Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

"I beg you to be normal!"

Although Kirito wanted to say this, this sentence really didn't come from his mouth.

Everyone looked towards the voice and found that the person speaking was a man dressed as an archer.

He carried a bow and arrow on his back, looked shy and introverted, and wore a pair of glasses. At first glance, he was obviously a well-educated and top student.

Judging from his age, he should still be in his teens, probably in high school.

Standing among a group of people in their twenties and thirties, he stood out.

As a rare professional archer in SAO, coupled with what he just said, everyone couldn't help but look up to him.

Look at that person’s ID: Black Toast.

It can only be said that it is quite satisfactory and there is nothing eye-catching about it.

However, what you see with your eyes may not be true. Long Xinglian stepped forward and said to the man:

"Does this little brother have any brilliant ideas? Why not share them for everyone to appreciate."

The man became more shy, but still used all his strength to say:

"Who wants to participate in such a lewd discussion like yours? I just think that it is against social ethics and will corrupt passers-by by doing so in public!"

Seeing that someone had finally come forward to put an end to this farce, Kirito placed high hopes on the young man.

Has a hero finally arrived?

After being scolded by the young man, Long Xinglian was not angry. He smiled and walked behind the man.

I asked him to sit down half-reluctantly and half-invitingly: "Anyway, don't be angry yet. We know it's not good and we will definitely correct it. As compensation, I'll buy you some juice."

Seeing that no one was angry, Black Toast thought that they had taken his words to heart.

At the urging of Long Xinglian, he still sat at the round table.

Long Xinglian snapped his fingers at the shop owner: "As usual."

The owner nodded in understanding and brought over a glass of orange juice.

It looked the same as its normal color, but Kirito was shocked.

Isn't this the one?

The so-called "juice" tastes like fruit juice, but its alcohol content is over 99%. It is a super alcoholic drink that can make you drunk immediately after drinking one glass.

That's right, this is something that can only be done in SAO - a drink that eliminates the taste of alcohol.

I didn't expect the prop I used to play a prank on my friends to appear here.

At this time, Black Toast had already picked up the cup and drank the whole cup.

Kirito was shocked and wanted to warn him but it was too late.

Looking around at the reactions of the people around me, they all had sinister smiles on their faces, and it turned out that they already knew what was going to happen next.

Black Toast just felt his head was dizzy and he was obviously unconscious.

Dragon Sexuality guided him to speak: "What is your real XP? Tell us, okay?"

"…No…No, this kind of thing…How can you say it in public…in front of so many people."

Although some of my words are incoherent, fortunately I am strong enough in my heart.

Kirito secretly encouraged him: It would be a good thing to just resist the temptation or fall asleep directly.

Seeing that direct questioning failed, Long Xinglian began to brainwash him: "Look, we have all spoken out, but you are the only one who doesn't say anything. It's unfair."

"..."

Seeing that Black Toast was silent, Long Xinglian thought there was a play, so he continued: "I've already treated you to juice, so even if you tell me, you won't lose a piece of meat."

When Kirito saw this, he felt bad for that person, and at the same time, he realized that everyone present was a villain, without exception.

Black Toast was finally unable to hold on as his consciousness blurred, and began to expose his XP:

"Actually, I... I like black stockings."

Everyone was disappointed. After asking for a long time, all they got was this Volkswagen XP, which was really boring.

Long Xinglian is not willing to give up and wants to dig deeper.

Black Toast did not disappoint him and continued: "...The black silk I like is the product of being completely soaked in sweat after wearing it for three days of exercise. It has a unique smell, strong without much salt. If I could step on that soft material on my face, I can't imagine how comfortable it would be..."

The outrageous remarks caused discomfort to everyone.

"Oh no, I'm going to throw up."

"Why don't you say something else? I was drinking and now I'm throwing up everything!"

"Fuck, what XP is this!"

……

Long Xinglian nodded with satisfaction. He approved of the behavior of Cheng Yaojin who showed up out of nowhere. It would be even better if the other party's XP system was not so strange.

But this made Lamia feel dissatisfied:

"What kind of people are these? Each one is weirder and more perverted than the other. I suggest that he be disqualified from the competition."

At this time, Black Toast had fallen on the round table, unconscious, and had no right to speak at all.

Kirito really wants to go up and slap him twice to make him wake up and recognize himself: Isn’t he perverted enough?

Before he could speak, Long Xinglian raised an objection: "The purpose of this discussion is to communicate. We cannot kick out a team just because they are too niche. This goes against the principle of multilateral communication."

Although everyone thought that black toast was a bit unnatural, they still agreed with this point of view.

"I agree."

"Seconded."

Then Long Xinglian continued: "I didn't expect the number of people to reach 5. It's really an unexpected development, but it doesn't matter. In the end, let our referee announce who is the champion this time!"

After saying that, everyone's eyes were on Kirito.

Kirito instantly felt something was wrong, he couldn't understand any of these people, he just felt that they were a group of creatures that defied the heavens.

Kirito coughed twice and was about to speak when he was interrupted by an outsider.

“You’ve gone too far!”

Are there any experts?

This has happened for the umpteenth time. I've gotten used to it.

The man came over so that everyone could see his appearance clearly.

The clothes he was wearing were colorful, which was totally unlike SAO's style. Instead, he looked like someone going on vacation at the beach.

He didn't have any weapons on him, but was wearing a pair of sunglasses.

The whole thing gives people a playboy feel.

Look at that person’s ID: Nine-headed Dragon.

Long Xinglian immediately felt that the other party was of the same kind as him, so he smiled and asked: "What do you think?"

The man took off his sunglasses, folded them and hung them on his chest pocket:

"I am refining copper."

……

The same silence, but the difference is that this time the silence is a little more depressing.

Everyone discussed in a low voice:

"Did I hear it right?"

“Yeah, I heard that right.”

“So what do we do?”

"What else can I do? It's the same as always!"

The moment the conversation ended, a group of people suddenly stood up, took out their weapons, and surrounded the man.

Then, whether it was a knife, sword, axe or dagger, they were all placed on the neck of the nine-headed dragon.

If the other party dares to move, he will be beheaded immediately.

Then Long Xinglian explained: "Today, I will let you die clearly. Although our XP is different, we never do copper smelting. I hope you can figure it out after you go down today. If you still think the same, don't blame us for being rude."

"Wait! Misunderstanding... Misunderstanding, I only refine two-dimensional copper, only two-dimensional copper!"

After hearing this, everyone put away their weapons and shouted that it was boring:

"What? It turns out he's just a nerd. Let him go. He's no harm to society."

"Referee, let's continue."

"Where's the referee? He was here just now."

"Tell me, your XP is too weird, just listen to me, I like cactus!"

"You're talking bullshit. I like helicopter gunships!"

“I love big guns and battleships!”

……

The discussion continued that night.

Kirito quietly slipped out during the chaos.

His feeling told him that if he stayed with those incredible players, he would become weird too.

However, I heard that after that day, everyone present joined the 'Dragon Slayer' Guild under the banner of academic exchange.

Dragon Sex also changed the name of the 'Dragon Slayers' guild to 'Knights of the Round Table'.

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