Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine
Chapter 2 The power of my thinking!
"Ah!" Upon hearing this, Li Youqian's eyes tightened instantly and the facial features jumped.
The mouth, nose, eyebrows and eyes became exaggeratedly larger and jumped up!
"What the hell?" The black man was stunned. What should I do if I encounter something strange? Don't panic!
Find out about Tainan Summoner!
The black man pulled out a gun directly from his trouser pocket.
To be honest, Li Youqian was puzzled. He put the pistol in his trouser pocket and was not afraid of shooting his little brother.
Where did I travel to? Although carrying a gun is in line with the foreign environment, as the saying goes, America is a land of talented people, and guns are a daily part of life!
But it's also absurd to put the pistol in the trouser pocket so casually! Could it be that he traveled to Florida, where there are many talented people?
However, he also noticed that his facial features jumped at this moment.
The character template of the funny world is like this! Li Youqian thought of the immortal Tom and Jerry, and the cousin who became a saint in the flesh.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, a series of legendary characters, really, I’m so brave now!
Li Youqian was full of confidence and was about to say something when the black man in front of him showed no martial ethics.
After a few gunshots, Li Youqian covered his stomach and said, "It hurts! It hurts so much!!!"
The black man who fired the shot at this time had a look of regret in his eyes. In his mind, he should be thinking that he caught this delicious brother in front of him.
Then he said: "Let me see it!" Then the guy in front of him shouted: "No! No!"
The more the other party resisted, the more excited he became. Unfortunately, the guy looked so terrifying just now that he subconsciously fired the gun.
Before the black man could express any emotion, the next scene made him drop his jaw.
Li Youqian spread out his hands and looked at his stomach, which had several big holes on it.
There are a few holes after being shot, which sounds normal, but this one is transparent from front to back and there is no blood at all. What the hell is going on?
"My Defa? Why aren't you bleeding?"
Li Youqian suddenly realized, "Yes, there will be more blood!"
The next second, the wound that had become a hole began to spurt blood like a fountain.
The black man was silent for a while, "So being shot will cause bleeding, but isn't it too exaggerated for you to spray like this?
And why is your blood green?"
Li Youqian looked at his blood, and the next second the blood began to change color, black, pink, and various colors, but it would not turn red.
Li Youqian felt a little embarrassed. Why was there this inexplicable feeling of shame?
"Maybe it's because Chinese parents don't give it to me! Wait, what am I ashamed of?
You're the one calling me that! Shoot me, but some silly and funny characters don't bleed, okay!
Having said this, Li Youqian's wounds healed instantly. Li Youqian showed a confident smile, and then made a heehee sound.
"I heard you're very brave!"
The black man reacted instantly and realized that when encountering such a freak, he should not complain first, but turn around and run.
So the black man turned around and ran. At that moment, he turned around and left, as if he had made some kind of decision.
Li Youqian saw this and shouted, "Still want to run? You black man are such a loser!"
The next second, Li Youqian ran madly on the spot, and then Li Youqian looked at his feet that had not moved for a long time, "Why aren't they moving?"
Then, before Li Youqian could react, his upper body rushed out, while his legs were still running in place.
Two seconds later, his legs seemed to react and caught up.
The black man who just ran out was knocked away by Li Youqian with a rocket head hammer.
Li Youqian touched his head, and the next second a big bump suddenly appeared on his head.
Then after a few seconds, the big bag disappeared!
Li Youqian looked around the main road outside the alley. It was a little dark and there were a few pedestrians on the road, but when they saw Li Youqian, they directly knocked the black man away.
The next second he turned around without changing his expression and returned the same way. His skill was truly amazing.
Li Youqian grabbed the black man's legs and dragged him back into the alley. The black man subconsciously covered his butt.
"I'm not brave, I'm not brave! No! No!"
Li Youqian, who dragged the black man back to the alley, looked gloomy and said, "I'm a straight man, I like women!"
The black man looked unconvinced and continued to cover his back tightly!
Li Youqian rushed up and punched the black man a few times, knocking him unconscious. Li Youqian rummaged through his body and picked up a wallet with disgust.
After looking at the amount of dollars in it, he said, "Poor bastard!"
As the saying goes, you must have money when you are out there, and the black stuff that comes to your door is just the right way to give you your first pot of gold.
Li Youqian would definitely not let this black man who was coveting his handsomeness go so easily.
Li Youqian just wanted to study his own abilities, so it was just right for him to use this black man as a guinea pig, uh, little black mouse!
Li Youqian thought about his reaction when he was shot just now. It was indeed painful, but his recovery from the wound was like playing. It was very likely that he was immortal, just like in the funny cartoons.
After all, how can characters die in funny cartoons? It’s too bloody. Be careful that your parents may report you!
And he could actually understand English. Li Youqian just realized that what this guy just said seemed to have been automatically translated into Chinese!
Language proficiency? That's right! For example, a bald guy with a chainsaw can talk to two stinky bears!
Tom and Jerry, who are different species, can communicate with each other, so it’s nothing for me to understand English!
Li Youqian continued to hit the black man's head hard. After a long time, he found that he could only beat him worse, leaving him with a bruised face and nose, but it seemed that he could not kill him!
Holy shit! Funny anime characters can’t kill people? That’s too hard!
Li Youqian thought about it, picked up the black man's pistol, and shot him in the butt with a loud bang!
The black man was shot directly in the buttocks, and the pain woke him up. Li Youqian didn't care about it at all, and punched him twice more, causing him to fall asleep again.
With the help of external force, can we achieve effective attack or even kill?
Li Youqian looked at the gun in his hand, looked at the black man on the ground, put his hands together, and whispered: "I'll use you as an experiment. You can be a little black mouse to offset your sins, and maybe you can go to heaven!
Wait, are there black people in heaven? Uh, forget it, it doesn't matter. What kind of hell joke are you thinking? Forget it, just sacrifice yourself for the experiment! "
Li Youqian shot him directly in the forehead. With a Biu sound, Xiao Hei, who had just appeared on the scene, was killed. His death was extremely miserable. In fact, it was just like a normal gunshot headshot scene.
Li Youqian nodded. In other words, he could use external objects to attack, attack low and defend high?
Never mind, it doesn’t matter anymore. Maybe you’ll find attack skills or items that suit you later!
Li Youqian put this question out of his mind and thought about how he could change himself just now, whether to spray blood and the color of the blood, although he could not turn it red.
But there is a feeling that I have the power of thinking!
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