Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao's face turned green at this moment!

What the hell have I done to deserve this? You are roasting me on the fire!

I don’t have the destiny to enjoy this position!

"Tear it down, it must be taken down!"

Besides, if you really want to worship my idol, don't make it look like Ultraman, right? Otherwise, you will have to make random relatives in your daily life.

No, Ultraman hadn’t been created in 1958, right?

Because he spoke too fast, the people on Li Mingmei's side began to chatter and translate for each other. After they understood what Xu Damao meant, they all shook their heads to indicate that no!

Some even knelt down and kowtowed to Xu Damao, mumbling something.

Xu Damao was so anxious. Isn't this just a joke? He stretched out his hand and prepared to pull down the clay statue of Ultraman himself, but this action was like poking a hornet's nest. Everyone knelt down in front of him.

Xu Damao was confused. What the hell was going on?!

Everyone was talking in a jumbled manner, which gave Xu Damao a headache. As long as the two sides spoke at the same speed, neither could understand what the other meant.

Suddenly, Li Mingmei seemed to have thought of something and shouted to the side not far behind.

Then, they invited out a person... How to describe it?

He looked thin and weak, with a small mustache on his face, and wore old-fashioned gold-rimmed round glasses, but the lenses were already cracked and looked very old. He was wearing a light-colored suit that was very old but very clean and tidy...

Teachers from the old days? Teachers in China today don’t dress like this.

While Xu Damao was still looking at him carefully, Li Mingmei had already started talking to him.

Then he walked in front of Xu Damao and nodded slightly as a greeting. He seemed to have a sense of pride in his expression, but Xu Damao didn't care about the courtesy of nodding at all. He never took his status seriously.

You're just a loser who traveled through time from the 21st century. Do you really think you're someone important?

Without a system, he is nothing! He still has this self-awareness.

"Mr. Xu..., let me translate for you two now, do you think it's feasible?" The teacher couldn't say the word "immortal", so he had to use "Mr." instead.

But Xu Damao nodded in surprise and said, Wow, that’s not bad!

Li Mingmei is a smart girl. She found a compatriot who knows Hakka and Mandarin within one day. Her efficiency is amazing!

"Very good, very good. It's great that you know Mandarin!"

But when it came to the word "Mandarin", the teacher couldn't help but twitched his eyebrows. Why did he look like he was disgusted?

"Headmaster Li said that we have all asked Mazu, and she has agreed that we should build a statue for you, Mr. Xu, the Moon Goddess."

Li Tou Ren, that is Li Ming Mei? The patriarch of the Li family, the head of these families? It doesn't matter what you call her, you can even call her the queen! The mountains are high and the emperor is far away, no one will care about you.

But - Mazu agrees that everyone should erect a statue for me?

Xu Damao was completely confused. He looked back at the statue of Mazu, then turned back to look at the people whose eyes were filled with admiration...

"How did Mazu agree?" Xu Damao asked his question. To be disrespectful, "she" is just a statue. Can she speak?

The teacher relayed Xu Damao's question to Li Mingmei, and then those people became excited and talked non-stop, which made the teacher stunned.

He pushed up his glasses, then turned to Xu Damao and said, "Tossing the divination blocks was done by Headman Li himself. The holy cup was cast three times in a row. Everyone witnessed it with their own eyes!"

Xu Damao was stunned. He didn't know much about Mazu culture, but he had heard a little about the Holy Grail.

The Holy Grail was thrown out three times in a row. There is really no way to change this!

In his later life, he read on the Internet that Mazu liked to drink milk tea, that the deity booked a theater to watch a movie, and that Mazu even had an ID card...

That's the parade culture in Fujian, but aren't these people from Guangxi? But it seems they're not far away...

Xu Damao’s mind was confused. What should he do?

Mazu has agreed, you can't go against everyone here, right?

Therefore, clay sculptures cannot be dismantled!

But Xu Damao, who couldn't figure it out, waved his hand and said, "I don't care. You don't have to tear it down, but you can't worship it at the same level as Mazu. I don't have that kind of fate. I don't deserve it!"

At least, can you lower it a bit?

As a result, Li Mingmei and others understood the last few words without the teacher translating them.

"You are unworthy!"

Everyone knelt down in unison again, chattering about something and looking at Xu Damao sincerely, which made him even more embarrassed.

I am just a human being, a person who came from the later generations with some cheats. I am really not a god!

He really didn't know what to do.

Because Xu Damao saved the people here, or to put it more broadly, saved all the people here and gave them a second life, everyone thinks that Xu Damao deserves this level of worship.

"Headmaster Li said that you are the Lord of the Moon, the Moon God, and you are worthy of such worship. This is what all of them think." The teacher translated, but there was a hint of doubt in his eyes.

[Moon God? I've never heard of a male Moon God? This guy must be another one of those people pretending to be a god, and he just happened to save these compatriots.]

[It's just luck, and I'm pretending not to accept the offerings here - hehe. ]

Xu Damao thought for a while and said, "How about it?"

"Let's ask Mazu. Can she give me a lower level?"

Xu Damao discussed this.

Then, everyone tosses the dice!

Xu Damao——Laughing Cup.

Li Mingmei - Smile Cup!

The third time, Xu Damao panicked. After thinking it over, he pulled the teacher aside and asked, "You are not from here, are you?"

The teacher didn't understand what Xu Damao meant, but he admitted it openly: "Yes, I am a teacher at the Chinese school in the central region. I was hired by Mr. Li to teach them Mandarin at a high price."

"Very good! It's you!" Xu Damao stuffed two cup blocks into his hands.

This is a third party, there is absolutely no way they would cheat, and it has nothing to do with either party. He will vote for the last time, and Xu Damao just doesn't believe it!

The teacher obtained permission from Li Mingmei and his clansmen, and then he walked barefoot, picked up the cup and divination blocks, circled the incense burner three times, and knelt before the gods. After expressing Xu Damao's request to be demoted to a lower level, he threw the ball away.

Still a laughing cup!

Xu Damao was confused. He didn't even know what the Holy Grail looked like. He just looked at the two crescent-shaped pieces of wood on the ground, both with their flat surfaces facing upwards - so he asked.

"Two planes are facing upwards three times in a row. What does this mean? Does Mazu agree with me?"

The teacher and Li Mingmei both frowned, but still patiently explained to Xu Damao.

"The Holy Grail is one flat and one convex (one yang and one yin), which means that the request is acceptable and agreed to."

"The laughing cup has two flat surfaces (two positive sides), which means that the gods and Buddhas have not yet made up their minds on the matter being asked for instructions."

"If the Yin cup has two convex sides (two Yin sides), it means that the matter you are asking for permission is not possible, the gods and Buddhas do not allow it, or the gods are angry, it is more likely to be bad than good, and you need to ask again."

Xu Damao's eyes widened: "What does this mean? Three consecutive laugh cups?"

The teacher spread his hands and said, "Mazu has not made up her mind. She has not said yes, nor has she said no."

"..."

Looking at the eyes of Li Mingmei and others, it is obvious that they still hope that they can be on the same level as Mazu. However, no matter how confident or extravagant Xu Damao is, he dare not fool around on such issues.

He racked his brains and finally came up with an excuse: "We must surrender!"

"Mazu governs the four seas! I only govern the moon!"

"Her jurisdiction is larger than mine, and she has more followers than me! So I can't be on par with her!"

"I have to go down a level!"

This reason is only natural!

After listening to Xu Damao's explanation, everyone nodded in acceptance reluctantly. Only then did someone sincerely take down the clay sculpture of Ultraman.

However, when he saw the appearance of Ultraman, Xu Damao felt uncomfortable again, so he simply untied the protective suit on his face and eyes - the two eye masks that looked like big light bulbs.

He pointed at his own face, then at the clay sculpture and said, "Rework it. I look like this. Don't make any mistakes."

So, the elders in charge of recording carefully wrote down in their notebooks:

[The Moon God is Xu Damao, who has immense strength and is invulnerable to swords and spears. He has the ability to contain Mount Sumeru with a mustard seed, and can also revive the dead and turn their bones into flesh. He can also transform into moonlight and travel back and forth between the earth and the moon. His residence is the White Jade Capital in the sky—]

Then he added: [His appearance is majestic and majestic, but his face is long——]

When Xu Damao later learned about this incident, he exclaimed—

[I thank you all my ancestors! ]

After the matter was settled, Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead. It was finally settled.

Fortunately, I came here today and located the anchor point for Li Mingmei. Otherwise, many years later, Madagascar would worship Ultraman and call him Moon God Xu Damao... If Xiao Rizi knew about this, wouldn't it be funny? !

Besides, I'm not dead yet, and you guys are making clay statues of me...

Isn't that a bit too much?