Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"So...how on earth did you suddenly appear from the side?"

Navirette was wearing loose clothes and a pair of glasses, lying on the bed reading a book. She looked at Jiayu, who appeared beside her out of nowhere, and asked her the soul-searching questions in her heart.

"Ah, after learning about your situation from Nashida, I came here..."

Jiayu, who had rushed over after informing her family of the situation in advance, said lightly.

"Emm... Nashida? Is she the grass god on Xumi's side?"

Navelette said after a moment's silence.

"Well, indeed..."

Jiayu nodded and said.

"After all, you're already... well... I have to take care of you. After all, it's because of me..."

"puff……"

Navelette covered her mouth and chuckled.

"It seems that Mr. Kong Ming is quite responsible...Okay, I want to eat something, you can cook something for me, preferably fish or something..."

Jiayu nodded and went to the kitchen in Navelette's house to prepare cooking.

"Sister Navelette! I'm here and I brought you a limited edition cake. Let's eat together..."

Fu Nina pushed the door open, carrying a very delicate little cake, and then saw Jiayu squatting inside the house, grilling fish around a fire.

"Eh? Ah? Eh?!"

Funina looked at Jiayu who suddenly appeared in Navilet's room. After a moment of silence, she pointed at Jiayu and screamed.

"Where did you come from? Why are you in Sister Navelette's room? You are definitely a robber who breaks into people's houses! Go to hell!"

Funina subconsciously grabbed whatever she could get and threw it towards Jiayu.

Jiayu was also dodging left and right when faced with the things thrown by Funina.

"Calm down! I'm not a robber who breaks into people's houses. I'm the chef who comes here to cook!"

Funina was already so overwhelmed with the amount of things she had lost that she naturally wouldn't listen to what Jiayu had to say.

He kept throwing things at hand at Jiayu.

Until Navilet came out following the sound and picked up the clothes of Funina who was looking for something and threw Jiayu there.

"Funina, what are you doing here throwing my things around?"

After being kicked down by Navelette, Funina quickly pointed at Jiayu.

"Sister Navelette! This guy is a robber who broke into the list. You must teach him a lesson. Moreover, this guy just disrespected the water god. You must not let him go!"

"Emm...Funina, tell me the truth. This guy is the father of the baby in my belly. He is not an outsider. How could he come to my house to steal things?"

Navelette's words made Funina's cerebellum shrink.

"No... Sister Fucaros, you said this man is the father of the baby in your belly? No way, this is the father of the baby in your belly, this, this, this, this..."

Funina felt that her brain's CPU was about to burn out.

After a long silence...

"Who are you? How did you trick Sister Navelette into marrying me? Teach me! I want to trick Sister Navelette into marrying me too!"

It can be said that Funina's words silenced Jiayu and Navilette.

"Funina, I never thought that I treated you as my best friend, but you actually wanted me to be your wife..."

Navrette looked at Funina with a complicated expression.

"Emm... Is there something wrong with your sexual orientation? Why do I feel a little cold on my neck..."

Jiayu looked at Fu Ningna's expectant eyes and the faint murderous intent in them, and she felt her neck inexplicably cold for some reason...

"No, no... My sexual orientation is normal. Sister Navelette once said that it can change its form. At worst, I can just let Sister Navelette pretend to be a boy and marry me~"

Funina's earth-shattering words immediately silenced the two of them.

"You taught me this?"

Jiayu asked, looking at Navelette.

"No, no, no... This girl is purely self-taught. It has nothing to do with me at all. Maybe... it's because I'm too charming?"

Navelette said after a brainstorming session.

"That's a bit possible..."

Jiayu nodded and said.

……

Another year has passed...

Liyue Harbor.

"Hey! Dear uncles and aunts, please pay attention to the business of our small shop, Wangshengtang Cold Drink Shop, freshly squeezed juice! No cheating for anyone!"

A little guy was standing at a juice stand, shouting at the bustling crowd around him.

The little guy is very cute and attracted the attention of many passers-by, especially his special pair of plum blossom eyes, which made people exclaim how cute he is.

"The little guy is so cute, his eyes are actually plum blossom pupils. Let me kiss them. If you let me kiss them, I will buy you a cup!"

"So cute, I really want to take her home to be my son's child bride..."

"When your son also likes being your own... ugh!"

……

Among the crowd, Jiayu, who was a strong daughter-slave, silently covered someone's mouth and left.

"I warn you, don't have any ideas about my daughter..."

A silver blade appeared in Jiayu's hand and was pressed against the man's neck.

"I advise you not to have any evil thoughts, otherwise I will take your life..."

"Uuuuuuu..."

The man whose neck was held against by Jiayu's silver blade also nodded frantically.

"Humph!"

Jiayu threw the man aside and quickly returned to the house where the fruit juice jointly produced by Wangshengtang and Shenyuan was, and he continued to guard it.

That’s right, the Hall of Rebirth and the monsters from the abyss jointly set up a juice stand…

The main reason is that after a period of sales business, Hu Tao, the head of the Wangsheng Hall, felt that just promoting the funeral service of the Wangsheng Hall was too monotonous, so he decided to find the abyss monsters selling juice in Liyue to discuss a cooperation project.

Wangshengtang is a large organization. Although it is a funeral procession, the foundation and reputation of this organization are still strong enough...

"Take a look, take a look ~ fresh juice! Guaranteed to be freshly squeezed!"

Jiaming, who came here to work part-time because he had nothing to do, threw the washed and cut sunset fruits into the hand-cranked juicer.

"elf!"

"OK..."

After Xiao passed the hand-cranked juicer, he also started to manually squeeze juice there.

"Sister Liu, it's your turn."

After the juice was squeezed out, Xiao poured it into the cup and looked at the ice-attributed Abyss Apostle next to him.

"OK!"