Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"What is your name?"

"Xu Qingping."

"How old is this year?"

"27 is old."

"Home address."

"Xiaoxia Community Xiaoxia No. Xiaoxia Street."

Of course, this information was directly blocked during the live broadcast. Everyone could only hear the beeping sound, which led to a lot of cursing on the screen.

"Tell me, why did you attack the police?"

After some simple basic inquiries, I finally got to the point.

"Officer, can I choose not to tell you about this? You just need to put me in jail."

Xu Qingping looked conflicted; it seemed that this reason was quite embarrassing.

"No, what kind of place do you think this is? Can you just not say anything if you don't want to?"

Although Officer Li was very confused about this, he still displayed the dignity of a police officer.

Xu Qingping was frightened by the somewhat harsh voice and shuddered. He lowered his head and moved his two fingers together nervously.

He hesitated for about three minutes.

Just when Officer Li and the others were getting a little impatient, he seemed to have made up his mind before speaking.

"I want to defend my innocence!"

Although the sound was very small, the people around could still hear it clearly.

"Ah? Innocence? What do you mean? Explain it clearly."

Officer Li felt that this answer seemed to be beyond his understanding.

Because generally it is girls who use the word "innocent", and very few boys use this word, especially in the situation of the police station.

[I feel like this situation is going more and more wrong. It's moving quickly in a direction I can't predict.]

[Although I don’t know what he means, but since it involves the word innocence, I will say something nice about it.

Boys should also protect themselves when they are outside, especially those who are good-looking. 】

"Not long ago, I was..."

Xu Qingping suddenly stopped talking here, as if he couldn't continue.

"What's wrong? Don't tell me half of it, leave the other half. We still have to ask about the matter now!

Sooner or later, you will have to say it. Don't struggle in vain."

Officer Li frowned. He didn't understand what was wrong with this man. He wanted to take back what he had said after saying so much.

"If you have something to say, just tell us! Only if you tell us can we help you solve the problem! Otherwise, you will still have to face it after you get out!"

The auxiliary police officer next to him was obviously also a veteran. With just one sentence, he hit the vital point of the flat-headed young man opposite.

"I was stabbed in the ass not long ago."

The young man with the flat head said this with great embarrassment, and then he directly covered his face with his handcuffed hands. It seemed that he no longer had the face to face the world.

After hearing this, Officer Li's frown deepened.

The auxiliary police officer next to him looked surprised, as if he couldn't believe that there were such strange things in the world.

Jiang Zhiyuan had an expression that said "as expected".

The expressions of the three people were different, but they all showed that everyone was eager to know the truth.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were even more excited. After all, this was the first time they had actually encountered such a case. In the past, they could only treat it as a joke.

[I used to think this was just a joke, but I didn’t expect it to become a reality now. ]

[I really want to ask that little brother if his anus still hurts? ]

[I seem to have grasped the point. Since his innocence is gone, why did he say that he was trying to protect it? Could it be...]

[I understand this situation. You fall in love with it once you do it. Lip curling, smirk, dog head.]

Anyway, the comments in the live broadcast room are very indecent now, and many words are directly blocked because they are too pornographic and cannot pass the review.

Director Huang has been paying attention to Jiang Zhiyuan's live broadcast room. He didn't expect that this person could actually bring him some big news.

"Xiao Wang, where have you been? Come here quickly."

He started looking for people with great excitement, preparing to do a good job of marketing this matter.

"Hey, Director Huang, what do you want from me?"

A little fat man ran over and said breathlessly.

"Publicize this matter well and keep an eye on this live broadcast room. If there is any hot topic, seize the opportunity immediately."

Director Huang pointed at Jiang Zhiyuan's live broadcast room with a lewd smile on his face. This extraordinary wealth was finally his turn.

Although the fat boy didn't understand why Director Huang was laughing so obscenely, he nodded seriously and continued talking.

"Are you willing?"

Although Officer Li felt that there was a 99% chance that he was not volunteering, he still had to go through the process.

"Of course not, I'm a straight man."

When the young man with a flat head heard Officer Li's question, he looked angry.

Not to mention that he, a straight man, had his anus raped, but now even the police officer is doubting his sexual orientation.

"So according to what you mean, that person raped you?"

The auxiliary police officer next to him continued to ask questions.

"Yes, that's right, officer uncle, you are absolutely right."

The young man with the flat head didn't even think about it, he just nodded and replied quickly.

Jiang Zhiyuan took out a bag of melon seeds from somewhere and ate them with relish.

Officer Li glared at her and she handed him the melon seeds in her hand.

The meaning is very clear, do you want to eat too?

Officer Li waved his hand to refuse, and the man continued to eat melon seeds.

"Oh, where did he do that to you?"

"In his sister's house."

"Are you and his sister boyfriend and girlfriend?"

"No, I went to her house to steal something."

"You burglarized a house?"

"Ah."

This question and answer confused everyone present again.

What?

You broke into a house and attacked a police officer. Are you stacking double buffs here?

"Then why did you attack a police officer to defend your innocence? You've already been sentenced to several days in prison for burglary."

Officer Li rubbed his brow, puzzled.

"I have checked the information online. Burglary in a room can constitute theft, which can be punished by imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention or surveillance, and a fine or a fine alone. The specific sentencing depends on the circumstances."

Xu Qingping memorized this section of the criminal law. One can imagine how many times he had read it.

“I didn’t get a penny and lost my innocence, so the sentence shouldn’t be too severe.

The worst part is that he said he would not call the police. Even if I did, he would write a letter of apology, which would make my sentence even more uncertain.”

Looking at Xu Qingping's serious face, Officer Li's eyebrows twitched.

"Shouldn't you be happy?"

"Oh, I was thinking of letting this matter go, but...

This person keeps pestering me, and I just can't stand it anymore, so I want to go to the police station to get some peace and quiet."

ah? this?

I have never heard of such an outrageous reason for going to jail, and it was voluntary.

Officer Li touched his nose and felt truly sorry for it.