The Windless Sword of the Original God World

Ying made a rare joke.

"Paimon, Paimon, Paimon, I want to eat you~"

At this time, Xiangling walked into the box and rushed straight to Paimon's round little face and kissed him fiercely.

"Xiangling, you can't do this!"

Paimeng pushed Xiangling away and scolded her, "You are too absorbed in the role!"

The box was filled with laughter and a joyful atmosphere; even the usually serious Kujo Sara was moved and started smiling.

[Tip: Please send Meng to carry out the punishment task as soon as possible]

[Hint: Are special guests Xiangling and Wendy willing to assist Paimon in completing the punishment task? ]

【Xiangling: Agree】

【Wendy: Agree】

Wendy agreed without thinking too much. This punishment task was the easiest for him, he just had to play the Sky Harp.

[Arakaki Ichito: Wendy is still cool, just swipe a few times and you will have a chance to win a prize]

Arata Ichito looked at him with envy and jealousy, wondering why he was not so lucky?

Not long after, Xiangling, Paimon, and Wendy were teleported to the same location, a brightly lit stage...

"Singing guy, long time no see. You look rosy-cheeked. You must be living a happy life!"

Seeing Wendy, Paimon started teasing her.

"hey-hey."

Wendy smiled, then summoned the Sky Harp, gently plucked the strings, and a beautiful melody flowed out.

"Xiangling, no, you're getting too close~~"

Paimon sang very naturally. When he saw Xiangling approaching, he immediately showed a look of fear, flew to the side and put his hands on his hips.

"Where are you looking at? Your saliva is dripping onto the grass~~"

"Xiangling, no, I'm not emergency food, and I'm not for eating. Be careful or I'll get really angry~~"

“Hmph~~”

Paimon stamped his feet and snorted, looking very cute.

Next it was Xiangling's turn to perform.

"My stomach hurts so much, I'm almost fainting from hunger~~"

Xiangling touched her belly, her acting was top notch.

"I saw a big fat bird that could fly~~"

"Short and fat, you can't even see the waist~~"

"I plan to use it to make secret burgers~~"

"Sprinkle some fermented bean curd and lemon juice, it will taste great~~"

Xiangling's eyes lit up and she rushed towards Paimon, trying to catch her.

"Xiangling, where are you? I've been very careful every day, afraid that I'd become a tonic~~"

Paimon continued singing while dodging Xiangling.

"Eat you, eat you, eat you, I just want to eat you~~"

Xiangling pointed at Paimon and wiped the corner of her mouth.

"Braised, steamed, boiled, choose one~~"

"Paimon, Paimon, Paimon, I want to eat you~~"

Xiangling made a slurping sound exactly like the one in the demonstration video.

"No, no, no, I don't want to listen~~"

"Xiangling, Xiangling, Xiangling, you can't do this~~"

Paimon quickly covered his ears with his hands and kept shaking his head and said to Xiangling.

After the wonderful performance.

[Reminder: The punishment mission has ended. Xiangling and Wendy each have a chance to draw a lottery.]

The system announcement sounded.

Xiangling, Paimon and Wendy were teleported back to their original places by the system.

[Wendy: Great! I actually won a bottle of fifty-year-old wine! ]

After returning to Mondstadt, Wendy couldn't wait to take away his prize - a bottle of fine wine that had been treasured for fifty years, which made him very excited.

[Xiangling: My reward is not bad either, the book "Appreciation of Teyvat Cuisine"]

Xiangling was very satisfied with the reward she received. She was proficient in Liyue cuisine, but knew little about the cuisines of the other six countries. Now with this book "Appreciation of Teyvat Cuisine", it would be of great help to improve her cooking skills.

"Hehe, Xiangling, now that she has this book "Teyvat Continent Food Appreciation", she won't have to think about those dark dishes anymore."

Paimon couldn't help but tremble all over as he recalled the horror of being dominated by the dark cuisine.

“Dark food, even dogs won’t eat it.”

Thomas felt the same way. He was once punished to taste dark food for a week, and he felt extremely painful when he thought of that unbearable time.

"Xiangling, I heard that you have a delicacy called stinky tofu in Liyue. Can you give me a piece?"

Yae Shinzi loves to eat tofu, whether it is fried tofu or deep-fried tofu. He just learned from Ganyu that a new delicacy called stinky tofu has appeared in Liyue, and he is eager to try it.

"no problem."

Xiangling left the box and went to the kitchen to make stinky tofu for Yae Shinko.

[Reminder: The Q&A session continues, and lucky audience members will be randomly selected]

[Hint: The lucky audience has been drawn, he is real]

[Tip: Please answer the questions within the specified time. Failure to answer within the time limit will result in corresponding penalties.]

The system's voice sounded again, and the last one to receive punishment was Zhen.

After elimination, options A and C were eliminated. After thinking for a while, I chose B.

【True: I choose B】

[Hint: If you answer incorrectly, please complete the dance performance in the demonstration video (special guests: Lei Shen, Klee, Zaoyou, Yaoyao, Qiqi, Diona, Ruotu Dragon King)]

The system's voice announced the result.

6 sighed softly. She didn't answer the question correctly for the first time after her resurrection and felt a little disappointed.

[Kaeya: How come there are so many special guests? Except for Thor, they are all little sisters. ]

[Klee: Brother Kaeya, even Klee doesn’t know why. ]

[Yaoyao: That’s great! I can dance with Keli, Qiqi, and Ruotu Lolita. It’s great! ]

[Qiqi: Do you want to dance? Qiqi likes it very much.]

[Ruotu Loli: I am the best at dancing. 】

[Zaoyou: Can dancing make people grow taller? ]

[Diona: Wow, with so many people, it will definitely be super fun! ]

......At the same time, in the Pure Land of One Mind.

Ying was stunned to see her name on the list of special guests. The punishment given to her sister by the system was to dance, and there were so many little girls who were also special guests.

Ying immediately understood that the punishment dance was meant to show her cute side.

But asking her to act cute is really impossible!

"How about asking my sister to invite others?"

Ying pondered in his heart. Yae Kamiko was a good fit, she was witty and quirky, the kind of big sister that kids liked.

Then, a new picture appeared on the virtual screen.

The scene switches to One Mind Pure Land.

Zhen and Ying stood side by side.

Standing opposite were Klee, Yaoyao, Zaoyou, Qiqi, Diona and Ruotu Loli.

"Two tigers love to dance~~~~"

A cheerful children's voice rang out.

I saw Zhen and Ying stretch out their left and right hands at the same time, raise their arms to imitate claws, and then do a super cute dance.

The little girls also started dancing together, and the whole atmosphere was full of love, warmth, and healing.

"Little rabbit, pull out the carrots obediently~"

At this time, Zhen and Ying's hand gestures changed into a V-shape, raised above their heads, and then made the action of pulling a radish.

"I learn to walk with the little duck~~"

“The most beautiful gift of childhood~~”

"The little conch is blowing~~"

"I learned to fly like a seagull~~"

“Not afraid of wind and rain, not afraid of tiredness~~”

"Hurry up and learn all the skills~~"

Accompanied by cheerful singing and cute dancing, the men in the Q&A group were all excited.

【Qiqi: Qiqi also wants to learn. 】

[Klee: It’s fun. Klee likes it very much. ]

[Zaoyou: It seems like it has no effect on growing taller. ]

【Yaoyao: Yaoyao really likes this dance, hehe. 】

[Diona: I can’t wait! ]

[Ruotu Loli: This dance is too simple and not very challenging. ]

【True: @Thunder God, sister, please join us quickly. This dance reminds me of my wonderful childhood. 】

I really like the punishment of this system.

This super cute dance is obviously very entertaining.

She and her sister served as lead dancers, and led a group of little girls to dance together.

Such a warm scene made her feel as if she was back in her childhood.

[A certain LSPF member in Mondstadt: @True, sister, you dance really well. ]

[A certain LSPB in Mondstadt: @True, sister, I will give you a gift later. ]

[A certain LSP A in Liyue: @雷神, sister, my brother-in-law will also give you a gift later. ]

[A certain LSP B in Liyue: @雷神, sister, you dance well too. Your brother-in-law likes you! ]

[Kaia: @Sanbing, Lei Dapao, come and recognize your relatives. ]

Kaia began to tease the scattered soldiers again.

The scattered soldier was so angry that he was shaking, and he wanted to run to Mondstadt immediately to fight Kaeya.

[Arakaki Ichito: I always feel like Sanbing should be included among the special guests. 】

[Diluk: Following his mother, Cannon can't even get enough to eat three meals a day. ]

[Yae Shenzi: It was true in the past, but now Lei Shen's cooking skills have improved a lot, @Sanbing, Dapao won't be hungry for three meals a day. ]

[Young Master: You guys are really bullying Brother Pao. ]

[Group leader Lin Ce: @Sanbing, cannon, don’t take it personally. ]

The scattered soldiers were completely defeated.

It was obvious that these guys were targeting him on purpose.

How abominable!

[Thor: @True, sister, you should invite the Son of God later. ]

Ying resolutely refused to dance.

For her, dancing to act cute is really impossible.

【Zhen: No, we must dance together as sisters, please don’t refuse.】

It really seems very determined.

【Thor: All right.】

Faced with Zhen's firm attitude, Ying had no choice but to agree.

【Tip: Please complete the punishment task as soon as possible. 】

[Hint: Do the special guests, Lei Shen, Klee, Zaoyou, Yaoyao, Qiqi, Diona, and Ruotu Dragon King agree to cooperate with Zhen to complete the punishment? ]

【Thor: I agree.】

【Keli: I agree.】

【Zaoyou: I agree.】

【Yaoyao: I agree.】

......After all the specially invited guests expressed their agreement, they were teleported to the Pure Land of One Mind together.

"Qiqi, Yaoyao, Sister Diona."

Klee greeted Qiqi, Yaoyao and Diona.

"Hello everyone, I'm Zaoyou."

"I'm Diona, a top bartender from Mondstadt. If you come to Mondstadt in the future, I will make the best drinks for you."

"Is this the Pure Land of Oneness? The environment seems even worse than under the Fulong tree."

407......Looking at these little lolis chattering in front of him, Ying felt like his head was going to explode.