After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!

Chapter 381 Life is boring, Jun Zong's gastric lavage adds fun

In the past few months, Jun Li has kept his word and taken a vacation to stay at home all day to accompany Bai Ze.

The two of them sleep until noon every day, and occasionally stay in bed until the afternoon. They only eat two meals a day, which is truly a bad life.

Bai Ze has been watching too many videos recently and started watching various jokes about how to pamper your husband. The key is that he actually did it after watching them.

After watching some cooking video he had seen before, he thought about cooking for Jun Li. However, he knew that Jun Li didn't want him to work. Now that Jun Li was on vacation and staying at home all day, Bai Ze couldn't cook openly.

The clever little ghost took advantage of her dear husband's unpreparedness and slapped him in the face, knocking him unconscious. Then she threw him on the bed and ran to the kitchen to learn how to cook.

The result is predictable. When Jun Li woke up and smelled the odor, he thought there was a gas leak in the house. When he went downstairs, he saw his wife with a dark face blinking her blue eyes and holding a table of mosaic that was darker than him and setting up a banquet.

The little ghost who was smoked black told Jun Li very seriously that he had made eight dishes and one soup. The problem was, to be honest, Jun Li couldn't even tell which was the dish and which was the soup.

Mr. Jun really didn't dare to pick up his chopsticks at all. The moment he was dragged and pressed onto the chair by his own daughter-in-law, he had already thought of a good place to bury his body.

The key point was that his wife's expectant eyes made Jun Li feel very awkward. Before eating, he asked Bai Ze very cautiously, "I haven't been mean to you recently, right?"

Bai Ze didn't understand what he meant at all, and wondered if he was flattered by the fact that he cooked for him. He just lowered his head slightly and replied awkwardly: "Everything is fine..."

Jun Li: If not, then why did you want to murder your husband!

"Ugh…"

Jun Li knew that he could not escape, and thought that the worst that could happen was death. As expected, that night Jun was taken to the ICU by ambulance for gastric lavage.

The ward was unusually quiet. Mr. Jun looked at the ceiling with a look of despair and doubt about life. Bai Ze beside him lowered his head and picked at his fingers guiltily. Neither of them said a word.

President Jun didn't tell anyone that he was hospitalized. If those beasts Lin Jiayan and Mo Jinan knew that he was sent to the ICU because of his own wife, it would probably become the biggest joke of the year for them.

Bai Ze saw that Jun Li looked very bad, and after hesitating for a long time, he whispered: "I... I won't go into the kitchen anymore..."

Jun Li moved his body, turned his head weakly and smiled: "What's wrong? Are you afraid of being a widow for a few more times?"

"Um…"

Jun Li knew from the look on Bai Ze's face that he was blaming himself very much. His blue eyes were slightly drooped and he seemed to be extremely depressed. He didn't dare to look at Jun's face for a long time, probably because he was afraid that he would blame him.

"It's okay, wife."

Jun Li's hand was not very convenient as he had an IV drip on it. He reluctantly reached out and held Bai Ze's fingertips and then rubbed them gently and affectionately.

"It's your first time, so it's your husband's fault for not teaching you. If you want to cook, can you teach me slowly after you are discharged from the hospital?"

"No... no need..."

Bai Ze sighed and shook his head: "Maybe I'm just not suitable for doing this..."

Jun Li rubbed Bai Ze's hand and then laughed. He changed the subject and said, "Wife, do you know how big of a joke your husband made when he first started doing business when he was young?"

"Ok?"

Bai Ze raised his eyes slightly and looked at Jun Li, and Jun Li smiled and said, "I had no money at that time. I was young and energetic and did everything, but I had no experience because no one taught me how to do these things."

"That was the first time I was discussing business with the boss of the company I was applying for. He opened the door for me, your husband, and I sat right in."

"The boss was still standing outside, and I, a new employee, sat directly in the boss's seat."

Jun Li couldn't help laughing when he thought about that time: "Later, as expected, I was fired because I stepped into the company with my left foot the next day."

Bai Ze couldn't help laughing and whispered, "You are really a bit stupid."

"Yeah, I also think I was pretty stupid back then."

Jun Li gently pecked Bai Ze's fingertips and said softly, "My husband said this just to tell you that everything has a first time, and if there is a first time, there will definitely be failures and various accidents."

"Look at me now. I have no emotional intelligence, so what? I still make Jun's company flourish in the business circle. Anyone who sees me has to call me President Jun. If they want to do something without my approval, no one dares to give them a backdoor."

"My wife just failed to cook a meal. It's not a big mistake that can't be made up for. If you deny your ability just because you have no experience for the first time, then you will fail in everything."

Bai Ze felt his palms getting hot from being pinched and said "hmm" softly: "Then when you are discharged from the hospital, can you teach me how to cook some simple dishes?"

"Okay~ I'll listen to my wife."

Jun Li had just coaxed his wife into silence when his cell phone rang. It was inconvenient for him to answer it, so he asked Bai Ze to press the answer button and put it to his ear.

"Hello? What's up?"

"What are you talking about! Can't I call you if nothing's wrong?"

Jun Li sneered and rolled his eyes when he heard this: "Don't do that. You are busy making babies with Lin Jiayan every day. How can you have the time to make harassing phone calls to me?"

"You have a rotten mouth just like Lin Jiayan, you can't say anything nice!"

Mo Jinan was too lazy to talk to him any more and went straight to the point: "Hey! When are you free? Come out and let us treat you to a meal and a drink."

"What are you doing? Are you really pregnant by Lin Jiayan? Inviting everyone to a wedding banquet?"

"I'm pregnant with your mother!"

Mo Jinan cursed again before saying unhappily, "Seriously, when do you have time? Let's talk business!"

"I'm not free recently. I'm in the hospital and I still have an IV on my hand."

"What happened to you? Did your wife catch you cheating and put you in the ICU?"

Jun Li: …

"That's half right, but it's not like he was caught having an affair by his wife."

Jun Li didn't want to be so embarrassed and quickly said, "Is it okay if I have gastroenteritis? I don't think I can be discharged from the hospital recently. How about waiting until next week? Let me rest for a while."

"Oh my, you still have gastroenteritis? No, I've been with you for so many years, don't I know whether you have gastroenteritis or not? I would rather believe that Lin Jiayan has stomach cancer than that you have gastroenteritis!"

Although Mo Jinan said this, he certainly believed that Jun Li didn't have time now. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Okay, you can recover. Let's go out for dinner next weekend. Since you are in the hospital, I won't drink. Can we just have dinner?"

"What's the matter with you? Why do you have to call me out for dinner?"

Jun Li always felt that there was something wrong. Ever since Mo Jinan started dating Lin Jiayan, he had become a real Poseidon. He wouldn't go anywhere, didn't drink, and just pestered Lin Jiayan for sex every day.

How can you have time to eat with me when you are busy with your love affairs? There must be something wrong with you!

"Hey, I'm really speechless! Jun Li, you are so shameless! You don't even bother to respond when I call you for dinner! Are you afraid that we two unlucky guys can't make any money, so you'll poison you to death with a meal and swallow your Jun shares?"

Jun Li impatiently signaled Bai Ze to mute his phone. After five minutes, he asked Bai Ze to turn the volume back up. Sure enough, Mo Jinan had just finished scolding him. Jun Li then scratched his ears and said, "Okay, got it! Send me your location when the time comes. I'm not feeling well so I'll lie down first. You scolded me so much that I've gone blind. I'm lucky I didn't ask you for medical expenses!"

"Idiot! Show me your blind ears! Fuck..."

"Wife, hang up the phone!"

"beep…"

Bai Ze decisively pressed the hang-up button and threw the phone aside. He frowned slightly and whispered, "You can't drink..."

"I don't want to drink. How can I drink like this?"

Jun Li reached out and rubbed his head and gently coaxed him: "Don't worry, your husband doesn't smoke, drink, visit prostitutes, or gamble now. He will be around you all day, okay?"

"it is good."

The innocent little ghost was very easy to please. It liked to hear Jun Li say that it would stick with him and revolve around him all day long.

"Hmm... But I really can't think of a reason why they would treat us to a meal... Hiss... It can't be because of what happened last time, right? It's been several months since then, so they should have treated us eight hundred years ago."

Jun Li is a person who gets easily entangled. He gets unhappy when he can't figure something out, but he doesn't bother to care. It can't be that he really wants to poison himself to swallow up Jun's shares, right?

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