Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

The original body length of a puffer whale is about six meters, but after experiencing the pressure of the deep sea, its body length is only half a meter.

But this half-meter body retains the essence of the whole body.

After eating a plate of sashimi, Kirito already felt full.

I can't eat anymore even if I want to.

After Asuna woke up, the two divided the remaining four puffer whales equally and each took back two.

Of course Kirito still remembered to treat his brothers to a meal, and this puffer whale was the best choice.

As for the two that Asuna brought back, it was obvious that they were to be shared with Yuuki.

After all, I was so sarcastic in the message, the other party must be very unwilling to accept it now.

And so, the two of them parted ways, each taking their food.

After Kirito met up with the two brothers, he pulled out the puffer whale as payment for this mission.

After tasting them, they were amazed and thought they were a divine delicacy. They each took one and wolfed it down.

Time came to night...

Kirito came to the tavern alone, he wanted to investigate what had happened recently.

When he pushed open the door, he found that there were already many players inside. This was exactly what Kirito wanted. After all, it would be easier to find out more when there were more people around.

So Kirito sat in a corner and listened to the information from other players.

Soon I heard a conversation not far away:

"I heard that someone accidentally entered the 'Predator Forest' in the south of the third floor. That person also said that he encountered a BOSS in it. Do you think it's true?"

Hearing this, Kirito couldn't sit still any longer.

We have found the third level BOSS and it’s only been less than a week.

In order to find out the truth, Kirito stood up and walked towards the direction of the voice: "Please tell me what happened just now."

As they got closer, their eyes met and they discovered that the other person was actually an acquaintance - a 'dragon lover'.

Long Xinglian asked in surprise: "Why is it you? You haven't been 'doing anything' recently. I thought you were kicked out of the game."

The trouble the other party was talking about was naturally Kirito's behavior of stealing monsters on the second floor.

Kirito smiled and said, "I'm not that serious yet. Is what happened to the boss just now true?"

"I don't know. I just heard it from others."

Long Xinglian spread his hands, indicating that he didn't know either.

Kirito nodded: "But it's worth going to find out."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

"Wait a moment." Just as Kirito was about to leave, the dragon lover behind him called out to him.

Kirito was a little confused: "Is there anything else?"

"There is something I want you to know, and it's a big one!"

……

“…Is this what you want to talk to me about?” Kirito asked helplessly.

Long Xinglian said with a smile on his face: "Yes, I knew from the first moment I saw you that you and I are definitely of the same kind!"

Then he added: "You just need to be a referee and be responsible for selecting the winner in the end. You are not responsible for anything else."

At this time, three people were sitting at a round table.

They are Kirito, Ryuugi, and the player I discussed with before - Lamia.

The name sounds like that of a girl, but this guy is a real hunk.

He looked like a warrior, and just by sitting there he was emitting murderous aura, making people stay away from him.

So what exactly is this debate about?

Lamia was the first to speak: "Why would anyone like a creature like a Western dragon? If anyone wants to like a creature, it should be an Eastern dragon!"

"You still don't understand. Creatures with powerful wings, smooth scales, and agile postures are the most beautiful..."

Lamia interrupted Long Xingren before he could finish.

With a "Puh" sound, he spat fiercely at the ground.

Seeing this, Long Xinglian asked, "Since you don't like it, you must have other good ideas. Please tell me."

"Snake!" Lamia only uttered one word.

Kirito seemed to have thought of something: "Come to think of it, your ID is related to snakes. Isn't the name 'Lamia' a half-human, half-snake creature in mythology?"

Long Xinglian nodded, not quite understanding: "The upper body is human, and the lower body is a snake. It's really cool to think about it."

The two looked at Lamia, only to see that he was now looking at them with disgust, as if he would spit it out if they said anything more.

Then he said, "When I say snake, I mean the snake itself. What do you mean by Lamia with half of its body being human? In one word, 'disgusting'!"

Grass, a grassroots hero?

The two were surprised at first, and then Long Xinglian laughed and said, "Brother, your XP is too small, I will win this time!"

Then he said to Kirito: "Judge who wins quickly, referee."

Kirito was still in a daze, wondering if there really were people like this in the world?

"…I……"

Before he could finish his words, he heard someone sitting next to him shout:

"vulgar!"

Oh? Who is the expert who is speaking?

A bearded man with a huge axe on his back walked over and sat down directly at the round table.

Long Xinglian asked: "I wonder what you think?"

"Although I am not talented, I love Furui!"

His words were powerful and he didn't care at all about his XP being exposed in public.

The man went on to explain: "I think Fury is more important than any XP. Whether it's the furry touch on his body or the warmth when he's held, it's irresistible. All of these prove this point."

Everyone looked at the man’s ID: Furuikong.

Then I felt relieved, which is not surprising.

Only Kirito was devastated at this moment: It's bad, there are more weird people.

Long Xinglian nodded: "That does make sense, but the final decision is in the hands of the referee. Make a decision quickly, referee!"

Just as Kirito was about to answer, he was stopped by a shout:

"Nonsense!"

Mei... scored twice, right?

Then another person came from nowhere and sat directly at the round table.

Then he questioned everyone: "How can Kaiyingpao be without a transvestite?"

Look at that person’s ID: Boys are cute too.

Compared with its appearance, there is a particularly sharp contrast.

The man was dressed like an assassin, almost wrapped in a cloak, with only a sloppy beard at the corner of his mouth showing.

It has absolutely nothing to do with cuteness.

Long Xinglian smiled and said, "You are a guest, why not tell me your opinion?"

"I just think the boys are so cute, they're... they're so awesome!"

……

Everyone fell into silence.

Against the will of heaven, this is the evaluation given to him by everyone.

Lamia questioned with a gloomy look on her face: "Boys dressed as women, transvestites, cross-dressers... Aren't they all gay after all?"

The man snorted: "You are so ignorant. Gays are gays and sissies are sissies. They cannot be confused."

Then the man shut up and stopped arguing with everyone.

Long Xinglian smiled and nodded again: "Although the number of people has increased, I still think I have a certain chance of winning. Referee, please announce who won?"

"I beg you to be normal!"