Siheyuan: The road to counterattack for the little transparent

I originally planned that if I couldn't borrow a bicycle from Xiaowu, I would have to bite the bullet and go to the factory leaders to ask them to help coordinate.

I didn't expect things to go so smoothly. This saves a lot of trouble. Although Xiaowu's bicycle is very old, it is better than walking to Zhangjia Village.

After get off work at noon, Sha Zhu rode his bicycle back to the courtyard. As soon as he entered the gate, Yan Bugui came to greet him: "Zhu Zi, when did you buy a bicycle?"

When Sha Zhu saw his face, he thought of the last time he introduced a girl to him. He was still brooding over this matter, so he nodded and walked towards the Lin family.

Lin Donglai and his sister had already finished lunch. The little girl was playing with the puppy. When she heard Sha Zhu's footsteps, Xiao Hei Dou immediately became alert: "Woo, woof woof, woof woof woof..."

It barked towards the door. Sha Zhu was afraid of being bitten by the dog, so he quickly stopped and said, "Hey! This little thing is fierce and protective of the family."

"Dongla, Dongla, come out and take a look!" Shazhu shouted into the house. When he saw Lin Donglai coming out, he patted the bicycle seat and said, "Look, a bicycle."

"Brother Zhuzi, did you borrow this from the security department? They didn't give you any trouble, did they?"

"No, I borrowed it from Xiaowu in our kitchen. He was very straightforward and lent me the car without saying anything."

"I thought it was hard to talk to the security people, and I was afraid I wouldn't be able to borrow a car, so I simply didn't ask them."

As if afraid that Lin Donglai would blame him, Sha Zhu blurted out all the words in his mind, and then saw the two hares on the ground:

"Where did the rabbit come from, Donglai, have you been in the mountains again?" Sha Zhu's eyes widened: "It took you so long to get a rabbit, you must be quite capable."

"Sometime, I'll take Brother Zhuzi into the mountains. I also want to improve my skills, hehe."

Lin Donglai thought, just wait, there will always be an opportunity. When he needs someone to help carry things, the opportunity will come.

But he didn't say this, and changed the subject and asked, "Brother Zhuzi, we are going to Zhangjia Village tomorrow, what did you bring for my cousin?"

Sha Zhu then remembered that he had just bought wine and brown sugar, and indeed did not bring anything for Miss Lingzi.

Thinking of this, he turned pale with anxiety: "Oh no, I actually forgot about this. Donglai, I'll buy whatever your cousin likes."

"You asked that question. This is also the first time I met my cousin. How do I know what she likes? I guess the little girl likes some snacks."

As soon as he finished speaking, Sha Zhu immediately turned his bicycle around and said, "Okay, I'll go buy some candy."

Looking at Sha Zhu's back, Lin Donglai shook his head and sighed secretly: Don't say that heroes have a hard time resisting beautiful women. Even if you are not a hero, it is also hard to resist beautiful women.

Xu Damao was pushing the cart back to the yard when he ran into Sha Zhu pushing the cart out. "Hey! I was wondering who it was, it turned out to be Sha Zhu!"

"Where did you get this broken bicycle, kid? Did you steal it?" Xu Damao looked condescending as he looked up and down at Sha Zhu.

"Bullshit, Xu Damao! If I wasn't in a hurry to buy something, I would tear your mouth to pieces."

Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and cursed a few words, then pushed the bike out and rode towards the supply and marketing cooperative, fearing that he would be late and would not be able to buy what he wanted.

"Bah! How can I be afraid of you when you are such a thief? Humph!"

Xu Damao watched Sha Zhu riding away on his bike, and spat in the direction where he was going. Only then did he feel relieved from the anger of being scolded.

Early the next morning, Sha Zhu got up before daybreak and squatted in the yard to wash in the dark.

Liu Haizhong didn’t know what he ate wrong the night before, and he had diarrhea and went to the toilet several times. The last time he came back from the public toilet, he was holding his stomach.

There is no way. After all, I am an elderly person. I didn’t sleep well last night and I have diarrhea. My body is extremely weak.

When he walked to the faucet in the middle yard, holding his stomach and about to wash his hands, Sha Zhu stood up with his mouth full of foam.

In Liu Haizhong's eyes, a tall man suddenly jumped up in the dark yard, with a white spot on his head, which scared him so much that cold sweats broke out.

"Oh my God!" Liu Haizhong thought he saw something unclean. He was so scared that he didn't even wash his hands and hurried to run to the backyard.

People are like this; the more nervous and scared they are, the more uncontrollable their hands and feet become.

Seeing the dark shadow walking towards him, Liu Haizhong was so scared that his hands and feet were shaking and his legs were weak. He couldn't even walk, let alone run.

"You...don't come over here!" His lips trembled for a long time before he managed to utter a word.

Seeing him like this, Sha Zhu grinned and said, "Second Uncle, you don't think you saw a ghost, do you? It's me, don't panic!"

After hearing Sha Zhu's voice, Liu Haizhong finally calmed down and covered his chest and cursed: "Sha Zhu? Is it you, kid?"

"Hey! It's me, Second Uncle!"

"You little brat, why are you squatting in the yard? And what's that white thing you put on your face? You can scare people to death, don't you know?"

After calming down for a while, Liu Haizhong finally stood up and started yelling at Sha Zhu.

"Hey! Uncle, I was just brushing my teeth in the yard. Did I provoke you? What does your cowardice have to do with me?"

Except for the old man, no one else in the yard was afraid of Shazhu. How could he tolerate being scolded out of the blue by Liu Haizhong?

The voices of Sha Zhu and the Second Master were quite loud. Yi Zhonghai and his wife were light sleepers, so they woke up when they heard the noise, turned on the light and came out immediately.

After finding out what happened, Yi Zhonghai said to the second uncle: "Old Liu, you shouldn't blame Zhuzi for this."

"Old Yi, are you saying that this is all my fault? If this guy hadn't been playing tricks here, would I have been scared by him?"

At this time, an old lady came out of the house. As soon as she walked to Yi Zhonghai, she smelled a foul odor and couldn't help but said, "What smells so bad?"

Hearing this, Liu Haizhong felt his pants were a little cold, as if something hot was flowing down his trouser legs.

Only then did he realize that something bad had happened. His face turned red and he hurried home, secretly thanking luckily that it was still dark, otherwise he would have been extremely embarrassed.

Watching Liu Haizhong rushing home, Sha Zhu said, "Is this stench coming from Second Uncle? Was he so scared that he peed in his pants?"

"Zhu Zi, please keep your voice down and say less." As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, an old lady couldn't help but covered her mouth and burst out laughing.

Seeing this, Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai laughed at the same time.

Liu Haizhong covered his buttocks and just walked to the door of his house, he heard the laughter of these people coming from the middle courtyard. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth and cursed: "What a piece of shit."

"Old and young are nothing!"

"My dear, please come and help me." Liu Haizhong called out to the second aunt while knocking on the door.

The second aunt heard the knock on the door and hurried out of the house. As soon as she reached the door, she smelled a pungent odor. She covered her nose and asked, "Why is it so smelly?"

Seeing that Liu Haizhong's face was not right, he finally realized: "Lao Liu, you didn't poop in your pants, did you?"

Liu Haizhong finally couldn't stand it anymore and started to curse again...