Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian poked her newly healed wound, and the Mosquito Girl immediately came back to her senses and screamed in pain.

Li Youqian patted his chest and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I thought you were stupid. Now you can tell me the location of the headquarters of the House of Evolution."

The Mosquito Girl looked at her wound that had just healed. It was obvious that it had not yet fully healed and her skin was rather pink and tender. As a result, she was poked by Li Youqian.

The pain was definitely no worse than pouring salt on a wound. I instantly felt that this guy was not a human, he was a real dog!

"I can tell you, but you have to let me go after you know the location and give me enough blood. There is no time limit."

Li Youqian nodded and swore sincerely, "If I lie to you, I, Saitama, will be hit by a car when I go out, or step on dog shit when I walk. It will be as miserable as it can be!"

Saitama, who was chatting with Genos at the side, suddenly had a distorted expression. No, I'm next to him!

Don’t you do this kind of thing behind people’s backs nowadays?

Seeing that Li Youqian had sworn, the Mosquito Girl was very satisfied and directly told Li Youqian the location of the Evolution House.

After Li Youqian knew the location, he casually pushed the Mosquito Girl to the back and stuffed her into his own space.

He turned around and ran towards Saitama. At this time, Genos, with only half of his body left, was loudly expressing his determination to take Saitama as his master.

Li Youqian looked at Saitama, whose face had the three big words "afraid of trouble" written on it.

Li Youqian rolled his eyes, leaned close to Genos' ear and whispered something in a low voice.

Genos had an expression as if he had suddenly realized something. He immediately said goodbye to the two of them, then turned around and started crawling on the ground using one arm.

People who don’t know, watching this scene, would think that Li Youqian and Saitama were the villains just now.

Genos may have thought that crawling was too slow, so he jumped up with one hand, and then brutally found a few of his broken bodies to condense.

After some repairs, he actually put it back together, then, with his lower body made of steel skeleton, he waved to the two of them and left.

Li Youqian and Saitama: ".......?"

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In fact, we can help you pick up the parts near you so you don’t have to jump to get them with one hand.

......

"Four years ago, when I was 15 years old, I was a human being. In such a chaotic world, my family and I lived a peaceful and happy life. But one day, an evil rampaging robot appeared. to my town,

It destroyed everything about me, but I miraculously survived. My savior, Dr. Kusno, saved me. You transformed me and gave me strength. "

At Saitama's house, Genos was telling his story endlessly.

"So that's it," Saitama mused.

"Over the years, I have been pursuing the whereabouts of evil robots and eliminated many evil weirdos and evil organizations. However, I have never obtained the whereabouts of evil robots, which makes me more and more impatient.

Until I met the mosquito weirdo before, I started a head-on battle without doing any data analysis. The two gentlemen also knew what happened next, and I was saved by others. I felt that my responsibility was even greater! And I want to make myself stronger! "

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't talk to yourself so much!" Saitama looked at Genos' small mouth and said a long string of words.

I feel like my head is going to explode.

"Saitama, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you have no sympathy at all! People are suffering so miserably, and you don't even let them speak!" Li Youqian looked at Saitama and shook his head.

Saitama ∑ (O_O;)

"Who is it? Last time I was a little more talkative and just said I came from Dunhuang, there are so many murals!"

Li Youqian had an innocent expression on his face, "Who said that? I'm a hen!"

Saitama was already used to Li Youqian's shamelessness, so he just rolled his eyes and said nothing.

He turned to Genos and said: "Genos! The main reason is that I think teaching an apprentice is too troublesome!"

Genos calmly presented a gift. Saitama looked at the stack of money and swallowed.

"Genos, do you think I am that kind of person?"

Genos silently took out another stack of money and said righteously, "From now on, teacher, I will take care of all the housework and cooking. My greatest wish is to have you as my teacher."

Saitama felt emotional in his heart, he was definitely not moved by the money, it was just that the child's life experience was too pitiful and he just couldn't bear to see it.

Saitama accepted the money somewhat embarrassedly, and also accepted him as a disciple.

Saitama lamented that he and Li Youqian had known each other for such a long time, but because of his noble character, he was not assimilated by Li Youqian.

My brother’s moral character is still too high!

（╮( ??w?? )╭Li Youqian, “No, no, no, the fact that you can think like this means that you have been assimilated by me.”）

When Genos saw Saitama accepting him as his apprentice, he instantly became excited, and his mouth was like a little cannon, chattering something.

"Teacher Saitama, I have a reason to become stronger. Four years ago..."

Saitama looked at Genos who kept talking and felt a little regretful for accepting this apprentice.

Sure enough, being a teacher is very troublesome! It's a pity that he gave too much.

At this time, Li Youqian did not care about the activities of the master and disciple to deepen their relationship.

At this moment, Li Youqian was silently chanting in his heart, "Three Pure Ones! Buddha! Jesus! God!"

Bless me! Don't let me produce so much garbage tissue!

Let’s try out the waters with ten consecutive draws first!

Li Youqian directly used the ten card drawing opportunities he had accumulated during this period.

[Height-increasing medicine: No matter how tall you are, you will become 1.6 meters tall after taking this medicine.

(The dwarves said that this medicine is really effective!)]

[Eliminate an item from the check-in reward]

【Pull out paper】【Pull out paper】.....

Li Youqian: "......?" What the hell is that height-increasing drug? I'm only 1.6 meters tall, how can it increase my height?

Wait, Li Youqian found something useful among these ten pieces of trash.

Eliminate one of the items in the punch-in reward, if I'm not mistaken.

Li Youqian instantly became nervous and used one of the items in the punch-in reward and set it to draw paper.

Li Youqian casually took out a tissue from the space. If the tissues he had drawn before were all there,

In other words, it means that the paper towel is eliminated from the check-in reward pool.

Hahahaha, this abominable thing finally disappeared. Without this evil tissue paper, I don’t believe that I can’t draw good things.

I'll just go all in!

[Super Strength: Gain powerful strength, with the strongest strength reaching 100 tons. ]

[Super Speed: Get extremely fast speed, the fastest reaching supersonic speed. ]

[Transfiguration: Can transform into someone else's appearance, Lao Liu's best skill.]

[Super Healing: Gain super healing ability, which may not be useful to you. (A Guang’s complaint!)]

【Roll of paper】【Roll of paper】【Roll of paper】......

Li Youqian: “......?” From tissue paper to toilet paper, what’s the difference?

This system is screwing me!

What the hell is super healing? Okay, okay, you, A Guang, always come up with new tricks for me, thank you so much!

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All the punch-in opportunities that he had saved up until now had been used up. Li Youqian struggled for a while, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and strengthened his telekinesis skills.

[Telekinesis +1: Can sense information within a radius of miles, and control objects up to tons.]

It worked in one go, God really helped me!

Li Youqian now feels that he is incredibly strong.

Now, male users please call me Li Aotian! Female users please call me Niu Hulu Li Youqian!

Genos, who was standing aside, looked at the dizzy Li Youqian, then turned to look at his master.

Saitama was used to it and even comforted Genos: "It's okay, you'll get used to it, he's always like this!"