Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"So that's why you attacked the police?"

The auxiliary police officer next to him also had a face as dark as charcoal. It was the first time he had seen such a weird reason.

"Well, I'm afraid that the crime of burglary won't get you many years in prison.

That’s why they came up with the idea of ​​attacking police officers. I don’t care. I’m going to spend a few years in prison.”

When Xu Qingping said this, his eyes were sincere, yet also full of clarity and stupidity.

"By the way, officer, if I call the police and report that guy assaulting me, will he go to jail with me?"

Before Officer Li could answer, Xu Qingping began talking to himself again.

"No, I can't let him go to jail with me. What if we're assigned to the same cell? Then I'll still have my butt? He's so strong."

Jiang Zhiyuan kept pinching her thighs to prevent herself from laughing out loud. It would be a bit impolite to laugh in this situation.

[Butt: I am so lucky to have such a good master like you. ]

[I just want to know how this person's train of thought can be so bizarre! It's simply the most outrageous thing in the world. ]

[Burglary and assaulting a police officer, three years minimum! He ruined his future for his own chrysanthemum. ]

[But aren't you curious about why he couldn't keep his butt? ]

Yes, why? It's just stealing something, if you get caught, you can call the police.

Why does that person still want to destroy other people's innocence?

That’s so mean!

How could we not show them the live version?

"Tell me in detail what happened at that time."

Facing Officer Li's questioning, Xu Qingping's expression did not look very good. How should I put it, he seemed a little shy.

“It was… I went to steal something, and when I was halfway through, he suddenly came back.

I was changing clothes at the time, and since his clothes were a famous brand, I thought I could sell them for some money if I wore them out.

Then he rushed over and hugged me, and finally... oh... I really can't say it!"

Xu Qingping lowered his head and covered his face tightly with his hands. His ears and neck were red.

Officer Li took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket with trembling hands, lit it, and took a deep puff.

No, he had to hold back from laughing, this was the person involved, and he was a veteran police officer.

The auxiliary police officer next to him was obviously younger, and the wildly upturned corners of his mouth showed that he was in a very good mood at this moment.

Jiang Zhiyuan didn't have so many concerns. He showed off his eight teeth and grinned.

Officer Li was in no mood to ask her to pay attention to her facial expression at this time, he couldn't help it himself.

The three people present were trying hard to hold back their laughter, but the netizens in the live broadcast room had no scruples at all and laughed wildly and unkindly.

【Hahahaha, I laughed crazily 360 degrees, I twisted my body and laughed crazily. 】

[I'm not smiling, it's just that my teeth need calcium supplements and some sun exposure. ]

[I usually don’t laugh unless I can’t help it, goose goose goose goose…]

[Whose goose has escaped? Come and take care of it, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck...]

[Whose old hen has run out too, come and take care of it, hahahaha, hiccups, goose, goose, cluck ...

"You guys can laugh if you want."

Xu Qingping forced a smile, then immediately frowned.

"excuse me."

After saying this, Jiang Zhiyuan ran out of the room first, and loud laughter was heard outside the room.

Each incident itself is very sad, but with Xu Qingping's diverse expressions, it instantly becomes extremely funny.

Did this matter end with Xu Qingping going to jail?

N0, no!

At noon, the man who ruined Xu Qingping's innocence came to the police station.

He said that he would not pursue legal responsibility against Xu Qingping and hoped to let him go.

Officer Li was about to say something when Jiang Zhiyuan said, "He assaulted a police officer."

As a result...Officer Li was punched in the nose again.

"Officer, now that I've assaulted a police officer as well, can I see him? Can we be put in the same cell?"

The man's little eyes were full of anticipation.

Officer Li stuffed his nose with tissue again and clenched his fists.

MD! He hated idiots the most in his life, especially those who were in love!

Jiang Zhiyuan stood aside with his mouth slightly open. What a fun guy!

[Officer Li: Fuck! What did I do to offend anyone? Why do you always hit me on the nose?]

[Compared with Wang Baochuan, this person is even worse than her. ]

[He attacked the police, and he also attacked the police. I am really drunk! ]

An extraordinary morning passed by and soon it was afternoon.

They arrived at the community and began to look around.

A man rushed over to Officer Li after seeing him.

Because of what happened in the morning, Officer Li subconsciously covered his face.

As a result, the man hugged Officer Li's thigh and burst into tears.

Officer Li frowned. What was going on?

Seeing that more and more people were gathering around to watch the fun, Officer Li dragged them to a more remote place.

"Don't cry, get up first, and we can talk about anything."

When the man heard what Officer Li said, he immediately stood up, brushed off the dust on his pants, and wiped his tear-stained face.

"How was it? Officer, my acting was pretty good just now. Did it scare you?"

The man looked very happy and a little expectant, as if he was expecting to be praised by others.

Officer Li's face went dark. He thought this person had some unspeakable secret. Could he be another idiot?

Although as a public official I cannot say this about the people, but look at the strange things I have encountered in the past two days.

"acting?"

"Yes, my dream since childhood has been to become an excellent actor, but alas, the world's vision is too low, and they don't even look down on my looks."

As the man spoke, he lifted his hair and struck a pose that he thought was very handsome.

Officer Li's face had turned completely dark.

"You mean you were acting just now? Then why were you hugging my thigh?"

"Does this count as obstructing your performance of your duties? Should I go to jail?

I heard that there is an excellent performance troupe in there, and a star I used to like very much is also in it now.

Can I apply to join after entering? Don’t worry, my acting skills are very good.”

When the man heard Officer Li ask this question, he became visibly excited.

He was just short of holding Officer Li and spinning around three times in his arms.

"No! I can't get in!"

Officer Li's face was so dark that it couldn't be described anymore. He was simply a modern-day Bao Gong.

Jiang Zhiyuan had already turned around, holding onto a big tree next to him, and was laughing so hard that he beat his chest and stamped his feet.

There are strange things every year, but there are especially many today.

I guess the prisoner never thought that one day he would become so popular, two in the morning and one in the afternoon.

It’s all voluntary!