After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!
Chapter 382 I see they both have 2, I should be fine with 1
After Jun Li was discharged from the hospital, he drank white porridge at home for five days to nourish his stomach. It was not until Saturday that Mo Jinan really sent him a restaurant address.
Jun Li just replied with an "ok" and didn't care. He slept comfortably for a whole day while holding Bai Ze. His waist hurt from sleeping in the hospital bed. Jun Li originally had sleep disorder, and now he couldn't eat or sleep well all day, and he lost five or six pounds.
The next day, Jun Li brought Bai Ze to the hotel on time. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Lin Jiayan and Mo Jinan kissing shamelessly.
Jun Li is really speechless. The days they spent together were more exciting than Japanese AV. Mo Jinan was a walking sex machine, and Lin Jiayan liked to spoil him. Jun Li could guess what the two of them did at home all day with just his toes.
"You two, just wait for me to set up a stall in front of your house in 20 years to sell kidney treasures!"
Jun Li laughed and scolded Bai Ze rudely, then sat opposite them. He held Bai Ze tightly in his arms and gave him a big kiss on the face.
"Did you two really call me here just to eat?"
Jun Li was still thinking about this problem. He always felt that something was wrong and he had been struggling for a week but couldn't figure out the reason.
"Yeah, what else do you think it could be?"
Mo Jinan hugged Lin Jiayan's neck and couldn't help but teasing: "Hey, Lin Jiayan, look at Jun Li. We finally had a meal together, but he was so suspicious that he acted as if we were trying to harm him!"
"cough…"
Jun Li scratched his head and smiled, "It's been a while since we've had a meal together for some reason. Usually we only get together when there's something going on."
"Oh, it's just because we haven't been together for a long time...Ah Qiu!"
Mo Jinan sneezed and then hurriedly reached into Lin Jiayan's windbreaker pocket and cursed: "No, it's cold now. I can't be naked every night. I caught a cold. I'm going to get some tissue!"
Jun Li ignored him and played with Bai Ze's hand silently. As a result, Mo Jinan took out Lin Jiayan's cell phone and wallet for a long time and threw them on the table without taking out any toilet paper.
Jun Li looked at it and said, "Don't take it out, I have it, I'll give it to you..."
"Snapped!"
A bright red book was thrown on the table by Mo Jinan. Jun Li was stunned for a moment and then looked at the three big words "Marriage Certificate" printed on it.
"Hey Lin Jiayan, what about you! You don't even bring toilet paper when you go out!!"
Mo Jinan slapped Lin Jiayan's shoulder hard and then reached into his pocket: "I have to carry it. It's useless to rely on you!"
"Snapped!"
Mo Jinan threw a pair of identical red books on the table. Jun Li was stunned and stood up, staring at the two red books and then looked at Mo Jinan and Lin Jiayan.
"Ouch~ Whose marriage certificate fell out~ Who is so careless~"
"Ouch~ It turns out to be my marriage certificate~"
Mo Jinan took back the two red books in a sarcastic tone, pretended to take a look at the photos inside, and then threw the other one to Lin Jiayan.
"Lin Jiayan, come on! How could you be so careless? You even dropped your marriage certificate! Don't do this again next time~ After all~ it costs nine dollars to get a new marriage certificate~"
"Our family is not the same as before. We need to be frugal, okay?"
Lin Jiayan looked at him helplessly and then cooperated to admit his mistake: "Well, next time, be careful and don't let it fall out."
"No, eh!"
Jun Li snatched the marriage certificate from Mo Jinan's hand, opened it and looked at it for a long time. After confirming that it was the two of them, he stared in disbelief and said, "You two beasts are having a flash marriage!!"
"No... Shit... Wait..."
Jun Li suddenly felt dizzy and short of breath. He looked at Mo Jinan for a long time before saying, "When the hell did you go to Thailand for sex change? How did you two men get a marriage certificate?"
"What the hell do you care about me! I have someone inside! I'm awesome!"
Mo Jinan went over, snatched the red book, and wiped it with toilet paper for a long time before stuffing it into his pocket triumphantly.
"Oh~ Is there anyone who doesn't have a marriage certificate? Who is it? Do you know Lin Jiayan?"
Lin Jiayan coughed, glanced at Jun Li apologetically, and then added slowly: "Yeah, who hasn't gotten married these days?"
Jun Li: …
"No, my wife, my stomach hurts... oh my god..."
Jun Li suddenly felt his stomach twitching again due to the food poisoning a few days ago. Bai Ze turned his head to look at him and then looked at the red book in the hands of the two men thoughtfully.
This meal was extremely difficult for Jun Zong. He really didn't expect that Mo Jinan, the sea king, would really do it. He said he would get the certificate and he would get it! He wanted to get the certificate first to tie Lin Jiayan to his side even though they didn't even want to get married.
It's understandable. After all, the previous incident probably scared Mo Jinan, who was afraid that Lin Jiayan would run away without saying a word again one day. Now, Mr. Jun is the only unmarried man among them and the oldest one!
"I just thought you two had bad intentions! You asked me to come over for dinner just to show off your marriage certificate to me!"
"What a beast!"
Mo Jinan rolled his eyes and mocked her without any hesitation: "We didn't say that we couldn't let you get married. You've been with her for so long and didn't go to the Civil Affairs Bureau yourself, but now you come here to blame us for getting married so quickly?"
"What the hell..."
Jun Li covered his head and was speechless for a moment. Bai Ze beside him kept silent and focused on eating. His wife had no idea about marriage, so he couldn't just abduct her to get a marriage certificate without knowing it, right?
Moreover, Jun Li is a relatively traditional person. He can't quite accept getting the marriage certificate before getting engaged. It's really too hasty. After thinking it through, Jun Li decided to go through the formalities instead of having a flash marriage.
Although he felt jealous after looking at their red certificates all night, he still did not ask Bai Ze to get the marriage certificate in two days.
President Jun was extremely unhappy with the meal, but Lin Jiayan and Mo Jinan were definitely happy. When they got home in the evening, President Jun drove Bai Ze back to the gate of the castle without saying a word.
He sighed and pulled the handbrake. Just as he was about to unbuckle his seat belt, he heard Bai Ze, who was sitting in the passenger seat, suddenly ask, "Do you really want that red book?"
"Ok?"
Jun Li was stunned for two seconds and then immediately replied: "It's okay, honey, I'm not in a hurry. Our situation is different from theirs. They got married because they were scared by the big incident last time. We are not in a hurry..."
"Snapped!"
Bai Ze suddenly took out a red book from his pocket and threw it to Jun Li. Jun Li looked at the red book on his body a little confused and then glanced at Bai Ze who had an expressionless face.
"No, my wife..."
"I see you seem to want their red books very much."
Bai Ze turned around and looked at Jun Li quietly: "I see they have two, I think it should be okay for me to take one back."
Jun Li: ???
He opened the red book on his body with trembling hands, and the photos of Mo Jinan and Lin Jiayan came into view.
Jun Li's body stiffened, he snapped the red book shut and swallowed his saliva. Bai Ze frowned slightly and saw that Jun Li's expression didn't seem as happy as he thought, so he asked: "Are you unhappy?"
"No... When did you take it? Whose did you take it from!"
"Just now after dinner, when the three of you were arm in arm."
Bai Ze puffed his lips and thought for a moment: "I took the sorcerer's red book from his windbreaker pocket."
At this moment, Mr. Jun's mouth twitched and a sharp explosion sounded. He stepped on the accelerator, turned the car around and sped towards Lin Jiayan's house.
Jun Li could even imagine how Lin Jiayan would be beaten by Mo Jinan when he returned home and found that his marriage certificate was lost. He would probably be able to visit his grave by this time next year.
"Lin Jiayan, hold on, damn!"
...
"Lin Jiayan, where's your fucking marriage certificate?!"
"No...Jin'an...Jin'an, listen to me...I really don't know..."
"Lin Jiayan! You just lost the marriage certificate after getting it! I want to break up with you!!"
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