The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

"My dear, please don't be angry." He comforted her conscientiously, "My dear, please calm down. Yuan'er only has you as his wife. If you get angry to death, Yuan'er will have no wife anymore."

"Hahaha, how could that be? Who has more wives than you? I'm so angry. Your other wives will come home one after another, hahahaha..."

Xia Younan felt more and more dizzy, sparks appeared in front of his eyes, and his steps began to shake and become unsteady.

Finally, she could no longer bear the excruciating anger, and her eyes went dark as she fell heavily to the ground.

"..."

A row of crows flew over Lu Xiuyuan's head. They stared blankly at her who had fallen unconscious to the ground, and were unable to react for a moment.

This... How did it fall down? It shouldn't be that serious, right?

Lu Xiuyuan looked around, stretched out his foot and kicked Xia Younan on the ground, calling softly: "Madam, what's wrong with you? Are you dead?"

Xia Younan was really so angry that he fainted and lost all consciousness.

Lu Xiuyuan squatted beside her, stretched out his hand to touch her nose, and then heaved a sigh of relief, "Huh, she's not dead, she just fainted."

What should I do? Where have all the people gone? No one came to save this silly woman.

Will someone die if he continues to faint like this? Do you want some emergency measures? Um...artificial respiration?

Good idea! Even though it may be a little disadvantageous to him, he is still great after all.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiuyuan knelt on the ground, pinched Xia Younan's nose, took a deep breath, and kissed her pale lips...

"Hu~" He passed the air in his mouth to her, then left, inhaled, and kissed her again.

"Let my senior sister go!" He was kissing her passionately when he suddenly heard a loud shout. He was startled and looked up quickly.

I saw the young monk Chan En rushing towards me in a rage, holding a stick in his hand, his face full of rage, as if he was going to beat someone up.

"How dare you eat my cabbage? I'll beat you to death, you fool." Zenen yelled and raised his stick to hit him.

Lu Xiuyuan closed his eyes and quickly shouted before his stick fell: "My wife fainted, I'm saving her!"

Chan En was stunned, stopped what he was doing, and looked at Xia Younan who was unconscious on the ground, and couldn't help but be horrified.

"Senior Sister!" He cried out sadly, threw away the stick, squatted down, lifted Xia Younan into his arms, patted her face and called anxiously, "Senior Sister, Senior Sister, wake up, Senior Sister, what's wrong with you?"

"What happened to her? What did you do to my senior sister?" Unable to wake up Xia Younan, Chan En angrily questioned someone.

Lu Xiuyuan blinked guiltily and replied, "I don't know either. We were having a harmonious and friendly discussion when she suddenly fainted. Maybe... maybe she had a heat stroke?"

"Heatstroke in late autumn?!" Zen's eyes widened.

Lu Xiuyuan pointed at Xia Younan and shamelessly argued: "She...she has a bad temper, and when she gets angry, her temperature goes up, and when her temperature goes up, she gets heatstroke."

"High temper and high temperature? Isn't this guy fainted from anger?!" Zen En roared in intolerance.

"Well...you could think so."

Zen En pointed at him, his expression ferocious, "You...you are dead, you made my senior sister faint with anger, just wait for her to stab you in and out!"

"Eh? Wasn't it the red knife? Why was it the green knife?"

"Can't I just poke you in the gallbladder?!"

"..."

Chan En ignored him and hugged Xia Younan, crying and howling: "Senior sister, senior sister, my dear senior sister, how are you? Wake up!"

"What should we do? Do we need artificial respiration? Let me try." After saying that, Chan En pinched Xia Younan's face and was about to kiss her.

"Hey, hey!" Lu Xiuyuan covered his mouth with his hand, puffing his beard and glaring at him with strong dissatisfaction, "What are you doing? You are not allowed to kiss my wife. My wife is mine, and only I can kiss her, no one else can."

After all, Ye Shiqing was his wife in name only, and he couldn't bear to watch himself being cheated on.

Zen En pulled his hand away and retorted frantically: "What time is it now? Saving people is more important!"

"I am the one who saves people. This is my wife. You go away and let me do it." Lu Xiuyuan pushed him away, held Xia Younan's face and kissed her without saying a word.

Zen En looked at him with disgust, "Did you...did you brush your teeth? Don't make my senior sister sick. You can't afford to pay for it if you make her sick."

Lu Xiuyuan ignored him, puffed up his cheeks and blew hard into Xia Younan's mouth.

"Cough... cough cough..." Finally, Xia Younan coughed twice, gradually regained consciousness and opened his eyes.

The two pairs of eyes met, Lu Xiuyuan was stunned, and quickly left her lips and smiled at her innocently, "Madam, are you awake?"

Xia Younan didn't say a word. He bared his teeth, glared, raised his hand and slapped him hard in the face.

"Snapped!"

Lu Xiuyuan was beaten to the ground by her, his cheeks burning, stars in his eyes, and his head buzzing.

Lu Xiuyuan was stunned, his face full of disbelief. It must be an illusion, no one in the world would be so bold as to hit him...

Ye Shiqing, just wait for me. When the time is right, I will never let you go!

Chan En was also startled and looked at Xia Younan fearfully, "Master...Senior Sister, are you okay?"

Xia Younan wiped her mouth vigorously, stood up with a frown on her face, and kicked Lu Xiuyuan on the ground, "How dare you molest me, you scoundrel!"

Lu Xiuyuan hurriedly grabbed her kicking foot, suppressed his anger and pretended to be pitiful, "Madam, what are you doing? Why did you kick Yuan'er?"

Xia Younan pulled back her feet, rushed over and grabbed his neck with both hands, gritting her teeth and raging, "You made me faint, and you kissed me while I was fainted. You can do whatever you want just because I love you, right? If I don't teach you a lesson today, you really don't know how many eyes the Horse King has!"

The more she spoke, the angrier she became, and the harder she squeezed her hands, pinching Lu Xiuyuan so hard that his eyes rolled back.

Lu Xiuyuan cursed her ancestors in his heart, grabbed her wrist and pushed her away, "No, no, don't pinch me, I'm dying. I didn't kiss you secretly, I saw you fainted, I was afraid you couldn't breathe, so I passed the air into your mouth."

"Uh... yes, yes." Chan En responded righteously and explained for him, "Senior sister, don't be impulsive. The prince is giving you artificial respiration. I can prove it."

"Really?" Xia Younan loosened her hand that was pinching Lu Xiuyuan's neck and looked at him in surprise.

Zen nodded repeatedly, "It's true, it couldn't be more true, don't you still believe me? Let him go quickly, if you strangle him to death we will both be in trouble."

Xia Younan turned around and glared at Lu Xiuyuan fiercely before letting go of his hand.

"You little bastard, you can't even do arithmetic, but you know how to do artificial respiration. I really admire you."