Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva felt something was very wrong, after 500 years of suppression, Sun Wukong not only did not become weaker, but seemed to have become stronger.

I can't quite figure out the strength of this monkey!

However, there are too many outrageous things in Journey to the West, and Sun Wukong was born with extraordinary background and great luck.

Maybe he could really practice successfully under the suppression of the Five Finger Mountain.

In order to prevent any further accidents, Guanyin hurriedly took Tang Seng and secretly plotted something while the mortals who were watching the fun were looking around around Sun Wukong.

After a while, Sun Wukong used the art of transformation to become a mosquito, got rid of the mortals who were watching the fun, and went to look for Tang Monk.

Guanyin is no longer there, and Tang Seng has a golden flower hat in his hand.

Sun Wukong understood immediately that this was to put a tight hoop on himself, but he didn't want to wear this thing!

Tang Seng was a little embarrassed. Holding the golden flower hat, he said sheepishly: "Sun Wukong, since you are my disciple from now on, I will call you Wukong!

You become my apprentice today, this is a greeting gift, I heard you like hats very much, try them on and see if they fit you!"

"Oh, it's really beautiful!" Sun Wukong held the hat, rolled his eyes, and then looked at Tang Seng and turned his head away with some shame.

He quietly ran behind him and put the golden flower hat on Tang Seng's head!

Tang Monk: ??? This is different from what Guanyin Bodhisattva said!

Guanyin: ????

Sun Wukong: Are you stupid? In these 500 years, I have studied all the difficulties and difficulties of Journey to the West and almost exhausted all the plots!

Li Youqian silently took out his mobile phone and recorded this moment. This inverted Tiangang scene is worth collecting!

Then Tang Seng slowly took off his golden flower hat, and the golden tight hoop on his head was particularly conspicuous.

Guanyin: I am devastated, really devastated. Why don’t things go according to the rules?

"No, Goku! This is for you. Why are you wearing it for me?"

Tang Seng, who was a little at a loss, quickly took off the tight hoop. Guanyin also silently cast a spell in the sky to help him take off the tight hoop.

In response to Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong simply said two words, "No!"

Then he turned around and his golden chain mail armor appeared, with a phoenix-wing purple gold crown on his head!

“Mine is more handsome!”

This sentence left Tang Seng speechless. He looked at the tight hoop on his hands and the phoenix-wing purple gold crown on Sun Wukong's head.

Indeed, he is not as handsome as others. Tang Seng held it in for a while before he uttered a word.

"This thing seems to be made of gold, it should be quite valuable!"

This sentence made Sun Wukong confused, "Why don't you sell this golden hoop and make some money!"

"Yes, the price of gold is rising now!" Tang Seng was excited, after the Industrial Revolution.

Even though the Tang Dynasty had issued paper money, gold was still very valuable and was even appreciating in value. Such a heavy gold hoop would be worth a lot of small coins!

Guanyin: No, what are you agreeing with! Asshole, this is a treasure.

For the Journey to the West, the Buddha only gave three in total, and he pocketed two for himself.

You actually thought this was ordinary gold and wanted to sell it for money!

Fortunately, Tang Seng still had some sense, "What nonsense are you talking about, you naughty monkey!

This is a meeting gift for you!"

"Okay, okay, I'll keep it. I have too many hats. I'll take him with me when I think of it!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, took the tight hoop and put it directly into his sleeve.

After 500 years of practice, it is quite simple to create a small space in your sleeve and put some things in it.

Although it is not as good as the magical power of "The World in the Sleeve", it is normal, after all, everyone has his or her specialties!

As Sun Wukong took away the tight hoop, Tang Seng was speechless.

He also knew that this tight hoop was definitely not a good thing for Sun Wukong, as it could not force him to be obedient.

So when I tricked him into wearing it, it was a little awkward, but it turned out that Sun Wukong had no moral principles and just wore it on his head.

He actually put it away directly. I couldn't just tell the truth and say that after you wear this tight headband, you will work like a slave for me!

What era is this? The Sui Dynasty had long since fallen. Forcibly controlling personal freedom was illegal in the Tang Dynasty.

It’s not like what the master said in the past is right. That’s all feudal dregs.

Tang Seng opened his mouth but said nothing. He could only silently take Sun Wukong into the off-road vehicle and drive west.

Guanyin in the sky quickly flew to Lingshan. Bajie and Sha Seng all knew some inside information.

They are also relatively honest people, so there won't be any problems if they embezzle the tight rings given to them.

But the same cannot be said for Sun Wukong. Although he is a poor monkey who has been controlled by others all his life, he is indeed unruly and will not cause any trouble without the tight hoop.

This matter must be reported to the Buddha!

Sun Wukong in the off-road vehicle below smiled. The annoying Guanyin finally left. A day in heaven is like a year on earth. It was a good opportunity to do something.

At this moment, the SUV suddenly stopped and Tang Seng fiddled with the trunk of the SUV for a while.

Then he handed Sun Wukong a bucket of braised beef instant noodles, which was in a bucket and had hot water already added to it.

Sun Wukong was a little surprised. "No, aren't you a monk? Why are you eating braised beef? Shouldn't you be eating pickled cabbage?"

"Oh, except for the old-style pickled cabbage, all other flavors are available. There was a news report before that the pickled cabbage in the old-style pickled cabbage was stepped on by people, so how can it be eaten!

As for the braised beef, don’t worry about the details. The beef in instant noodles is not real meat! It’s all about technology and hard work! ”

Tang Seng's answer made a lot of sense. Sun Wukong thought about it carefully and saw nothing wrong with it, so he just took it.

Because of the mysterious Li Youqian, the changes in the mortal world are also unusually great, all thanks to him.

It seems that I won’t need to go out to beg for food for Tang Monk in the short term!

After eating, while Tang Seng was not paying attention, a monkey hair fell off, and then it turned into the appearance of Sun Wukong and flew into the sky.

When he was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain before, he received complaints from the Five Directions Jie Di in the sky, and was also punished by Guanyin.

He heard it clearly, and he thought that the five guys must be very angry.

Hehe, let’s see if we can win over one or two of them. These five guys are pretty miserable.

After guarding the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years, he had to follow the pilgrim again, hiding his figure and following him all the way.

He is still paid to work, and his life is so miserable, but he has no intention of changing jobs. Sun Wukong doesn't believe it.

As for the Four Guardians who were also responsible for the journey to the West and who hid their bodies and followed the team, they were people from Heaven.

We also need to communicate and get in touch with the Heavenly Court!

Tang Seng was eating instant noodles while blocking his mouth.

"By the way, are your parents still alive?"

"Hahaha, I don't know who my parents are!" Sun Wukong answered while eating instant noodles.

"How can a person be without parents?"

"I'm a monkey!"

"A monkey wouldn't be without parents! A monkey father and a monkey mother?"

"Uh....., I jumped out of a stone!"

"How can a monkey jump out of a stone?"

"Oh, forget it, I didn't jump out from a crack in the rock!"

"Then why did you just say that you jumped out from a crack in the rock?"

Sun Wukong: ........, be patient, be patient, a little impatience will ruin a great plan!

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