Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"So you're planning on replacing everything in there with pork?"

Zhongli asked after understanding Jiayu's thoughts in the living room.

"Yes, that's right. We just need to replace the meat with pork and it will be done. Besides, the only difference is a layer of skin. We can then use the skin of other animals and it will be done..."

Looking at Jiayu, Zhongli was silent for a while, and finally nodded helplessly.

"Okay then, let's do as you say. You and I will go hunt some animals together, and then we will sort the meat and put it into the fake body..."

Jiayu nodded and looked behind Zhongli.

"Tsk... I'm leaving first. You should deal with your own affairs from now on..."

"What do you mean I should deal with my own affairs first... Shit! No way..."

After a moment of confusion at first, Zhongli seemed to understand something. He turned his head awkwardly and looked over there, leaning against the wall, watching his death with a gloomy face.

"Zhong... Zhong'er... you're back... When did you come back? I wasn't prepared at all, you... you came back too suddenly..."

Gui Zhong silently took out a whip from his body.

"From the very beginning when you said you were planning to fake your death, I was listening beside you..."

Zhongli: I’m sweating profusely~

Jiayu had just returned to the room not long ago.

"Good fellow, you planned to fake your death without telling me, right?! How could I prepare the seasoning if you didn't tell me in advance?! I have wanted to try the braised emperor's meat for a long time. Even though it is just pork, it at least has a shell. No, there is a ready-made one now, I want to try it! Let me have a taste!"

Jiayu, who had just entered the house and was lying at the door, listened to the noise outside the house, stuck her head out and shouted over there.

"If you want braised pork, remember to give me some..."

"Get out!" x2

As two pairs of shoes slammed into Jiayu's room, Jiayu quickly closed the door.

"Hubby... what's that braised emperor meat? Could it be that Aunt Guizhong and Guest Zhongli are planning to raise the banner of rebellion against Tiangang and snatch the sovereignty of Liyue from Emperor Yanwang? Or do they want to become the new Emperor Yanwang or the new God of Rock and control Liyue, and then live a life with three thousand beauties and three thousand handsome men in the harem?!"

Walnut was listening to the quarrel between the two people outside the house, and her eyes lit up.

For Hu Tao, who is always looking for chaos in the world, the conversation between Gui Zhong and Zhong Li attracted her attention very much.

Look, Hu Tao, who was supposed to be lying on the bed to rest, has come to Jia Yu's side and is eavesdropping through the crack in the door.

"Ahem, let's not talk about this for now. I have to leave for a while tomorrow, and by then my clones and other things will also have to be transferred. By then, it will be your Aunt Guizhong who will take care of you over there..."

……

After Jiayu interacted with Hu Tao for a while, Jiayu's real body returned to Nashida.

"Oh my... If I hadn't looked carefully, I wouldn't have known that you had the ability to clone yourself. I never expected that you are worthy of being Zhuge Kongming, and you can actually research this secret method..."

Nashida sat on the chair, swinging her feet, and said with a smile as she looked at Jiayu who walked in from outside.

"Well, this is mainly to take care of the pregnant woman and my child..."

Jiayu said after sitting next to Nashida.

"Is that so? Oh, I have a question for you..."

At this moment, Nashida suddenly thought of something very interesting.

"If I told you that you had an illegitimate child outside, what would you think?"

illegitimate child?

After hearing what Nashida said, Jiayu was stunned for a moment.

"what do you mean?"

As the saying goes, when something is unusual, there must be something wrong. Nashida would never say this for no reason.

"Oh~ It seems that Jiayu, you don't know anything about Miss Navelette~"

Nashida smiled and then...

"Did Miss Navelette come and kidnap you some time ago and do something not so nice to you?"

Jiayu: That’s right…

But logically speaking, this kind of thing shouldn't be discovered by others, this matter is quite secretive...

"Oh, it seems that you have really been kidnapped. However, what I am going to tell you next is about Miss Navelette..."

Nashida said with a smile.

"According to my observations in the World Tree, Miss Neville seems to be pregnant, and it has been a while. Miss Neville herself gave this information to the Steambird Newspaper and asked the True Bird Newspaper to focus on publishing this report in Liyue... If my guess is correct, the news about Neville's pregnancy will be spread to Liyue in a while..."

Good words: ………………

Wow, he is such a good guy. I didn’t expect that he would have another child so soon, and without me knowing.

To be honest, he hadn't thought about it carefully at the time. It was so intense, such a long period of imprisonment, and Navelette's yandere personality...

Holy shit! If someone doesn’t get killed, then this is a real problem!

"Shit~ So you tracked me down based on what happened with Navelette?"

Nacida nodded.

"Yes, yes, if it weren't for the flaw you left, I really wouldn't have found you... After all, the one who was able to kidnap the second-generation Water Dragon King and make him willingly give birth to offspring for others, but who couldn't be recorded by the World Tree, I guess it is very likely you..."

Nashida said this and looked at Jiayu meaningfully.

"After all, when I wanted to monitor you through the World Tree, I didn't detect any traces of you leaving this world..."

"So... you found me through these clues? But... come to think of it, you are the God of Wisdom after all, and wisdom is your trump card..."

Nacida nodded.

"Indeed, wisdom is my trump card, and also... my trump card..."

"Alas... in the end you still want me to be your slave?"

Nashida nodded, then raised her head and looked at Jiayu firmly.

"Well, this is the dream I decided on from the beginning. I must train you to be my slave! Make you listen to me like a puppy!"

Good words: ………………

"Well, you should work hard. Sigh... Given the current situation, I guess I'll have to go to Fontaine later..."

"Are you going to go see the second generation Water Dragon King?"

"Ah, you know the reason..."