Siheyuan: The road to counterattack for the little transparent
Chapter 149 Am I going to be a father?
This burst of scolding woke up the two children at home. Liu Guangtian rubbed his eyes and walked to the door of the house: "Mom and Dad, what's wrong?"
"What's that smell? It's so stinky?" The waves of stench made him pinch his nose and woke him up completely.
When I saw Liu Haizhong holding the door frame with one hand and covering his butt with the other, I realized that the stench came from his father.
He immediately showed a look of disgust and muttered in a low voice: You are so grown up, and you can still poop in your pants. Aren’t you ashamed?
After being scolded, although the second aunt was very angry, she still had to go back to the house to find a change of pants for Liu Haizhong.
After hearing his second son's mumbling, he lowered his voice and said, "Guangtian, shut up! If your dad hears you, you'll be in big trouble."
"Hurry up and take the bucket to the yard and fetch some water for your dad to wash. Do you hear me?"
Liu Guangtian was very dissatisfied with his father's usual behavior, but unfortunately he was still immature and had to rely on his family for a living, so he dared not speak out.
After hearing what the second aunt said, he shouted to Liu Guangfu who was standing beside him: "Third brother, you didn't hear what mom said, go get some water!"
Although Liu Guangfu is the youngest in the family, it doesn't mean he is the dumbest. Seeing his brother ordering him around, he looked very dissatisfied:
"Brother, Mom asked you to fetch water from the yard, not me. You have hands and feet, why do you order me around?"
"Hey! You kid still dare to be stubborn, do you believe that your second brother will give you big ear melon seeds to eat? Go quickly! Dad's smell will stink up the whole house later!"
The conversation between Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu made Liu Hai, who was standing by the door, so angry that he cursed:
"Shut up, both of you! What else do you two have to do except eating?"
"It's just to fetch a bucket of water from the yard. How much effort can it take? If I had known this would happen, I would have..."
"You didn't give birth to us, and only gave birth to my eldest brother. My eldest brother is filial and ambitious, but I haven't seen him come to help you fetch water to wash your buttocks now?"
Liu Guangtian accidentally blurted out the words that he had been suppressing for a long time, which scared Liu Guangfu, who quickly ran to the central courtyard with a bucket of water.
Liu Haizhong was stunned. He never thought that his second son, who was always submissive, would dare to talk back to him like this.
He is so bold. He eats his food and drinks his drinks, but he is despised like this for just pooping in his pants.
"Well, you little brat, not only do you eat and do not work, but you even dare to scold me, right?"
After saying that, he didn't care about the sticky feeling on his trouser legs, rushed forward and raised his hand to slap Liu Guangtian. Liu Guangtian received a solid slap.
Fearing that he would be beaten again, he quickly ran towards the yard. Liu Haizhong saw him and shouted at him, "Aren't you capable? Why are you running? Come here!"
"I won't. Will I be beaten? Dad, I'm already this old. If you keep hitting me, won't you consider the future?"
"Hmph! What will the future hold? I knew you were unreliable. You only know how to eat all day. Waiting for you to take care of me in my old age? That will be a waste of time."
"Dad, this is what you said, please don't regret it." Liu Haizhong's words were too blunt, and Liu Guangtian felt hurt.
Looking at the stinking "footprints" left by his father along the way, he covered his nose and walked out of the yard.
"Go away, kid. If you have the guts, don't come home for dinner!" Liu Haizhong looked at his second son's expression, and cursed him angrily.
When the second aunt came out of the house with the pants, her second son was nowhere to be seen. She asked in confusion, "Old Liu, why are you arguing?"
"You scolded Guangtian and he ran away. Who will help you?" Liu Haizhong glared at him: "I don't want his help!"
"I can do it by myself. Please help me into the house first. Ouch! My stomach hurts so much." After calming down, Liu Haizhong felt his stomach uncomfortable again.
The second aunt hesitated. She wanted to go into the house to clean it up. The smell was so strong that it would stink up the house.
So Liu Haizhong suggested that they wash it in the yard while it was still dark and everyone had no chance to get up.
There is no place to take a shower in the house, but there is a simple bathroom in the yard. When the weather is hot, everyone will carry a bucket of water to take a shower before going to bed.
Liu Haizhong felt that what the second aunt said made sense, so he asked Liu Guangfu to bring the water to the bathroom. With the help of the second aunt, he washed himself and changed his pants.
After he returned to the house, the second aunt asked her youngest son to fetch water to wash away the "traces" he left behind, and she went to the middle yard to wash her pants.
Unexpectedly, Liu Guangfu was so lazy that he just washed the ground in front of his house carelessly and went to sleep. He didn't take care of the yard at all.
After dawn, many people gradually wake up. On days when they don’t have to go to work, they are still busy preparing breakfast as usual.
Xu Damao got up very early today. He had the task of screening films in the countryside, so he had to go to the factory in advance to prepare.
Who knew that as soon as I opened the door, a foul smell hit my nose. I pinched my nose and said, "Ezi, smell this smell, why does it smell like a public toilet?"
Lou Xiao'e was getting dressed. After hearing this, she quickly got dressed. But as soon as she reached the door, she started to retch because of the stench.
She quickly covered her nose and ran back to the inner room, but the smell had already entered the house. Running back was of no use at all, so Lou Xiao'e had to run towards the central courtyard.
Seeing this, Xu Damao's first reaction was that his wife was actually retching. He heard that this was what happened when she just got pregnant, so he couldn't help but happily chase her to the Intermediate Courtyard.
He smiled and asked, "Ezi, you are nauseous and retching. Are you pregnant? Am I going to be a father?"
"What are you talking about? I was irritated by the smell in the backyard. I don't know who was so wicked as to poop in the yard. It's so disgusting!"
Xu Damao finally reacted. His face showed disappointment at first, then anger. He pinched his nose and walked to the backyard to check, then ran to the middle yard.
He shouted to the yard: "Everyone, come out and take a look! There's a wicked person in our yard who uses the backyard as a public toilet!"
Xu Damao's voice attracted many people to the Central Courtyard.
Yi Zhonghai had actually heard the conversation between Xu Damao and his wife a long time ago, but he did not come out to explain the truth immediately.
Yi Zhonghai always kept in mind the fact that Liu Haizhong often stole his limelight in front of everyone. This was a rare opportunity to embarrass him, and he couldn't let it go easily.
Sha Zhu had already finished breakfast and was sitting on the bed polishing his leather shoes. When he heard Xu Damao's shout, he laughed: It must be the second uncle.
After cleaning up, Sha Zhu opened the door and said loudly: "I know who did this. It was Uncle Er. He peed in his pants."
As soon as the voice fell, the onlookers laughed at the same time. Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e exchanged glances and said:
"Don't even mention the second uncle. Even if the first uncle poops in his pants, he still has to clean it up. They're not the only family living in the yard."
Yi Zhonghai was listening to Xu Damao's words in the room, and he wanted to tear the boy's mouth off...
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