Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Although he was extremely unwilling in his heart, under the pressure of his wife, Zhongli finally took on the position of the chef of Braised Emperor.

The immortals who knew the true identity of Zhongli Lao Deng were secretly holding back their laughter as they watched Zhongli grunting and groaning as he prepared the braised emperor's meat.

As expected, no matter how powerful a god is, once he has a wife, he is still afraid of his wife...

Well, especially those who have been trained by their wives to become henpecked husbands.

"Brother, let me tell you, when you get married in the future, don't let your wife lead you by the nose. If you become like Mr. Zhongli, that won't be a good thing..."

"Brother, please speak softly. Don't let Mr. Zhongli hear this. We can talk about this in private, but don't make it public..."

"That's true. After all, Mr. Zhongli is well-informed and old, so it's normal for him to know some things."

Tartaglia in the crowd looked at the immortals who were braising his god with a shocked look on his face. He felt that his brain, which was not very big to begin with, began to overheat due to the overload.

Well, he really didn't understand. The country of Liyue was clearly developing according to the direction of the gods every year. Logically speaking, the people of the country of Liyue and the immortals should all have a reverent attitude towards the gods, and even respect for them is a normal thing.

But why is it that this country, which should have the same awe of gods as their Zhidong Kingdom, this group of immortals who can be said to be the armed force, just happened to cook braised Emperor, spicy Emperor, steamed Emperor, and all kinds of dishes that he had not thought of, with the Emperor's meat at the moment when the Emperor fell.

"Hey, would you like to try the steamed emperor meat I made? Let me tell you, although I only got a small piece of emperor meat, my steamed emperor meat tastes very good..."

"My friend from the East, if you don't mind, please come and try the braised emperor that we are about to serve. I can guarantee that it tastes very good..."

"Ahem, this spicy Emperor made by me and my friend's apprentice tastes very good. Would you like to try it?"

When the group of immortals who were cooking the Emperor were about to take the Emperor out of the pot, Jiayu suddenly extended an invitation to Dadalia.

Well, this is Zhongli’s personal wallet in the original plot. If he can establish a good relationship with this guy, then wouldn’t this guy also be his personal wallet in the future?

At that time, he would no longer have to use the public account to pay for his expenses, and could ask the Northland Bank in Zhidong Country to reimburse him for all of them.

Emmm... Although as long as he takes out his "Warrior" representative medal as the zeroth seat of the executive officers of the Kingdom of Winter, he can also ask the Northland Bank to reimburse him for all his expenses.

But... Jiayu felt that it would be better to go directly through this guy Tartaglia and ask him to help her buy on credit.

Well, if the capital flow is too large and the North Country Bank cannot continue to operate, then the blame can be directly put on Tartaglia...

If the [rich man] comes to him at that time, he will definitely not go to him but will definitely go to Tartaglia, the martial arts fanatic.

……

"Okay, I can't refuse your kindness, so I'll taste it..."

Although he was shocked by the various monsters and demons here, he could still smell the rich aroma of various dishes in the air.

For some unknown reason, Tartaglia responded to all the places that invited him.

……

"Lord Ningguang... I feel like something is not right about this situation..."

Uncle Tian from Tianshu Star of the Liyue Seven Stars came to Ningguang from Tianquan Star and asked.

"These immortals are cooking the remains of the emperor in such a grand manner. Why do I feel like something is not right?"

I have to say, old people still get the most out of it. Uncle Tian quickly noticed that something was not right about the situation.

"Ah...Uncle Tian, ​​to be honest, I have discovered something, but it's hard to verify..."

Ningguang picked up the pipe, took a puff of smoke, and slowly exhaled the smoke.

"Do you remember the question that Yuhengxing asked when the Emperor descended?"

"I know this. Weren't we all watching over there at the time? We just hoped that Liyue could develop according to people's own ideas without the Emperor's hair quality."

After Uncle Tian gave a concise retelling, all the seven stars of Liyue were stunned.

Anyone who can become one of the Seven Stars of Liyue is basically not a fool.

In the original plot, because Zhongli's scene was too realistic and coupled with the various small actions of the Kingdom of Zhidong, they did not think about it carefully.

And now...

When the emperor fell, the immortals who came to watch directly said that they wanted to braise the emperor.

They said it and did it.

"Alas... Ganyu, that guy who couldn't resist the temptation, has already started eating over there..."

Keqing said as she looked at Ganyu who was holding a bowl and seemed to be enjoying the spicy Emperor Meat that Xiangling had made.

"She was crying and eating at the same time... Why do I feel like the comedy effect has reached its peak..."

After all, she was crying while eating, probably because she was sad about the sudden death of the Emperor. As for eating...

It was very likely because Xiangling’s cooking skills were very good and she cooked the spicy emperor meat very well, which made Ganyu eat more...

"The arrival of a new era is always accompanied by various tests. I guess the Emperor must have already formulated a test plan for us..."

After thinking things through, Ningguang stood up and said.

"The Thousand Rocks Army must be on guard at all times. Also, Keqing, you guys should prepare as well. By that time, Liyue is likely to face the biggest crisis since the end of the Demon God War."

"Oh, I see……"

The other five Seven Stars (Ganyu was still eating spicy Emperor Meat) nodded and hurriedly started to make arrangements.

"Jia Yu, what you've done is making my plan seem to be falling apart for no apparent reason..."

Zhongli, who was being ordered by Guizhong to serve braised emperor meat to the guests, looked at Jiayu who had come over to get her third bowl, and said with veins on his forehead.

"When will you come to help me take over?! I'm stewing myself and serving myself to you, I'm really tired, okay..."

"Oh, this is what your wife asked me to do, I can't stop it..."

After Jiayu took the braised emperor meat that Zhongli had prepared, she ran away quickly.