The Dark and Foolish King: The Fierce and Crazy Concubine Has Infinite Strength

Xia Younan was on the verge of a rage. He took deep breaths, turned the paper over, and said while tapping his fingers, "Let's look at the Chinese paper. Let's look at the Chinese paper."

"Okay." Lu Xiuyuan held back his laughter.

"Let's look at this question." Xia Younan felt his blood pressure rising again as he looked at the question. "I was so considerate that I added pinyin to every word in this article, but you wrote the answer like this?"

Lu Xiuyuan scratched his head, puzzled, "What's wrong, my lady?"

"Read the article to me first, and then I'll tell you where you're wrong!" Xia Younan yelled.

"Okay." Lu Xiuyuan exhaled, pointed at the title of the article, and read, "A crow drinks water."

"Wait!" Xia Younan stopped him, his face full of black lines, "What do you mean by drinking water?"

"A crow."

"..." Xia Younan's face turned green. He pointed at the pinyin above the word "乌" on the test paper and ordered desperately, "拼!"

Lu Xiuyuan looked at her and changed his words to read: "Pin Ya drinks water."

"Pinyin!" Xia Younan finally couldn't help but roar.

Lu Xiuyuan was startled, and continued to correct it with a pout, "Pinyin, drink water."

"..."

Xia Younan felt his blood pressure rising sharply, his lips turned white, and little stars appeared in front of his eyes.

"Crow... the crow drinks water." She really didn't have the extra energy to give him trouble, so she simply told him the answer while panting.

Lu Xiuyuan was almost laughing like crazy, and he chanted along: "The crow drinks water."

Xia Younan waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I won't read it anymore. I can't stand this stimulation. Let's look at your answer next. You were asked what kind of crow it was from the text, and you answered... 'stupid crow'? What the hell? Why is it a stupid crow?"

Lu Xiuyuan pointed at the article and explained carefully: "Look, my lady, it says that in order to drink the water in the bottle, the crow went to the river and picked up many small stones and threw them into the bottle, right?"

"Right? Shouldn't this be a smart crow? Why is it a stupid crow? How come its IQ is swapped with yours?"

Lu Xiuyuan: "My dear, the crow has come to the river. Why doesn't it drink water directly from the river? Instead of taking so much effort to pick up a lot of stones and throw them into the bottle? Is there not enough water in the river for this stupid bird to drink?"

"..." Xia Younan's face turned red, and after a while he yelled at him madly, "I said go to the river, I said is there water in the river?"

Lu Xiuyuan's face was full of black lines. Is this woman unreasonable? It was obviously her own fault for not setting the questions rigorously.

"Oh, I'm so angry." Xia Younan covered his chest, feeling like his lungs were about to explode.

My God, this idiot is hopeless. I have taught him with all my heart and soul for half a month, but he has become like this!

"Next question!" Xia Younan was completely unable to remain calm, his eyes were blazing with fire, and his voice was like the roar of a tiger in the mountains.

"Look at this sentence-making question. Example: 'My shadow always follows me, like a little black dog.' Make a sentence using 'like'. What do you make? Read it to me."

Lu Xiuyuan was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that he clenched his fists together, and answered innocently, "My wife has a very explosive temper and a very loud voice, just like an angry gorilla."

"Oh my Virgin Mary!"

Xia Younan was about to vomit blood. His face flushed and his neck thickened as he collapsed and yelled, "You bastard, I taught you with good intentions, and you said I looked like a gorilla? Have you ever seen a gorilla as gorgeous as me? Huh?"

Lu Xiuyuan's eardrums were hurt by her voice. He covered his ears pitifully and said with disgust: "My lady, please keep your voice down. My ears are hurting."

"You still have the nerve to complain about my loud voice? It's all because of you, isn't it?" Xia Younan's voice continued to increase, and he pointed to another question with trembling body.

"Here, show me this. Example: 'After school, the students went home one after another.' Make a sentence with 'one after another'. What did you write? Tell me what you wrote means?"

Lu Xiuyuan looked at the test paper, suppressed his laughter and whispered: "It's getting dark, and my wives are returning home one after another."

"Very good!" Xia Younan clapped his hands crazily, almost laughing and crying, "Gu Gu Wai Rui Gu, you are great, Lu Xiuyuan, you are really ambitious! And one after another, how many wives are you planning to marry? The Four Dharma Protectors? The Eight Vajra? The Eighteen Arhats? The Twenty-Four Constellations? Or One! Hundred! Single! Eight! Generals?"

Lu Xiuyuan wiped the spit from his face and expressed his loyalty to her pitifully, "My dear, it is enough for Yuaner to marry only you."

"Haha, I am the only one who can cause trouble, right?"

"..."

"Look at the next question!" Xia Younan yelled again, his heartbeat speeding up and his eyes dizzy, "Put 'dance, do you, want to,' into a coherent sentence. See how you put it together. Read it to me, come on."

"You're going to dance."

"Whose mother?!" Xia Younan was so angry that he jumped straight up, his eyes almost popped out, "Oh my God, which woman is this who is so strong and healthy at such an old age? Is she dancing square dance? Is there an old man dancing with her?"

"Madam, what is square dancing?" Lu Xiuyuan was almost confused by her yelling, but he did not forget to stick to his habit of studying hard and asking questions.

"Your mother's dance!" Xia Younan screamed madly, his eyes turned red and his breathing became heavy. His chest was heaving violently, and he looked like he was going to eat someone.

Lu Xiuyuan pouted and called softly: "My wife..."

"Don't call me wife, I don't have a wife like you!" Xia Younan roared with his fangs bared.

"..."

Xia Younan was so angry that she cried. She couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed his ears. She gritted her teeth and twisted them hard. "I'm so angry. Do you know how the pig died? Do you know? Huh?"

Lu Xiuyuan screamed in pain, but still answered obediently: "I was mad to death."

“Beautiful!” Xia Younan let go of his hands and clapped them loudly, crying and laughing at the same time. “Hahaha, from Pangu creating the world to the Big Bang, this is the first time I’ve seen such a brain-dead person. Thank God, thank the Lord, thank God for giving me this opportunity. On behalf of my ancestors for 18 generations, I thank you. Amen.”

Lu Xiuyuan swallowed his saliva and felt a little unsure when he saw her reaction.

What's wrong? Why is she like... crazy? No way? Is this woman so careless?

He stood up and poked her shoulder, cautiously testing, "Ma'am, are you okay?"

"It's okay. What could possibly happen to me? I'm fine. Hahahaha, look how happy I am."

Xia Younan looked like a madman, his face was getting paler and paler, streams of blood were rushing up, and it seemed like a group of bees were circling above his head.

This doesn't look like everything is alright? Lu Xiuyuan was a little scared, thinking that he should not make her angry again, because this was a living life after all.