Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

"Then Mr. Homelander, can you explain what happened?" Parker pointed to his uncle beside him.

Parker's uncle, Uncle Parker for short, was actually confused as well, having come to this strange villa inexplicably.

Outside the villa there was a mosquito that looked like a beauty, two bears, and a dog bigger than an elephant.

This fantasy world must be extraordinary. I am just an ordinary person, and the only one who is connected to this world is probably my nephew.

That's right, Uncle Parker knows that his nephew has super powers, and he is the one who can say that with great power comes great responsibility.

He is definitely not stupid. Through some clues, Uncle Parker figured it out a few days after Parker became Spider-Man, but he kept the secret in his heart.

But no matter how powerful my nephew is, he is just a nephew, and I am his uncle!

Uncle Parker thought of this and stood up directly, "Sir, may I ask what conflict you have with my nephew?"

Li Youqian explained to Uncle Parker what happened outside, and told him about the curse that after becoming Spider-Man, Spider-Man's uncle would suffer a great disaster.

Li Youqian patted Parker on the shoulder and said, "I am doing this for your own good. Since you know my old nickname, you must also know my reputation as Taoist Priest Youqian.

I foresaw that your uncle would be robbed in the future, and I just played your uncle to help him get through the disaster."

Parker thought about it and nodded, "Thank you, Mr. Homelander."

"Call me Mr. Li. Of course, you can also call me Boss!" Li Youqian smiled.

Parker paused for a moment, "Mr. Li, you are not trying to take advantage of me, are you?"

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You just acknowledged me as your boss. You are such a scoundrel. None of you are loyal!"

Li Youqian's words sounded somewhat sad, but Parker's mouth twitched when he heard these words. What do you mean no one is loyal?

Is this kind of talk appropriate in this situation?

Parker's uncle on the side spoke directly to Parker.

"A man shouldn't break his promise. You actually said you should admit it. Besides, I think Mr. Li is a good person. You will need help when you become a superhero in the future."

Parker looked shocked, "Uncle, do you know?"

"Your uncle is not stupid!" Parker's uncle replied with a smile.

Li Youqian also added, "You owe me a big favor this time."

In the end, under the double verbal attack from Lee Youqian and Parker's Uncle Ben, Spider-Man confuses himself and recognizes a boss.

Parker always felt something was strange, but he did owe Li Youqian a favor, and as a veteran superhero, it was not impossible for him to be the big brother.

Li Youqian finally said something earnestly.

"I remember your idol is Iron Man. Next time I'll introduce you to him. He's also my little brother. From now on, just call him Second Brother!"

"Really? Great, great!" Parker's eyes were full of excitement.

Tony, who was staying in the sea view villa, inexplicably had a feeling that his great son was about to leave him.

∑(O_O;)

This feeling is so strange. Isn't Li Youqian the only one who is my rebellious son now? It feels weird.

Li Youqian grabbed Parker with one hand and his uncle with the other, and disappeared on the spot with a backflip.

In a small alley, Li Youqian waved goodbye to the two people and watched them go away. He felt the prompt sound of the special check-in achievement being completed in his ears.

I'm in a good mood, looking for some fun, ugh! The special punch-in task is completed, and A Guang in Li Youqian's mind is also in a good mood.

He stretched out his two short hands and cheered, "Host, work hard and complete a few more special tasks, then I can buy a system appearance for my goddess.

Then my goddess will accept my friend invitation again!"

"Go to hell! You dead licker!" Li Youqian directly pulled A Guang out and beat him up.

Li Youqian was speechless about his system. That goddess system really made A Guang's mouth water.

Poor A Guang was played around by others. Not only was he cheated, but he also affected Li Youqian.

You know, Li Youqian tortured him severely last time, but you know that A Guang used to have more than just the punch-in function.

It was a very complete system, unlike now, which is really a pity.

Find an opportunity to let A Guang see more cases of dog lickers, and let him look in the mirror more often.

Li Youqian estimated that it would take some time for him to develop his template to a certain level and be able to forcibly control the system.

......

The days that followed became a bit boring. Li Youqian had nothing to do all day, unless he formed a venomous duo with Spider-Man to cause physical and mental harm to criminals.

Just pretend to be Captain America, let yourself go, and speak with all your quality.

Captain America, who was framed by Li Youqian and became a foul-mouthed man with a mouth as sweet as honey, still doesn't know the real reason.

Of course, Li Youqian would never admit that he had done this. Just kidding, it was done by a passerby. What does it have to do with me, Li Youqian?

These days, Captain America Steve Rogers always feels that people around him look at him strangely.

As more and more people say that they like to swear, Captain America gradually suspects that he likes sleepwalking.

Or maybe it's a dual personality, and then let yourself go.

As time went by, Captain America became more and more annoyed. Even Black Egg heard about this matter.

I specially found time to go to Captain America Rogers' residence to dissuade him.

Captain America, who was already becoming increasingly irritated, finally exploded after listening to the chattering of the Black Egg Fury.

"That's enough. I really can't take it anymore. I'm speechless. I never thought that the boss who unblocked me would be a farm tool!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the scene fell into silence and both parties parted unhappily.

It was obvious that Captain America's defense was broken, and he seemed to have let himself go. Even Li Youqian, who was watching the show from a distance, was shocked.

I was just kidding myself, but it seems like I went a little too far. My ability to bewitch others is comparable to that of the Mind Gem!

In the original plot, it seemed that the Mind Gem only affected Team America once when it became like this.

As soon as Captain America said this, he actually felt a little regretful, but more of it was, he felt great!

Simple foul mouth, the ultimate enjoyment! As the saying goes, put aside personal qualities and enjoy the immoral life.

Captain America said he had figured it out! Besides, he couldn't blame himself for this, as he was active during World War II, when discrimination was very serious.

I learned some unpleasant words, but that was not my subjective intention. They just came out of my mouth. Captain America felt a little apologetic.

But regarding the previous unfounded rumors, Captain America decided that it would be better to let himself go and follow his heart in the future.

Li Youqian, who was using telekinesis to sense the person eating watermelons from a distance, was so anxious that he felt like he had been bitten by a mosquito on the sole of his foot.

He took a hammer on the spot and upgraded his mobile phone so that he could make videos based on his memory.

Li Youqian watched the video of Captain America letting himself go and prepared to collect it.

At the same time, I comforted myself in my heart that what I had done before was to help Captain America let go of himself, which was a good thing, a very good thing!

Besides, Li Youqian later decided not to become Captain America. It was just talk. Don’t let Captain America go as he pleases and turn him into a soldier boy. That would be a bit too much.

No one is injured now, eh, I think!

Red Egg Fury: "......"

Falcon shot by the New York Police Department: "......"