Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian was a little embarrassed. He clenched his fist and punched him on the head.

Seeing Parker's uncle fainting with stars on his head, Li Youqian finally breathed a sigh of relief. His template was still reliable.

After a backflip, he placed Uncle Parker in his own little world. Then his figure flashed, returned to the original place, and turned into Uncle Parker.

Li Youqian looked at himself with satisfaction and sat leisurely beside a car.

Li Youqian was pretending to be waiting there, holding a car key in his hand, um, a motorcycle key, and turning it in circles on his finger.

The noise behind him was getting louder and louder. Li Youqian stuffed the car keys into his pocket and turned around. As expected, he saw what happened.

A robber with a gun and a black plastic bag was rushing towards him.

He doesn't look like a Sandman? Is he just an ordinary robber?

Li Youqian didn't think too much about it. He watched the robber reaching into his pocket with a gun, probably trying to steal his motorcycle keys.

I guess he thought it was the car keys, hahaha, so funny!

The robber vaguely felt something was wrong and just glanced over there casually, thinking that the guy had just put the car keys in his pocket.

But I didn't see it clearly, maybe it was a motorcycle key? But these are not important, the important thing is that this guy is trying to snatch it from me.

Can you please respect your profession as a robber?

The robber's eyes became fierce and he raised his gun and pointed it at the middle-aged man in front of him.

"Hand over the car keys now, or you get in and drive for me. Yes! You get in and drive for me, quickly, or I'll blow your head off!"

"Yo, come on, hit me on the head!" Li Youqian grabbed the muzzle of the gun with one hand and pointed it directly at his head.

This action scared the kidnappers. Damn, they met a psychopath!

The kidnapper was speechless for a moment. Li Youqian grabbed the gun and said word by word:

"one."

"two."

"San, I gave you a chance, but you were useless!"

Li Youqian suddenly swung the gun to the side, confusing the robber.

No, am I the robber or are you the robber? How come your words sound more social than mine!

"I'm going to fight you, you damn lunatic!" The robber felt that he had met a lunatic who was not afraid of death. He was really unlucky.

Without further ado, he fired a shot, hitting Li Youqian.

Li Youqian pretended to be in pain, covering his abdomen, grabbing the robber's hand with one hand, and shouting loudly.

"Sarilang! Sarilang!"

I kept complaining in my mind, "Little Spider, why haven't you come yet?" I gave up.

The robber felt like his hand was about to be crushed and wailed in pain.

As a result, Li Youqian shouted even louder than himself.

The passers-by watching around always felt something strange when watching this scene.

The robber was in pain, but suddenly he seemed to react and reached into Li Youqian's pocket and took out a motorcycle key.

Robber: “…” Speechless and defenseless.

"No, where are your car keys?"

"The one next to it is not my car. I only have the key to the motorcycle." Li Youqian answered very sincerely.

After all, I was telling the truth. The car belonged to Uncle Parker, not me.

The robber was devastated. "It's not yours, why are you so desperate? Damn it!"

The robber felt as if he was dazzled. Li Youqian held his stomach for a long time, but why was there no blood?

After a closer look, the clothes are not damaged. Did he meet someone with super powers?

The robber subconsciously thought of this possibility, his legs went weak, and he was about to turn around and run.

A cry of pain and sorrow came from behind, "Uncle Ben, what's wrong with you?"

Immediately afterwards, an iron fist hit him hard on the head, knocking him unconscious.

The robber had only one sentence in his mind at the end, "I will never rob again! If I rob again, I will be a dog!"

The robber fell to the ground. Li Youqian covered his stomach and looked at Parker who ran over and started crying.

Park was extremely sad, and looked so miserable as he hugged Li Youqian.

Li Youqian comforted Parker and said, "It's not your fault. He just ran over from a black boxing scene.

You certainly can’t stop him if you’re not there!”

"Uncle Ben, I'm sorry!" Parker cried even more sadly. Although he felt his uncle's voice was weird today, Parker didn't care.

Li Youqian continued to comfort? "Even if you were in that place, you are just an ordinary person, you are also a robber, there is nothing I can do, I don't blame you, I really don't blame you!"

"Wuwuwu!!" At the beginning, everything was going smoothly for the Holland version of Spider-Man. When had he ever been stabbed like this?

She cried so miserably in an instant. Li Youqian felt a little embarrassed and suppressed the conscience in my heart.

Straight to the point, "Ahem, Holland, bah! Parker! I'm still worried about you before I die,

You are still too young and don’t understand the truth that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. I have introduced a boss for you. His name is Li Youqian. You must listen to him in the future!

This is my last wish, you have to agree to it! "

"Okay, I agree!" Parker was so emotional that he didn't notice the strangeness in Li Youqian's words.

Li Youqian came and patted Parker on the shoulder, “Then I feel relieved, little brother!”

"Ah?" Parker felt something was wrong. The next second, the uncle who was shot stood up and pulled him.

He did a backflip and disappeared on the spot, shocking the passers-by around him.

"They disappeared? Super powers? Oh my god!"

"Damn it, I was so busy eating the melon that I forgot to record the video!"

"There should be surveillance cameras around, right?"

Unfortunately, there wasn't. Li Youqian's telekinesis had already checked the surroundings.

Although his face had been exposed long ago, he still had to consider Spider-Man.

After a while, several police cars finally arrived. They looked at the scene and the robber who was sleeping like a baby, and fell into deep thought.

.......

Parker was crying when he suddenly found that his surroundings had changed. He was in a villa?

And there are two uncles in front of you?

The scheming frog keeps touching your belly! There is only one truth!

Peter Parker used his smart brain, pointed at the guy standing next to him who had just done a backflip, and shouted.

“You’re the bicycle king!”

Li Youqian’s smile was stiff. Damn bicycle king, Li Youqian’s figure returned to its original state and he said speechlessly.

"You can't stand this nickname, right? I don't ride a bicycle anymore, I ride a scooter instead!"

"Then~the motorcycle king?" Although Parker didn't know what Li Youqian did, he vaguely felt that Li Youqian was a good person.

Well, maybe! Maybe he is a good person!

"Then you might as well call me my motherland or my ancestors. I like these two names!"

Li Youqian replied speechlessly, "The speaker may not mean it, but the listener may take it seriously."

Parker decided that from now on he would call the guy in front of him "Fatherlander".

As for the ancestors? Forget it. Spider-Man said he could still understand what the ancestors meant.