Original God: Traveling to Teyvat but it’s a strange world
Chapter 244: God's Mouth? Paimon
Paimeng said as he slapped the worm again, which made the worm stunned.
As for why Paimon was able to suppress the Spanish mackerel, one reason was because the Spanish mackerel was not its original strength, but only 50% of its original strength. The second reason was that the strength used by Paimon was specifically designed to restrain him, who used a bunch of insects to disgust people. These insects basically attacked according to instinct and suggestion, without any brains, they just rushed forward, and they would be obedient if a space turbulence was released, and a large number of them would die.
"Oh my, the bugs you released were killed by me in seconds. How about you release more bugs, or release your... dead pig bug king?"
Paimon covered his mouth and chuckled.
The more the worm listened, the more red it became, and it loudly retorted,
"It's the damn Spider King! You idiot! Go to hell!"
As the worm spoke, it rushed forward with its fangs bared, wanting to slap Paimon a few times, completely forgetting that it was a summoning mage.
"Hey, what's wrong? Are you angry after I said a few words to you? Let me tell you, without Shaqimu, even if your real body came, I would still kill you alone. You really have two horns on your head and think you are a god, but in fact you are just an animal."
Paimon laughed loudly and used space transfer to change his position, allowing the roundworm to fill one space after another.
"Hahaha, you big idiot, you are such a hodgepodge. Your head is not like a pig, your body is not like a human, and your hands and feet are not like a horse. What on earth are you?"
Paimon switched positions while continuously speaking with his mouth.
This made Zou Rui on the side stunned. After a while, he silently raised a thumbs up.
"What a God's Mouth! You've been relying on your words to attack for so long, right?"
Zou Rui held his forehead and put on an expression that said, "Kid, you are invincible."
Hong Wen's face was almost purple with anger, but he just couldn't touch the opponent. After all, as a summoner mage, you can't expect him to be awesome in terms of speed.
鲅蛔
I was just teased by Paimon, and after a while I was already out of breath,
Seeing that the roundworm could no longer chase him, Paimeng stopped breathing heavily and then spoke:
"Oh my, that's not good enough. I thought you were so awesome. You wouldn't be defeated by Shaqi's mother in bed, right? Oh my, that's really not good enough. My Zou Rui is awesome. He went up and took my sister-in-law..."
But before Paimeng could finish his words this time, Zou Rui came up and covered his mouth, and then looked at Paimeng with an expression that said, "I'll give you a slap in the face even if you die."
Paimeng waved his hand to indicate that he would not say anything more, and Zou Rui then let go of his hand.
Paimeng coughed awkwardly a few times, then looked at the roundworm over there.
"Ahaha, let's not talk about these things. Some people don't want me to talk about them."
Paimon said, then walked forward to the side of the worm, put one hand on his chin, and said thoughtfully,
"Well, you can't catch up after walking such a short distance. According to my preliminary judgment, you may have kidney deficiency. I see that your face is pale and your body is as thin as firewood. So this city lord will be merciful and help you check your body."
Paimon said, and walked forward with a smirk on his face, then his head exploded, causing the body of the roundworm to be forcibly fixed by the force of space.
With the strength of his current clone, Bayaqi can forcefully break through, but after breaking through, there is almost no strength left in his body, so now he can only watch Paimon do something to him.
This is not anyone's fault. It's just that Bayaqi is a summoning mage who was beaten and exhausted. Moreover, she met someone who is the best at beating and exhausting. She is just looking for abuse.
"Well, I'll say you have kidney deficiency. Look at your thin waist and your drooping waist... Never mind. The author won't let me say it."
Paimon said, sighing.
"Tell me, I remember you looked pretty thousands of years ago, didn't you? I insisted on bullying you, you dead bug, but now you look better, right? You look like a yellow-faced woman, but look at how well I have taken care of myself over the past thousands of years. I haven't gotten ugly at all, have I? Well, I was also saying that why don't you hand over the work of your subordinates to your own people? Look at Yun Xiu, he helped me deal with all the big and small matters in the city today. Although, he not only has to do my job, but also his own job. I only paid him a salary, but he is in power with money, so he can get as much money as he wants. I'm just going through the motions, so don't worry about it, hehe."
Paimon felt a little embarrassed when he said this.
The worm was still yelling and swearing at Hong Wen.
"If you had known I would have killed you thousands of years ago, I would have done it! You are a fucking idiot, fuck your mother! I shouldn't have let you go thousands of years ago, a flying dwarf melon! Eat shit!"
Paimon listened to the dirty words that Bayaqi was cursing, and his face became darker and darker. In the end, he narrowed his eyes and looked at the other person, but he just looked at him without saying anything.
Finally, Bayaqi was tired of scolding and stopped talking, but he still looked at Paimeng with an expression that said "I'm going to kill you".
"Are you done scolding me? I'm done scolding you."
Paimon said, and took out two super-high-power speakers from his space, and then took out a loudspeaker and connected it to Bluetooth.
A sound was heard while Zou Rui and Bayi Chong were confused.
"Bluetooth connection successful."
Paimon coughed a few times into the loudspeaker, and then spoke to Bayi. Bayi was about to say something when Paimonna's voice, amplified by dozens of times, came out directly.
"I! Tell! You! You! Are! A! Kun! You! Deserve To Be Dumped! Sooner or later, Shaqi's mother will run off with that woman ranked fifth! You'll be left all alone! You'll die of old age! No one will collect your body! You'll be the one taking the family photo! You! Deserve It!"
Paimeng shouted these words so loudly that the volume almost broke Zou Rui's eardrum.
After hearing the last part, Bayaqi fell into deep contemplation.
At the end, her mouth pouted, her eyes turned red, and she burst into tears.
Obviously, this was because Paimon broke his defense.
The reason why the roundworm likes insects is because she was born ugly. Even though she is a weird person, few people of the same level are willing to talk to her, so she treats those insects as her playmates. Even though she learned the skill of possessing other people's bodies thousands of years ago and possessed several beautiful skins, she was still ugly. This reason made her dare not show her true face. However, hundreds of years ago, because of her research on an insect that eats human flesh and blood, she could not use any of her skins. Since then, Shaqi's mother rarely talked to her or cared about her, which led to her gradually becoming psychologically distorted.
And all the words that Paimeng said, without exception, hit the sore spot of the worm.
So the Spanish mackerel's defense was broken directly.
"Ah, this is not it. How much do you know about her pain?"
Zou Rui looked at the roundworm and gave up resistance and started crying. He walked forward speechlessly and asked,
Paimon crossed his arms and said nonchalantly,
"You told me all this, what does it have to do with me?"
When Paimon said this, she still had an innocent expression on her face, as if it really had nothing to do with her.
When Zou Rui heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched. He looked speechlessly at the worm that was freed from the space and was lying on the ground crying.
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