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Guanyin was anxious, but fortunately she was worried and prepared to follow and guide the whole process, otherwise Tang Seng would have gone too far.

A day in heaven is a year on earth. By the time you find out, Tang Seng might have gone to some weird place!

He immediately rode a cloud to the earth and made a brilliant appearance. He did not even bother to answer riddles and directly told Tang Seng that the monkey pinned under the Five Finger Mountain was his eldest disciple.

As long as we help him out of trouble, the monkey will protect him and help him obtain the true scriptures!

Tang Seng looked at the Guanyin in the sky and felt in his heart, hasn’t the Bodhisattva Guanyin, who saves people from suffering, appeared too many times?

We just saw each other this morning, and just half a day later, I saw him again.

This Guanyin Bodhisattva wouldn't be watching and following me in an unknown corner all the time, that would be a bit perverted.

"It's okay, I brought an AK, a rocket launcher, and grenades. Of course, I won't kill.

However, I also have a life information positioning system.

As the emperor's younger brother, if something happens to me, it will be a slap in the face of the Tang Dynasty. Once the life information stops, you can directly launch a nuclear bomb attack based on my location!

Any monster with a bit of brains wouldn't kill me!"

What Tang Seng said made Guanyin confused. She knew that nuclear bombs were important weapons of the Tang Dynasty.

In order to expand the territory, nuclear bombs were often dropped on the territories of some big monsters.

And once thrown, it will last for a whole day, the destructive power is indeed extraordinary!

Guanyin's mouth twitched, "Ahem, that monkey's name is Sun Wukong, he is extremely powerful, and he is also the destined person to obtain the scriptures. We still need his help in the journey to the West!"

Now that things have come to this, Tang Seng doesn't know what to say.

As a monk who has received compulsory education, and even a monk with a high level of education.

In fact, he was speechless about some things in the journey to the West. He just wanted people in the world to escape from suffering and live a happy life.

Shouldn't it be to develop productivity? As a religion, it is to meet people's spiritual needs.

He had complicated thoughts on whether real gold could save people from suffering.

If you want to become a formal monk in their temple, you must have a bachelor's degree. The more you learn, the more you think.

It felt like Guanyin’s intention was too obvious for her to insist on letting me go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures in person.

If you really want to save the world, why don't you just pass the scriptures to the Tang Dynasty in the East instead of sending people to ask for it!

What an obvious marketing strategy!

However, she is a Bodhisattva, and the entire Buddhist influence is very powerful. If she insists on doing this, there is nothing we can do.

Moreover, I have gone to the West to seek the true scriptures and gained a layer of gilded gold. When I come back, the benefits will be great.

Now let’s listen to the words of Guanyin Bodhisattva and complete the mission of obtaining the scriptures.

Tang Seng agreed reluctantly and drove the SUV towards the Five Finger Mountain. He then got out of the car and saw the crushed Sun Wukong.

He couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. He seemed to have some impression of this monkey. Isn't this the most famous check-in spot in the Five Finger Mountain on the border?

Can this monkey protect me on my journey to obtain the scriptures?

"Are you Sun Wukong, my destined disciple?"

"Yes, yes. Climb to the top of the mountain. There is a post on it. Just uncover it!"

Sun Wukong patiently persuaded Tang Seng, and when he looked up at the high Five Finger Mountain, he instantly no longer wanted to be his disciple.

But then I thought about Guanyin Bodhisattva and decided to just climb!

When Tang Seng finally climbed to the top of the mountain, he saw the note with "Mani Padme Hum" written on it and fell silent.

Because under the post, there was a line of small words written: Tear up your whole family!

What a vicious curse!

I was ready to turn around and leave in an instant. No more tearing it, no more tearing it. This would kill me, and the consequences would be too serious!

Guanyin, who had just flown upwards, stopped again when she saw the scene on the Five Finger Mountain, then hurriedly flew down.

At the same time, I kept complaining in my heart, who wrote that line of small words on the post?

Why didn't I notice this before? Asshole!

Li Youqian: I wrote it, my power of thinking is guaranteed to be hidden!

Guanyin makes another brilliant appearance!

Tang Seng: It's confirmed, this Guanyin is definitely a stalker and a voyeur. I just saw her flying away, and when I didn't want to do anything else, she came running back.

Guanyin did not notice Tang Seng's shocked and slightly shy expression, and chose to get straight to the point.

"Why didn't Tang Seng tear up the letter but turned around and left?"

"Isn't this obvious?" Tang Seng pointed at the vicious curse on the post.

This sentence left Guanyin speechless. She pulled out the willow branch from the jade bottle and waved it gently.

The magic power surged, wanting to directly erase the curse on the post. To be honest, that thing didn't have any curse at all.

Just a disgusting feeling!

I waved it once, but it didn’t disappear. I waved it the second time, but it still didn’t disappear!

Guanyin: ....., which powerful being is so bored?

But the most urgent task was to let Tang Seng tear up this post. Guanyin was a little anxious and kept complaining in her heart.

Anyway, you are an orphan, so why are you afraid of the curse of killing your whole family?

Li Youqian chuckled, understood Guanyin's thoughts, and with a flick of his finger, influenced Guanyin through the small world.

She spoke directly from her heart!

For a moment, the atmosphere between Guanyin and Tang Seng was a little awkward.

"Even if I'm an orphan, I have a home all by myself, and I don't want to die!"

Tang Seng made a sharp complaint about this!

Guanyin has lived for so many years and knows that someone must have influenced her when she blurted out her true feelings.

He immediately became alert and said, "Those words don't have the power of a curse, they are just simply disgusting words!

Go tear up this post, this Sun Wukong is very important, after the journey to the west is completed, the merits will be complete, and you can become a Buddha!"

Guanyin directly revealed the reward after the task was accomplished, and Tang Seng's face changed instantly.

"Feudal superstition is not to be trusted, it's just a curse. If you have the ability, please help me find my biological parents and become a rich second generation!

Otherwise I don’t believe this curse is real!”

Then Tang Seng followed without saying a word, strode over, climbed up, and tore the post off with a pull.

Li Youqian: Why is Tang Seng eating and taking things at the same time?

Afterwards, Guanyin took Tang Seng directly down the mountain. They climbed for several hours and then went down the mountain in a flash.

Then Guanyin showed up and reminded everyone that the monkey pressed down by the Five Fingers Mountain would break free from it soon.

When the mountain collapses, let everyone in the scenic area leave quickly to avoid being injured by mistake!

After the mortal Tang Monk had walked away, Sun Wukong's eyes became firm and he came out directly.

The Five Finger Mountain didn’t move at all!

He shouted to Tang Seng and Guanyin who were a mile away, "Why did you run so far?

Wuzhi Mountain is a scenic spot, I can just come out directly, how can I destroy the scenic spot?"

The mortals around Guanyin started looking at her strangely, and Guanyin felt a little embarrassed.

Sun Wukong definitely did this on purpose. He just asked these mortals to stay away and he didn't say anything.

Then he came out directly, looking refreshed. What was the point of me being just a mortal?

I guess I lied about the situation, how embarrassing!

No, although there are no posts, this Five Finger Mountain is also unusual.

How did this monkey manage to break free from the suppressing force and drill out so easily?

Something is wrong. Nineteen points out of ten are wrong!

Sun Wukong: Humph, I have been settling down for 500 years. Not only have I re-consolidated my foundation, I have also taken a crucial step to achieve the quasi-sage realm. At this time, the Monkey King Sun Wukong is hiding his cultivation!

You have to know, how long did it take for Sun Wukong to go from having no idea what cultivation was to returning from learning from Patriarch Bodhi and being able to cause havoc in the Dragon Palace and the Peach Banquet?

Even if it's for acting, his level can't be too bad, at least he has to be acceptable in terms of appearance.

From this we can see that Sun Wukong's talent for cultivation is simply outrageous!