Original God: Traveling to Teyvat but it’s a strange world
Chapter 245 Spraying each other
As Paimeng scolded him, the worm broke down and cried on the ground, without any resistance on his face.
Paimeng was speechless after seeing this scene, and then looked at Zou Rui with an innocent face.
"Is she so fragile? How did she break down so quickly?"
Paimeng looked at Zou Rui with an innocent face, as if this man was really not the one he scolded for breaking his defense.
"I remember... it seemed like you were the one who scolded me, right?"
Zou Rui said seriously, then looked to the side, where Bayaqi was still lying on the ground crying.
"I've heard that the eight strange gods are all a bit weird. Mother Shaqi is a foot fetishist, and this one is a pure crybaby, just like Zou Rui now. Uh, no, it's you and sister-in-law."
Paimeng said this, with his hands on his hips, looking at Zou Rui with disdain.
Zou Rui's mouth twitched.
"When did I start crying? You keep talking nonsense. Did you see me crying...?"
When Zou Rui said this, he scratched his head awkwardly, and his momentum just now disappeared.
Paimeng smiled and looked at Zou Rui with disdain.
"Oh, yes, yes, little Zou Rui is the bravest, but he never cries. It's always my sister-in-law who cries~"
Paimon said this, pretending that you were right and I was wrong.
Zou Rui was speechless.
"Who did you learn this scumbag look from?"
Zou Rui said speechlessly,
"Pink fox."
Paimon put his hands on his hips and said proudly,
At this time, Paimon looked at the roundworm who was still crying like a little kid.
鲅蛔
You are curled up in a ball with a wronged look on your face. Next to you is a box that seems to be made of copper. There is a power of space law inside, and the binding force of this space law is very strong. There is also something like an energy core inside. The energy intensity of this energy core has reached an outrageous level.
"This should be the insect core. The space inside is huge. Anyone with this thing can use the insect inside. I don't understand how the roundworm relied on this thing to sit on the position of the Eight Weird Gods."
When Paimon picked it up, there was still a foul odor on it.
"Tsk tsk tsk, it's so dirty. Little Zou Rui, you can use it. Oh, and wash it thoroughly before you use it. It's so damn dirty. Be careful if there are any viruses, fungi, or the like on it."
Paimeng picked it up and threw it to Zou Rui with a look of disgust.
Zou Rui's mouth twitched, and he caught it with both hands, but right after he caught it, he was hit by a foul odor.
"Fuck, why does it smell so bad?"
Zou Rui also looked disgusted after getting it.
Hearing the two's disdain for his martial arts, Bayaqi cried even louder.
"You...you picked up my weapons and still look down on me! Waa ...
The black cloth on her body was blown away by the wind. She cried loudly at this point.
Zou Rui and Paimeng were speechless watching this scene.
"Is she really one of the Eight Weird Gods? Even if she is at the bottom, it shouldn't be like this, right?"
Zou Rui pointed at the roundworm in surprise, and Paimeng shrugged.
"I don't know, the higher-ups said he was one of the eight strange gods."
After hearing this, Zou Rui fell into deep thought.
At this moment, a voice came from the side.
"You say I'm bad?"
Zou Rui and Paimeng trembled all over, feeling a sense of crisis. They took out their weapons and looked in the direction of the sound.
I saw Shaqi's mother walked out from the darkness with a calm face.
"Shaqi's mother? You dare to show up here, are you going to die? I tell you, there are two people from the management bureau in Wuyuan City! If I call them, they will come and kill you, I tell you!"
Paimon looked at Shazim and said seriously,
But Shaqi's mother just didn't want to have any dispute with Paimon, so she said to herself,
"Why is she crying? Did you beat her to make her cry?"
Shaqi's mother looked at the crying worm on the ground with an indifferent expression, but the moment she looked over, her eyes glanced at Paimon's feet. Although it was only for a moment, Paimon clearly felt a strange and lustful look.
Paimon shuddered.
I subconsciously took a few steps back.
When Bayaqi saw Shaqi's mother coming, he did not rush over like the little wife did, crying and making a fuss. Instead, he just cried and made a fuss where he was, and cried even harder, and all he said was to blame Shaqi's mother.
"Mother Shaqi, you are bad! You are all bad! You are a dead pervert, you don't want me anymore because I am ugly! You are a dead pervert with a foot fetish! You are a pervert! You are disgusting! You only know how to bully me, you only know how to bully me because I am ugly, you are all bad people! Wuuuuuu... Sooner or later, I will peel off all your skins and train all your flesh into tricksters! All of it! Wuuuuuuu..."
The worm cursed and cried at the same time.
When Shaqi's mother heard this, her face turned black.
"What's the matter? Am I not good enough for you? Do you want to look at what you did in the past? You used to rely on your ability to change skins, and used other people's bodies to seduce other men from outside every day. I haven't even mentioned you yet, but you're talking about it, right? Do you want me to tell you about your glorious achievements? There just happened to be two old acquaintances of ours next to us."
Shaqi's mother couldn't stand hearing this. He hated being called a foot fetishist.
"Come on, Paimeng Zou Rui, we are old acquaintances now. Let me tell you about his glorious achievements. In his most amazing year, he changed 98 skins, and soaked a total of 781 monsters, 3152 humans, and countless other creatures. Don't you think he is awesome?"
Zou Rui and Paimeng both had shocked expressions on their faces.
"Oh my god, this thing is even more awesome than Liu Ruyan's. What she has exchanged for is almost as much as Liu Ruyan will exchange for in her entire life."
Zou Rui gave a thumbs up and said,
Shaqi's mother was still angry and said,
"Who isn't? After marrying her, he went out to find wild ghosts every day. Last time, he even wanted to pick up another ghost god. Luckily, I was familiar with that ghost and he told me right away. Otherwise, I really wouldn't have cared about these things."
Mother Shaqi looked at the worm again and said,
"What? Is that enough? Do you want me to tell you something else about you?"
But the worm was not happy either, and cried loudly,
"Come on, who's afraid of you? I know your dirty laundry, who do you think you are? Flying Dwarf Violets, Zinaville, let me tell you, in his most awesome year, he peeped at 1920 weird creatures bathing, and pulled black silk stockings off and touched the legs of 2814 weird creatures, including me!"
Zou Rui and Paimeng's cerebellums were about to atrophy due to the overwhelming amount of information.
Paimeng looked at Zou Rui, pointed at the two of them, and said with an embarrassed look,
"I never thought... I never thought these two would be so extravagant, huh?"
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