Xu Damao's Thirty-Six Stratagems in Siheyuan

"Lihua, there is something I have been thinking about for a long time. I am struggling with it. I think I should tell you something." After Xu Damao had a date with He Lihua as promised, he still wanted to tell her his story and let her make her own decision. Otherwise, Xu Damao would feel uneasy.

"Xu, are you confused? Is it because of me?"

"Not entirely. Just listen first and then give your opinion, okay?"

"Go ahead, I'm all ears."

So Xu Damao told the story in detail about how he got together with Gu Meifang, how he married her, how he met Fang Xiaoru, how they were in love, and now that she was pregnant and they had a fake marriage and a child.

"This is one of the reasons why I haven't come to see you during this period."

"Xu, why are there other reasons?"

"Yes, since the Spring Festival this year, I seem to have had a particularly strong need for that. At first I didn't know the reason, and I thought it was because spring had come. Half a month ago, my teacher told me that it might be because I had reached a new level in my practice. So he taught me a new set of exercises. But I have been practicing for more than ten days, and I still can't find the right method. I can't peek into the secret, and I feel a little upset and anxious. I feel like I know there is a treasure, I can see it, but I can't get it. So, I haven't come to you for many days."

He Lihua never expected that in addition to his wife, Xu Damao also had a lover who was a university teacher.

"Xu, are you able to handle this? Aren't you afraid of damaging your body? You know, sex is like a steel knife that scrapes bones."

"How could I not know? Here is a more complete ballad:

Wine is poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a bone-scraping steel knife,

Money is like a tiger coming down the mountain, anger is the root of trouble.

It seems that the four characters are harmful, so it is better to write them off;

Without wine, there is no etiquette; without sex, the road is deserted.

Without money, it is difficult to navigate the world; without courage, people will bully you.

It seems that these four words are useful. I advise you to tailor your clothes to your body shape.

Taoism talks about being natural and balancing yin and yang. I don't feel that there is too much or too little. In fact, what I am most worried about is that you think I am deceiving you. This is what I am worried about. Sometimes when I reflect on myself, I am really a bit of a scumbag. I can't walk when I see a beautiful woman, but I am really sincere to you and I have no intention of playing with you. Really, if what I say is not true, if I tell even a single lie, I will be struck by lightning and die without a burial place. I bet on this curse. "

"Don't, Xu, although your experience is beyond my expectation. Food and sex are human nature. Old masters know this truth. I also think about it often. I can't laugh at you for taking fifty steps and a hundred steps. There is just one thing I want to know."

"What? You said?"

"If one day, I also want to get pregnant and have a baby, what will you do if I get pregnant?"

"Marry, I'll divorce my wife and marry you."

"What about your daughter-in-law and Fang What?"

"Want to hear the truth?"

"Well, let's stop hiding it."

"Divorce but not leaving home. I won't ignore them. There is one more thing, I might as well tell you the truth."

"Do you have any secrets?"

"My ex-wife might come back at any time, and I can't just ignore her."

"Ah? You have an ex-wife? Where is she now?"

"I don't know. I was either in the United States or in Hong Kong. I had no choice but to divorce. The organization was angry and accused me of treason. I felt so wronged. I had no choice but to divorce. It was better for both sides."

"Then how do you know she will come back?"

"She took my three biological children away. I'm not sure they will come back. I just hope I can see them come back in my lifetime. I have to be honest anyway, so I might as well be honest all at once."

"Xu, will you have a little sister in the future?"

"No, no, Lihua, don't you think I have enough now? If you want more, I will have to deal with household affairs every day, how can I live a good life? In ancient times, only second-rank officials could have one wife and three concubines. You think I am the emperor, with three thousand beauties in the harem. No, it's annoying enough. Three women make a drama. I am not so bad that I don't want to be a son."

He Lihua rolled her eyes and said, "Don't you think you're a scumbag now? You're eating from the bowl, picking up from the plate, and looking at the pot."

"Lihua, I'm in a dilemma now. I just can't bear to leave you. Otherwise, I wouldn't have come after you got drunk that day. I just can't let you go."

"Okay, I won't take the medicine next month and prepare for pregnancy. I'll wait for you to marry me, okay?"

"Okay, you decide. But Lihua, you should wait a few months. It would be best to stop taking the medicine after winter. You can give birth next fall instead of rushing to summer, and you won't get bedsores during the confinement period. I don't want you to suffer."

He Lihua found this somewhat new, "You also understand this?"

"It's not that I understand, Fang Xiaoru taught me. She got pregnant in February and will give birth in December. The cold weather can solve the problem, but it's more difficult to solve the problem in hot weather."

"Okay, I promise you. Actually, Xu, since I got together with you, I found that I have also fallen in love with you and cannot leave you. In the past, Yan Xiaosi and I actually had very little contact. At that time, I was completely unrequited in love with him. Although I gave myself to him, I could not see him for two or three months. It was you who made me feel truly in love, loved and cared for, and truly feel like a woman. I believe Fang Xiaoru may be the same, otherwise how could she be willing to fake marriage and give birth to a child for you. Your wife Gu Meifang went to great lengths to get pregnant and marry you. She just wanted to stay with you. Forget it, it will be considered a bargain for me in the future. I will not bother with them and get along with them in a friendly manner. Is my attitude okay?"

Xu Damao really felt like he was hallucinating. Was this tricky issue solved just like that?

Oh, no, we don’t know about He Lihua’s existence over there.

But it was halfway done, so it was worth celebrating. Xu Damao had become a flying general galloping on the battlefield again, and he made He Lihua exhausted again, unable to control herself, and begging for mercy again and again...!

He Lihua finally understood why Xu Damao had several sisters.

After Han Han Dan Dan fell asleep, Xu Damao arranged a meeting for Gu Meifang and Fang Xiaoru, which was actually a meeting for confession and leniency.

Xu Damao also started from the martial arts secret book. In short, he used truth and deception to reveal the existence of He Lihua.

"Xu Damao, you have accepted Yan Yikuan's love. I really admire you, old man. When did it happen?"

"It was probably when Yan Xiaosi was looking for money everywhere. I accidentally saved her and got into some trouble. I paid two gold bars to settle the matter. Later, He Lihua actually became the director of the Propaganda Department of our main factory and asked me to borrow money. Meifang knew about this. It was during the Spring Festival. I said I would lock her up at home. Meifang, do you still remember it?"

"Xiao Ru, that's true. Damao left early, go open the door for her."

This guy is tired. One lie needs a hundred lies to cover it up. If you get to the bottom of it, it will be exposed one day.

"Damn it, if I had known this would happen, why would I have gone through the trouble of summoning Zheng Yongjun?" Fang Xiaoru said with a hot temper.

"Xiao Ru, saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. You found Yongjun here, so he's lucky. I've already found a wife for him. She's the daughter of a high-ranking official. Even if she's divorced, she's still a high-ranking official."

"Xu Damao, you are making one thing after another." Lady Fang has a hot temper.

"Xiao Ru, I didn't plot against Yongjun. Yongjun is now learning a trade in the Joint Transportation Department. He can't possibly take the blame for you and me forever. I think the deputy section chief is suitable for Yongjun, so I'll give him a chance. Whether he succeeds or not is not up to me. However, I, Xu Damao, swear to heaven that I will never let you down. I also have the ability to protect you."