!

Without any consideration at all!

Apart from Mazu, Xu Damao is the king here! What's more, it was the leader Li Mingmei who took the initiative!

——Snap! Snap! Snap! ——

The sound of whipping continued!

"Ledou——Ah——"

"He's just a swashbuckling, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!"

"He is from China—ah—mainland China! He is not a god at all—"

So he was beaten even harder, and two of his teeth flew out!

Questioning whether the Moon God Xu Damao is a deity is no different from questioning Mazu.

Beat the shit out of you!

In the end, Xu Damao couldn't bear it anymore and asked them to stop.

Xu Damao also walked out. It was not good to see blood in front of the Mazu statue, so he came to the open space in front of the temple.

The villagers around were holding torches and watching, while in the middle of the open space Chen Boan was standing there in a trance with blood in his mouth.

"Remember, there is only one China in the world, and the place you are talking about is a province of China."

"If you keep talking nonsense to me, I'll pull out all your teeth!"

Xu Damao looked down at Chen Boan who was lying on the ground. Li Mingmei and others stood obediently behind Xu Damao, like guards.

Chen Boan, who was lying on the ground, was filled with rage. His mouth was badly beaten and two of his front teeth were broken. Now he could hardly breathe.

He could only glare at Xu Damao and dared not mention a word about what was happening over there.

The little bit of pride that a scholar had just felt has disappeared.

"We are all Chinese, and we have all ended up here together. I ask you to support each other, but how can you fight over a different opinion?"

"You have already been stranded here, pretending to be a ghost to make a living. Do you really want to fight me for the issue of ancestral land?"

He just couldn't understand why.

You've become such a mess yourself, and you still have the nerve to criticize me?

Xu Damao squatted down and looked at him closely.

"First - I am Chinese. I am Chinese in life and a Chinese ghost in death. No matter where I am, I must not forget this! Therefore, the principles of a Chinese nation must be upheld!"

"Secondly - I didn't end up here. I was just passing through."

"Third - playing tricks? I told them I'm a human, not a god, but they don't believe me, and there's nothing I can do about it. But in some ways, it makes sense to say I'm a god."

"Huh? Do you think I believe it?" Chen Boan grinned stubbornly. God?

How is it possible? How could there be gods in this world?

If so, why did I end up there first, and after just a few years of good life, I was sold to Malaysia, and then after escaping, I mistakenly boarded a ship to Mauritius, passed through Reunion, and finally migrated to Madagascar... Why did I not do anything against the law, but still have such a bad fate?

I'm already so poor and destitute, and I still have to be slapped in the face by my compatriots because of my different opinions? !

He would like to ask the gods whether there is fairness in this world!

Xu Damao stood up and looked around. There were actually two stone lions in front of the temple. However, they were carved very - cute. Maybe it was because the stonemason's skills were not up to standard?

It is only 1.4 meters high, and the bottom is about 40cm wide and 75cm long. It is probably made of quartzite.

Then, amid the exclamations of the crowd, Xu Damao exerted a little force and lifted up the stone lion.

Chen Boan, who was lying on the ground, was completely stunned. [Who am I? Where am I? What is he going to do? Throw a stone lion at me?]

[No, that's a stone lion. I touched it when I first came here. It's really made of stone. How can he hold it up?]

However, Xu Damao was not finished yet, and suddenly threw the stone lion into the sky again -

"what!"

Everyone screamed and ran around. Even Chen Boan, who was lying on the ground, used his hands and feet to retreat backwards - if this thing fell to the ground, it would kill someone!

As a result, Xu Damao caught the stone lion with just one hand. It really weighed about one ton, so it was not difficult to lift it with one hand.

After slightly adjusting his balance, he walked towards Chen Boan holding the stone lion, and said with a smile as he walked: "How is it? Can ordinary people do this?"

Chen Boan was so scared. If there was any such thing as innate supernatural powers, there would always be a few such people appearing from time to time in Chinese history. However, this stone lion could be lifted up with one hand as if it were a piece of cake, and Xu Damao's body was not very strong. Chen Boan no longer knew how to explain this problem scientifically.

Xu Damao simply took this opportunity to intimidate everyone, and then threw the stone lion out. It fell to the ground with a dull sound, and splashed a lot of gravel and dust.

Some curious villagers ran over to try to lift the stone lion, but the lion didn't move at all.

Amid the villagers' amazement, everyone looked at Xu Damao with even more passion.

"Just now I was holding back from attacking, otherwise I would have blown your head off!" Xu Damao turned around and said coldly to Chen Boan.

And Chen Boan didn't even dare to breathe now, it was like he had saved his life!

[Host, it is already morning in China. We will turn around in 30 minutes. Please control the time of return transmission by yourself.]

At this moment, Xu Damao suddenly received a reminder from the system in his mind.

This means that it is almost morning in China and the moon will soon disappear over the horizon. If we don’t go back now, we will have to wait until tomorrow night.

It's only around 2-3 in the morning in Madagascar, so there's almost a 5-hour time difference?

Xu Damao looked at Chen Bo'an who was standing there in a daze and at a loss. He originally wanted to kick this man out. He thought that although they had different opinions, the crime was not punishable by death, so he could just throw him out. However, after thinking about it, he still asked a few questions cautiously.

"Have you ever been in the military?"

Chen Boan shook his head in panic: "No, no, I am just a teacher. I swear to Mazu!"

"Have you ever been a traitor?"

Xu Damao's eyes were cold. If he had been a soldier, then at most he had a different stance, but that didn't matter in Madagascar.

But if you have been a traitor...

Even if you escape to Madagascar, I will still kill you!

"I can behead you and bleed! I won't do that even if I'm beaten to death! You don't need to help me, the Chinese in Madagascar would have beaten anyone who was a traitor to death! Many Chinese here migrated here during World War II!"

As he said this, Chen Boan raised three fingers above his head and swore seriously.

Then he translated it with Li Mingmei and others, as if he wanted them to help testify. Li Mingmei nodded, but Xu Damao did not completely believe what Chen Boan said. It was because he was the only one who understood Mandarin and Hakka. If the translation was wrong, Xu Damao would not know.

After thinking for a while, Xu Damao waved his hand, and various books, dictionaries, pens, ink, paper, notebooks and other things appeared out of thin air in front of Chen Boan.

[Creating things out of thin air? A mustard seed containing Mount Sumeru? Is Xu Damao really a god? 】

Chen Boan felt that his brain was not enough. He sat on the ground staring at the books, not knowing what Xu Damao meant.

Xu Damao picked up the Xinhua Dictionary and shook it in his hand, then said to Chen Boan, "Starting from today, within a month, teach them Mandarin. If you have, I will let you go."

Chen Bo'an was just about to say that his wife and children were still waiting for him to bring back the food, but Xu Damao's next words made him shut his mouth.

"If you can't teach me, I'll break your legs!"

Then, Xu Damao once again turned into moonlight and disappeared amid the sincere worship of everyone.

Li Mingmei seemed to have a lot to say, but it was also obvious that Xu Damao didn't have enough time.

Chen Boan knelt on the ground holding the Xinhua Dictionary and looking at the moon in the sky: "Is it really a god?"

"But I've never heard that the Moon God is a man?"

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After returning to Earth from the moon, Xu Damao had a good sleep and was finally awakened by a knock on the door.

"Who is this? Can't you let me sleep so early in the morning?!"

Xu Damao rubbed his eyes irritably, stood up and prepared to open the door. Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady had all gone in, and Bang Geng's leg was also broken. Who on earth was so blind that he dared to provoke him now?

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