Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"boom!!!"

As the fake body that had been prepared earlier fell from the sky, Ningguang, who was in charge of the ceremony of inviting the immortal this time, stepped forward and checked it carefully.

"The Emperor was murdered..."

"The Emperor has been murdered, let's heat up the pan!!!" xn

Before Ningguang could finish her words, voices suddenly rose up around her, one after another, but in unison.

"Ah?!"

Ningguang, the Seven Stars of Liyue who came to participate in the ceremony of inviting the immortals, and ordinary people who had no idea what was going on, were all stunned.

No, what kind of bold guy actually dared to say that he wanted to braise the emperor? !

It's so disrespectful! This is so disrespectful!

Kong, who was in the crowd, was bewildered as he listened to the chatter around him, and didn't know what was going on.

What's going on? I was just about to find the Rock God here to ask about the whereabouts of my sister...

After all, his sister, the adventer, has lived in Liyue for such a long time. Morax, as the god of Liyue, must know the whereabouts of his sister. Even his two nephews said that the god Morax here knows the whereabouts of their mother.

But why did it feel like a coup had taken place when I first came here? The Rock King Morax was assassinated during the ceremony of inviting the immortals, and even the body left behind seemed to be cooked by these traitors here...

"Zhongli, today I suddenly heard that you were going to be stewed. What do you think about this?"

Jiayu came to the crowd, poked Zhongli's shoulder while he was holding the bowl and chopsticks, and asked him what he thought about the braised emperor.

"What can I think? Look, I have prepared the dishes and chopsticks. Of course, I am ready to eat..."

As Zhongli was talking here, he pointed at a person holding a large iron pot over there and shouted that he wanted to braise the Emperor's Desolation himself.

"Look, but everyone in the audience is clamoring for the braised emperor. Do you think my wife has the loudest voice in the crowd?"

"Heat up some oil in a pan. I'm going to braise the Emperor! Braised Emperor meat. This premium Emperor meat tastes best when braised!"

Gui Zhong was holding a big iron pot and shouting that he wanted to make braised emperor.

"No! Make it into spicy pork slices. Spicy pork slices are delicious!"

Ah Ping was holding her little disciple Xiangling, who didn't know what was going on. She only knew that Rock King had fallen and her master was going to cook him into a dish.

"Master! We are dishing the Emperor. That is a great disrespect to the Emperor! Master, please think twice!!!"

But no matter how Xiangling pulled her master Aping, she still took the pot and chopped off one of the legs of the emperor in her eyes.

After my master cut off one of the Emperor's legs...

"Yeah, I'm good at stir-frying spicy food, let me stir-fry the meat..."

Well, when Xiangling saw that her master had already cut off a piece of meat from the emperor's body, why shouldn't she give it a try?

A piece of flesh that fell from the emperor's body! If you eat it, you might become an immortal...

Most importantly...

This piece of meat was not chopped by me, but by my master. Who is my master? My master is an immortal!

Isn't it reasonable to stir-fry a piece of "ordinary" ingredient given by your own chef and make it spicy?

What? Such disrespect to the Emperor?

No no no...This is a high-end ingredient given to me by my own master. What's wrong with making some high-end ingredients myself?

At the same time, a group of immortals swarmed forward, kicked the confused Liyue Seven Stars aside, and divided the remaining body of the Emperor.

Well, Yaksha got a leg, and Guizhong, the legitimate wife of the Emperor, got the body and a leg.

A Ping and several other immortals including Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhen Jun obtained two legs.

Since they dared to do such a thing in public, it showed that they already knew the inside story of the matter.

After all, it has been said before, not to mention that this emperor's fake body is filled with all kinds of meat that can be found everywhere in the wild.

At best, the skin may be a little more precious.

However, before Zhongli told them about this matter, he also said that they could do whatever they wanted. Anyway, they could create an illusion for the Seven Stars of Liyue that the Emperor was not only dead but also eaten by various immortals.

Anyway, it means that I am completely dead...

how to say?

The only person who was shocked might be Ganyu, the Liyue Seven-Star Secretary who works in Liyue on weekdays.

At this moment, Ganyu looked at her master in confusion and joined the queue to share the emperor's body.

"Master, how can you be so disrespectful to the Emperor's remains?!"

Ganyu trotted to the side of Master Liuyun Jiefeng and shouted anxiously.

"Ganyu, you're here, come and help me quickly, this meat needs to be frozen to lock in freshness, we haven't prepared all the ingredients yet..."

When Master Liuyun Jiefeng saw Ganyu coming over, he directly threw a large piece of meat into Ganyu's hand and asked her to keep it refrigerated.

Ganyu: These immortals are sharing the remains of the Emperor, and my master's faction just got a leg of the Emperor from a group of immortals. At this time, my master suddenly threw a piece of meat to me. Then the piece of meat in my hand is...

"Emperor!!!"

Ganyu looked at the piece of meat in her hand with tears in her eyes.

"Ganyu, what are you doing standing there? Hurry up and use your divine eye to make some ice to preserve this piece of meat. Your uncle Ping's apprentice and I are going to the wild to collect some ingredients for stewing meat..."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng looked at Ganyu, who was kneeling on the ground with tears in her eyes and looking at the piece of meat in her hand, and said.

Well, it seems that Ganyu is the only one who has not been told about this incident today...

The reason, of course, is that Ganyu works at Yuehaiting on weekdays and might expose this matter. What's more, if Ganyu, who is the most sentimental person on weekdays, did not cry when encountering the scene of the Emperor's fall, it would be even more abnormal. She might be discovered by the Liyue Seven Stars.

Without giving it much thought, Master Liuyun Jiefeng directly used the form of a crane to scoop up Xiangling, who was still thinking about how to make Emperor Meat, and went to the wild to collect ingredients such as Jueyun peppers for making spicy Emperor Meat.

"Hurry, hurry, we got the biggest piece of meat, the Braised Emperor! The Braised Emperor! Zhongli! Come over here and help! We still need you to cook this Braised Emperor!!!"

Zhongli: Honey, you are so awesome, you let me cook the braised pork myself!!!

Should I say one more thing?

Braised myself taste six six six?