Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Thinking of this, Li Youqian looked at the gun in his hand, touched his stomach, and felt a little hungry!

It’s a good time to experiment!

Li Youqian concentrated and thought to himself, "You are a chicken leg, you are a chicken leg, you are a chicken leg!"

The next second, there was a snap! A puff of smoke dissipated, and the pistol in his hand turned into a chicken leg.

"Oh my god! It's really possible! It's totally invincible, okay!" Li Youqian looked at the chicken leg in his hand and bit it excitedly.

As a result, Li Youqian slowly took the chicken leg out of his mouth, opened his mouth, and his teeth cracked like bricks.

Although it returned to its original state the next second, Li Youqian still felt the toothache!

“It hurts! It hurts so much!!!”

Li Youqian watched as the chicken leg in his hand turned into a pistol again. It seemed that his ability was sometimes effective and sometimes not! He needed to study it more.

Although this incredible ability was not very effective, Li Youqian was still quite excited.

Since he is already immortal, what is there to be afraid of? Li Youqian held his head high and walked out of the alley with a calm step, watching the sky getting darker and darker.

Li Youqian fell into deep thought. Should he find a place to live first?

Li Youqian walked towards the place with bright lights and night life in the distance. This side should be relatively remote, but it was different over there, which looked very prosperous.

Li Youqian strolled to a very busy commercial district, looked at the foreigners around him, and touched his chin.

I subconsciously complained: "Why are there so many foreigners here? Why do foreigners look so hairy up close?

Not even one ten-thousandth as handsome as me!"

"Hey! You're a foreigner here!" The foreigner who just passed by Li Youqian stopped in displeasure, "And my mom said I'm very handsome, the most handsome!"

Li Youqian covered his mouth. Damn! I almost forgot that now when I speak, no matter what language I speak, the other party can understand me!

Awkward plus one!

Li Youqian pretended nothing happened for the next second, whistling, his eyes drifting away, and then as if he suddenly realized something, he looked at the foreign man.

"I don't understand, the front wheels won't turn, the back wheels won't turn, smecta!"

The foreign man turned around and left, very unhappy with Li Youqian's act of pretending to be stupid.

Li Youqian subconsciously wiped the cold sweat from his head, and then covered his heart that was about to jump out. This is not an adjective, it is a declarative sentence.

This is really about to jump out!

It's outrageous! Li Youqian tried his best to suppress his heart that was about to jump out of his chest, and said with emotion: "Fortunately, I was smart and didn't bring shame to my motherland. I just deducted a lot of points from the little stick!"

Jie Jie Jie Jie!

......

Li Youqian strolled aimlessly around the business district, bought some hamburgers and some snacks, and spent half of the money from the black guy.

Li Youqian discovered that his body had another advantage: he could never feel full no matter how much he ate. If he ate too much, his stomach would become bigger, but it would return to its original shape after a while.

Li Youqian is very satisfied with Luffy's physique. I'm going to eat eat eat!

While eating, he sighed, "What kind of a hell of a world is this! How come there are still no clues?"

Li Youqian wandered around for a long time and came back. He had just stepped into the starting point of this business district, stretched, and looked up.

On a big screen in a shopping mall, a man who deserved a beating appeared in front of Li Youqian.

"Tony Stark, CEO of Stark Industries, has been awarded..."

Li Youqian felt like his head was itching, as if it was growing a brain. "Robert Downey Jr., Tony Stark, this is an easy question! This is the Marvel world!"

If I came to the Marvel world, shouldn't there be a bald boss in this world who would know?

After all, this guy watches the timeline every day, just like an old pervert.

What Li Youqian didn't know was that at this moment, Ancient One, the Supreme Sorcerer of Kamar-Taj in the Himalayas, was frowning deeply.

The "Eye of Agamotto" hanging on her chest was emitting a faint green light.

Gu Yi looked at the timeline that suddenly changed and fell into deep thought.

The original timeline was complex and diverse, but Ancient One had roughly read it all and had seen all kinds of strange things.

But what’s up with this weird guy in these timelines that suddenly appeared?

Watching Li Youqian in the timeline being cut into five or six pieces, then suddenly becoming five little Li Youqians, and then suddenly returning to their original state.

Also, if I go to capture Li Youqian and offend this guy, I can't kill him but seal him.

Then one day he suddenly broke through the seal, and watched Li Youqian's outrageous ability to cut through mountains as he encountered them, and his outrageous persistence in beating him up.

Especially Li Youqian, he took a rope and threw it casually, and the rope was tied to a tree on another continent.

Then Li Youqian pulled it like this, and the two continents overlapped. This scene made Gu Yi sweat profusely.

This isn't magic! It isn't science either!

Forget it! Let him be, whatever he wants, I'm done. Gu Yi thought that as long as he didn't anger Li Youqian, Li Youqian wasn't a bad guy.

He decided to ignore this weird guy. Gu Yi felt that if he continued watching, his mind would collapse.

What’s the difference between this and the Taoists who saw that milk can kill ghosts?

Gu Yi closed his eyes at this time, and felt that he needed to consolidate his three views.

......

Li Youqian, who made Gu Yi's heart break, looked at his newly bought mobile phone and saw that it had just passed midnight. He couldn't wait to punch in.

With a jingle!

Li Youqian suddenly had a Taoist robe in his hand. Through the information conveyed by A Guang, Li Youqian understood the function of this Taoist robe.

[The Taoist robe that knows fortune and misfortune: can see a person's recent good and bad luck.

It can also tell users how to resolve bad luck. 】

Li Youqian was confused. What use was this thing to him? Was it just to make money by pretending to be a charlatan?

Li Youqian thought about it and felt that it was an okay option. After all, his income from working as a gang member was not very stable, so doing a part-time job would not be a bad idea.

As for my original skill of writing novels? Hey, if I wasn't starving to death, who would write novels?

There are 100 authors, 90 of them are failures. I won’t say more because it will only make me cry!

Li Youqian found a public restroom, changed into a Taoist robe, and strode out of the business district. He had to find a park.

After all, shouldn't jobs like being a charlatan be found in parks?

Anyway, this is the case in China, so it should be similar abroad, right?

Li Youqian thought so and opened the mobile phone he bought with half of Xiao Hei's remaining money to look at the map.

That’s right, Li Youqian is now penniless and really wants to get some money, but there is no way, since he found that no matter how much he eats, he will not feel full or bloated, and he will digest it after a while.

Li Youqian just ate and ate a lot and bought a mobile phone. Now he is broke.

Moreover, he bought this phone from the same black man selling things on the street. Looking at this brand new phone and the low price, Li Youqian made an impulse purchase.

As for why it is so cheap, so new, and claimed to be authentic, nature knows it all. Just buy it for free in America.

Li Youqian strolled for a while and now he is hungry again. Well, actually he is greedy!

What's the point of eating if people can't eat? Li Youqian just wandered around and asked some passers-by, and he also understood the current time.

No major Marvel events have started yet, so the most important thing now is to make money!

Li Youqian arrived at the park and found that he was too early. There was no one else like him in the park, only a few homeless people who had set up small tents.

Well, it's not considered wandering! It should be the kind of job that Ding Pangzi's gold medal lecturer has.

Looking at those guys who saw him patting the lawn enthusiastically, Li Youqian waved his hand to refuse.

Although if I enter the industry, I will have to beg for food more easily than others, after all, Mr. Buddha has paid me more, but I am a time traveler and the protagonist!

We can't bring shame to the time-travelling protagonist!