The Windless Sword of the Original God World

The atmosphere in the Q&A group was still pleasant, but no one took the initiative to answer the questions.

[Reminder: Time is up and no one answered]

[Tip: Now enter the stage of randomly selecting lucky audiences]

[Hint: The lucky audience has been selected - Thor]

[Hint: Please answer within the time limit. Failure to answer within the time limit will result in punishment.]

The system voice sounded, and the first person to be named was our otaku goddess Sister Ying.

Ying's heart was in a state of confusion.

But she was aware of the Ice God's power and dared to challenge the justice of heaven, while she hid in a pure land like a stay-at-home girl, not daring to face the justice of heaven head-on.

Ying felt that he could not compare to the courage of the Ice God.

【Thor: I choose A】

Ying took a deep breath and gave his answer.

[Hint: If you answer incorrectly, Thor needs to provide a full set of funeral services to one member (limited to four days)]

Hearing the system prompt, Thor breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he was not asked to sing or dance or anything.

[Hu Tao: @Thunder God, you can come to our Wangsheng Hall for a full set of funeral services]

[Hu Tao: @Thunder God, recently Wangsheng Hall has launched the Nine Dragons Pulling Coffin Supreme Emperor Invincible VIP Project, which is absolutely reliable]

[Thomas: It is you, Master Hu. You are really good at advertising.]

[Hu Tao: Alas, there is nothing I can do. I have to support the great god at home. Life is not easy. Hu Tao sighed.]

[Wendy: @Zhongli, look at what you've done to that little girl]

......

In the pure land of one mind.

Ying sent a private message to Hu Tao, and had already decided who would receive the funeral service.

After being a stay-at-home girl for thousands of years, I have very few familiar friends around me.

Yae Kamiko, with whom she had a good relationship, would definitely not arrange such a set of services for her; her confidant Kujo Sara was naturally not considered; if it was her own sister, it would be even more impossible.

After much thought, the only option is to choose between the God of Rock and the God of Wind.

Since Inazuma had just lifted the lockdown order and urgently needed to attract the wealthy people of Liyue Port to invest and do business, the Rock God Morax was also excluded. At this time, it was obviously unwise to annoy Morax or the people of Liyue.

In this case, Ying can only let Wendy down.

Inside the Rebirth Hall.

"Lao Meng, Zhongli, it's time to work!"

After receiving Ying's private message, Hu Tao immediately called Lao Meng and Zhongli over.

"Master, what kind of big job is this?"

Lao Meng lowered his head, not daring to look at Zhongli beside him. After all, that was the Geo King Emperor, or rather, the Geo King Princess.

"The Thunder God sent me a private message, asking us at the Hall of the Rebirth to arrange a funeral ceremony for the bard."

Kurumi smiled brightly, "He also gave us one million Mora."

"Master Hu, this is indeed a big deal, but if we bury the God of Wind, will it affect the relationship between Mondstadt and Liyue?"

Old Meng asked tremblingly. Holding a funeral for the god of a country's ruler might lead to a war between Mondstadt and Liyue.

"Why are you panicking?"

Kurumi said nonchalantly, "This is just a commission from the Thunder God. We are just running our business as usual at Wangshengtang."

"What's more, we have even arranged it with the Emperor before."

Hu Tao glanced at Zhongli, "Are you right, Mr. Zhongli?"

"Since this is a commission from the Thunder God, this matter will not involve the diplomatic relations between Mondstadt and Liyue."

Zhongli looked calm and seemed quite confident.

Perhaps, with Barbatos's personality, he might even participate in the Supreme Emperor Invincible VIP project?

[Wendy: @Thunder God, why did you suddenly give me more than 5 million Mora? What does it mean? ]

Venti was drinking and chatting with Master Diluk and Kaeya. Suddenly, a reward notification sounded in his mind. It turned out to be a reward from Thor, and the amount was not small, reaching more than 5 million Mora.

His relationship with this otaku goddess isn't that close, right?

[Thor: @Wendy, this is compensation. I have commissioned the Hall of the Dead to arrange a full-service funeral ceremony for you.]

【Wendy: @Thunder, why me? Why not choose that old man? 】

Wendy was furious.

They actually arranged a funeral for him. Do you really think I’m easy to bully because of my good temper?

【Thor: Well, I'm sorry Barbatos, you're the most suitable person among all the people I know, since you don't usually do anything serious anyway.】

[Diluk: @Thunder, that's too much, Thunder, are you trying to start a war between Mondstadt and Inazuma? ]

Master Diluk was already a little drunk. Seeing that the God of Thunder actually arranged a funeral service for his own God of Wind, how could he bear it?

Although Wendy is not doing his job properly, he is still the god who protects Mondstadt.

[Diluk: My Wolf's End Sword is thirsty for blood]

[Kaeya: Don't think that just because the Grand Master has taken away the elites of the Knights of Favonius, our Mondstadt will become a place where people can bully us at will! ]

【Qin: That’s really too much.】

[Barbara: The people of Mond are not afraid of a war! ]

......

The Mond people in the Q&A group were all outraged.

【Wendy: @Thor, my mood right now is just like those angry Mond people. 】

[Thor: Sorry, Barbatos, I will cancel this funeral service immediately.]

Wendy apologized profusely.

[Kaeya: Lord Barbatos has finally shown some toughness this time]

[Diluk: This is more like it.]

Kaeya and Diluk picked up their wine glasses and celebrated Venti's rare and tough response.

[Wendy: @Thunder God, no need to cancel. My request is that the funeral service you arrange for me must be grand, even grander than the ceremony when the old man was sent to heaven in the Hall of Rebirth]

Immediately afterwards, seeing what Venti said, Kaeya and Diluk's hands, which were holding their wine glasses, froze.

What a true Barbatos!

Even the funeral has to compete with the rock god next door.

[Qin:? ? ? 】

[Amber:? ? ? 】

【Barbara: ???】

[Yura:? ? ? 】

【Bennett: ???】

......

Captain Qin and his group all had puzzled expressions on their faces.

But it's not over yet.

[Wendy: @Hutao, Master Hu, I want the Nine Dragons Pulling Coffin Top Emperor VIP Program that you just mentioned. Oh, and I have to let the old man carry the coffin for me personally.]

[Hu Tao: Okay, I'll take care of it.]

[Wendy: @雷神, I am nothing special. I want to have everything that the old man has, and I want to have even more of what the old man doesn't have. The scene must be big enough and the specifications must be high enough]

Wendy thought as she drank.

Life always has an end, and as a wind elf with a long life, it seems like it would be nice to experience the funeral ceremony in advance, and maybe it can improve my state of mind.

Of course, the most important reason is that he is poor.

If one wanted to organize a ceremony to send off the immortals on a scale that exceeded the old man's, it would cost a huge amount of money.

Although the Knights of Favonius should be able to afford the cost, it will still require the use of Mondstadt's people's money.

Now that Thor is willing to provide it for free, Wendy will naturally not miss this opportunity to make a fortune.

[Wendy: @雷神, there is one more thing you have to remember. I like to drink, and all kinds of good wine are indispensable at funeral ceremonies]

【Thor: Don't worry, everything will be ready】

......

Inside the Rebirth Hall.

"Old Meng, Mr. Zhongli, prepare the carriage and take the nine-headed rock dragon lizard with you."

Walnut gave orders in a spirited manner, "And we need to pick out a good coffin for Wendy."

"Once we are ready, we will set off for Mondstadt tonight."

Kurumi ordered with a smile.

[Reminder: The Q&A session continues, and lucky audience members are being randomly selected]

[Reminder: The lucky draw has ended, the lucky audience is Paimeng]

[Hint: Please answer within the time limit. Failure to answer within the time limit will result in punishment.]

The system prompts sounded.

Paimon looked up and never expected that he would be the second one drawn.

"Little Paimon, it's okay, it will be over in the blink of an eye."

Klee tried to comfort Paimon, who was in mixed emotions.

At this moment, Paimon was swallowing the food in front of her in big mouthfuls. Even though she was chosen to participate in answering the questions, her eating speed was not affected at all.

[Paimon: I choose C]

Paimon didn't know which option was the correct answer, so he just chose C.

[Hint: Paimon answered incorrectly, and the punishment is to sing the song in the demo video (special guests: Wendy, Xiangling)]

The system beeps again.

Paimon burped and thought singing was just a trivial matter.

For her, the most terrible thing was to have only one meal a day.

Then, a new picture was played on the virtual screen.

Paimon, Xiangling, and Wendy appeared on the stage.

Wendy gently stroked the strings of the Sky Harp, a pleasant melody flowed out, and then Paimon began to sing.

"Xiangling, no, you're getting closer~~"

"Where are you looking? Your saliva is all over the grass~~"

"Xiangling, no, I'm not emergency food, nor am I meant to be eaten. Be careful or I'll really get angry~~"

"Hmph~~"

When singing this part, Paimon even stamped his feet.

Then, Xiangling took over the singing baton, her voice full of joy.

"I'm bloating and feeling hungry~~"

"I saw a big fat bird that could fly~~"

"Short and fat, I don't even know where my waist is~~"

"I want to make you into a secret hamburger~~"

"Add fermented bean curd and lemon, the taste will definitely be better~~"

When she sang this part, Xiangling pinched Paimon's little head, with a gleam in her eyes.

"Xiangling, where are you? I'm very careful every day, afraid that I will become your tonic~~"

Afterwards, Paimon continued to sing along.

"Eat you, eat you, eat you, I just want to eat you~~"

Xiangling wiped the corner of her mouth.

"Braised, steamed, boiled, choose one for yourself~~"

"Paimon, Paimon, Paimon, I want to eat you~~"

Xiangling couldn't help but slurp her saliva.

"No, no, no, I don't want to listen~~"

"Xiangling, Xiangling, Xiangling, no~~"

Paimon made the finale.

After the demonstration video, a discussion took place in the Q&A group.

[Kaiya: This song is so happy, haha]

[Barbara: I like it too. It’s really interesting.]

[Diluk: It seems that in Xiangling's eyes, everything can be eaten]

[Xiangling: To be honest, when I first saw Paimon, I thought she was Ying's emergency food! ]

[Paimon: I'm not emergency food. I'm Ying's best friend, right? ]

[Ying: In this situation, when I’m full, you’re my good friend; when I’m hungry, I can only say sorry]