Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Such naughty words directly attracted the attention of Mosquito Girl and Genos, who had been beaten half-paralyzed by Mosquito Girl.

Mosquito Girl threw Genos to the ground like a piece of trash, "You two little cuties, your tastes are quite unique!

Since you think my legs are ugly, please donate your blood to help me evolve again. Maybe they will become more and more beautiful!"

The Mosquito Girl flew towards the two people on the roof with a wicked smile, her eyes full of coldness. She actually said that my legs are ugly. I really don’t know how to live or die.

Li Youqian looked at Saitama beside him and said, "She is so yandere when she says this.

As the saying goes, a yandere liking someone else is a story, but a yandere liking herself is an accident. Alas, he is too handsome, there is nothing I can do. "

Saitama felt that Li Youqian's shamelessness was simply god-level.

Saitama's face twitched and he threw a punch, ready to blow the mosquito to pieces.

Li Youqian seemed to be a prophet who could predict the future. He said anxiously, "Beat him half-crippled, don't kill him. I have something to ask!"

"Oh!"

Saitama's punch moved a little downwards, and the next second, the Mosquito Girl's lower body was directly blown up by the punch.

The blood splattered all over Li Youqian's face. The Mosquito Girl seemed to want to say something, but her upper body fell to the ground with a plop. At this moment, she was struggling desperately.

As luck would have it, the upper body of Mosquito Girl fell right next to Genos, who had only half of his body left.

The scene was extremely bloody!

Li Youqian wiped the blood off his face and said, "No, this is half-crippled? You almost beat him to death!"

"Just tell me if she is half disabled?"

Li Youqian, "........"

Li Youqian flew directly to the side of the two half-crippled guys and poked the half-dead mosquito girl. She was worthy of being a mosquito monster, her vitality was very tenacious.

Genos next to him is fine. He is missing his lower body, so it’s just a matter of time. It’s all mechanical modification anyway, so he can just go back and reinstall a lower body.

At this moment, Genos was looking at Saitama with shocked eyes. He was indeed a low-key master.

Every bag on the bald head seemed to have a special meaning.

Saitama felt strange under Genos' fiery gaze and subconsciously stepped back.

Genos shouted at this time: "Boss, be my teacher!"

Saitama: ".......?"

Li Youqian doesn't care about Saitama and Genos. It seems that the situation will be the same as the original plot, and they will develop into a master and apprentice relationship later.

It's pretty good. Saitama is not a good cook, so with a Genos-brand nanny, he can also have a few good meals.

Li Youqian poked the mosquito girl, "Are you still alive? If you are unconscious, I will directly destroy you humanely!"

The Mosquito Girl used all her strength to make a sound, "I'm still alive, give me blood, give me blood, I can recover!"

Li Youqian shook his head, "I'm not a villain, where would I get the blood to give you?"

The mosquito girl jumped up suddenly, wanting to kill the man in front of her and suck his blood.

Unfortunately, the next second, the Mosquito Girl was nailed in the air, motionless.

Li Youqian directly used his telekinesis to nail it in the air, although his telekinesis was a bit limited to dealing with a ghost-level monster in its prime.

But dealing with a disabled person is quite easy.

The mosquito girl struggled desperately, but found that she couldn't move at all. She immediately changed her attitude, "Brother, as long as you save her, I will wear whatever you want me to wear!"

"Fairy, don't ruin my moral integrity!" Li Youqian said that no matter how beautiful you are, now only the upper body is left, and this trick will not work.

The mosquito girl struggled and shouted: "Please let me go, please let me go!"

Li Youqian subconsciously said: "I am a hero, not a horse-slayer, why do I always let you go?"

Mosquito Girl: "......"

"Tell me where the headquarters of the House of Evolution is? Then I'll let you suck my blood."

When the Mosquito Girl heard the word "House of Evolution", she trembled subconsciously, as if she thought of some terrible experience.

After a while, he gritted his teeth and said: "I can tell you, but you have to give me blood first, at least to heal my wound.

Otherwise I wouldn't have told you, I'm dying anyway!"

The mosquito girl looked at the hateful bald man, who was the one who punched her lower body to pieces.

At this time, the Mosquito Girl's breath was getting weaker and weaker, as if she was going to die in the next second.

At this time, the Mosquito Girl hopes that the location of the headquarters of the House of Evolution is very important to the man in front of her, so that she can survive.

Maybe he could turn against his bald friend.

After all, there was only blood around from the bald guy. Could it be that this guy was going to use his own blood?

"How much do you want?" Li Youqian was a little conflicted. Although he would not die, it would hurt a lot when he was stabbed.

The mosquito girl smiled strangely, "It will take at least one person's blood to heal my wound. If I want to grow a lower body, I will need even more blood.

Look, isn't that bald guy next to you a human? Kill him and I'll tell you the location of the House of Evolution!"

The Mosquito Girl felt that she had made the right bet. The location of the House of Evolution headquarters was indeed very important to this man.

Li Youqian took out a fruit knife and gently pricked his finger.

"Give me, give me, give me, I am speechless. There is actually a bloody disaster today!"

The Mosquito Girl was a little confused and asked, "Why did you make such a small cut?"

The wound is almost healed before the blood even comes out, okay.

The next second, green blood spurted out of Li Youqian's fingers like a fountain.

The amount of blood sprayed was the same as that of a high-pressure water gun!

Wait, green blood?

Mosquito Girl said that she had been drinking blood since she was little, and this was the first time she had seen green blood.

"Are you sure this is blood? Can you drink it?"

Li Youqian raised his eyebrows, "You don't like green? I didn't spray it on your head. Whatever, what color do you like? You can pick it yourself."

As soon as he finished speaking, the green fountain on Li Youqian's finger began to become colorful, black, blue, but no red.

Mosquito Girl was a little confused. What was going on? Wouldn't drinking this kind of blood kill me? Wouldn't it be poisonous? And wasn't the amount of blood sprayed this far outrageous?

Is there a blood bank in your body?

The mosquito girl felt that her body was getting weaker and weaker. Under the threat of death, she didn't care anymore.

"I drink, I drink!"

Li Youqian pushed the green fountain directly into the Mosquito Girl's mouth. After a few seconds, the Mosquito Girl's condition improved a lot.

Granulation tissue began to grow on her wound and the wound gradually healed. Although her lower body did not grow back, it was obvious that her life was saved.

Seeing this, Li Youqian simply shook his hands and the green fountain disappeared instantly.

The Mosquito Girl seemed to be still unsatisfied. Unexpectedly, although the color of the blood was a bit strange, it tasted unexpectedly good.

The green blood makes one feel like running freely in the forest under the sunset.

That was my childhood with no regrets!

Li Youqian looked at the dazed Mosquito Girl and felt a little guilty. Damn, she wouldn’t drink my blood. Did she become stupid after drinking it?

Even though my blood isn't red, it looks the same except for the color.