Entertainment system: The sad queen sang and made the audience cry

Yu Qingfang and Gu Zhimiao were a little tired after watching Zhang Momo skipping rope.

Zhang Momo can stop skipping rope, but the three-digit number will be reset to zero when he stops.

This means that if it jumps to 1,700 or 1,800, it will be directly reset to 1,000. Therefore, Zhang Momo dare not stop. If he wants to stop, he will do so only when the amount exceeds 1,000, so that it is cost-effective.

Gu Zhimiao watched for a while, then said, "I'd better go into the kitchen to help! Watching him skip rope all the time makes my eyes blurry!"

Yu Qingfang also nodded: "Then let's go and help!"

The two men stood up, held hands and left, leaving Zhang Momo alone struggling for food for his family.

The program crew also took an aerial shot of the long distance, amplifying the sound of Zhang Momo skipping rope, and added a little bleak sound of the wind, making it look desolate and lonely.

The audience laughed their ass off.

The screen is full of Hahahaha.

[So lonely and lonely]

[It seems like I was losing weight alone]

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[Girls would rather work in the kitchen than stay]

[Here we suggest you show your abdominal muscles while skipping rope]

[You can go and watch the kitchen scene, Mr. Zhao Ye’s cooking is really beautiful]

[While I was eating, I looked at Mr. Zhao’s dishes and thought I was eating them myself]

[Mr. Zhao explains every step of cooking very clearly. It would be better if he didn’t advertise.]

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As soon as Gu Zhimiao entered the kitchen, he heard Teacher Zhao Ye saying an advertisement, which seemed to be for some cooking oil.

After Mr. Zhao Ye finished the advertisement, he asked, "Mr. Zhao, is there anything we can do?"

Zhao Ye looked around and said, "Then you two should go sort the onions and peel the garlic!"

"Ok!"

Yu Qingfang and Gu Zhimiao sat at the kitchen door with onions and garlic in their hands.

While watching Zhang Momo skipping rope, he sorted onions and chopped garlic in his hands and chatted with her casually, without stopping his hands.

The main thing is that the work at hand is not too difficult.

Gu Zhimiao said: "I really didn't expect that you would be recognized like that!"

"What did you say? "Masked Singer"? " Yu Qingfang realized it belatedly.

"Yes! A simple little white dove!"

"The main reason is that there were too many hints, and the fans didn't help with cheating." Yu Qingfang said with a smile.

Gu Zhimiao was stunned for a moment, and the green onion in his hand trembled. Then he turned around and said to Yu Qingfang, "Why do I feel like you are implying something about someone?"

Yu Qingfang burst into laughter: "Did you hear that?"

The two of them laughed for no apparent reason, and it seemed like their sense of humor was particularly low.

The two teachers in the kitchen couldn't help but curl their lips when they heard their laughter.

Today's guests were well chosen. They didn't look for trouble and they were lively.

After Zhang Momo finished dancing, Yu Qingfang helped him sit down, gave him a bottle of water and a leg massager, and let him do it himself.

Gu Zhimiao cleared the dining table and took out the bowls and chopsticks and set them out.

By the time everyone had brought out the food, an old acquaintance appeared at the door!

Zhang Momo was holding a bowl of rice with a piece of braised pork in his mouth. When he saw Fu Yun suddenly appear at the door, he sucked the meat in one gulp!

With his mouth full of oil, he shouted: "Brother Fu! Why are you here? Why didn't the director team notify us?"

Fu Yun walked in with his luggage and said with a smile, "It's better to come at the right time than to come early! Just in time for dinner!"

Yu Qingfang hurried into the kitchen, took out another set of bowls and chopsticks, and arranged a seat next to Zhang Momo.

"Xiao Fu, come and have dinner!" Teacher Zhao Ye called out.

Fu Yun carried the suitcase into the living room and came out to sit down.

Zhang Momo continued to ask: "Why are you here?"

Fu Yun picked up the chopsticks and explained, "It's like this, I just happened to have two days off, and the production team asked me to come and save the day."

Zhang Momo thought for a while: "So it was originally said that someone was going to come..."

Fu Yun glanced at Gu Zhimiao and said, "Well, he had something urgent to do, so he asked me to come over and help! I didn't expect that we would be a guest reunion!"

"Yes, yes, yes, come and have some of this wheat juice, we brewed it ourselves, and we have a lot of food today!"

Zhang Momo was very enthusiastic: "Try to eat this braised pork with abalone made by Teacher Zhao. It's really delicious! The meat melts in your mouth, and it's fatty but not greasy!"

Zhang Momo kept talking and picking up food.

Fu Yun simply couldn't refuse the kindness.

Gu Zhimiao tasted a little bit of each dish, and then took a few mouthfuls of rice. The most ate was the stir-fried pork that she ordered.

It’s not that the food is not delicious, but her appetite is not as good as before because of the excessive medication, and she can’t eat much greasy and spicy food.

After putting down her chopsticks, Gu Zhimiao began to rummage through her medicine box in front of many people.

He took out a piece of paper and placed it on the table, then started pouring medicine out of different boxes and bottles.

When she picked up a bottle, she took a look at the quantity that Long Shimin wrote for her.

Everyone around was stunned!

Chen Ying asked: "Xiao Gu, why do you need to take so many medicines?"

Gu Zhimiao counted and said, "The injury on my foot from the car accident hasn't healed yet. I need to take some medicine."

Then he pointed to his head and said, "The things in your brain also need some medicine to inhibit their growth."

Everyone around was silent, not knowing how to respond.

Even Zhang Momo put down his chopsticks and looked at Gu Zhimiao in surprise.

Fu Yun, who was standing next to him, was filled with heartache, and his eyes were filled with endless pity and worry.

His eyes were always on the pitiful Gu Zhimiao, never hiding for a moment.

It was also the first time that the audience in front of the live camera saw Gu Zhimiao taking so many medicines up close.

For a moment, I felt a little distressed!

[Oh my god! Why do you take so many medicines? ]

What are these medicines for?

[I know there are several anti-cancer drugs in it, all of which are tumor drugs, and there are also many painkillers]

[Oh my god, so many pills, he swallowed them in one gulp]

[You wouldn't be so skilled even if you had eaten it for many days, right? ]

【Feeling sorry for Gu Zhimiao】

【Hug Gu Zhimiao】

I watched Gu Zhimiao swallow all the medicine in one breath, and then gulp down the water cup!

"Why are you all looking at me like that?"

Chen Ying pressed the corner of her eye, then smiled and said, "It's okay, I was just shocked by how quickly you took the medicine!"

Yu Qingfang also nodded beside him: "That's right, that's right, I only dare to take the pills one by one, and I have to drink a large glass of water after taking each pill. Every time I take the pills, I will be bloated by the water."

Zhang Momo also recalled: "What I fear most is taking medicine. I would rather get an injection. When I was a child, a medicine got stuck in my throat. It couldn't go up or down. I struggled for a long time, so I don't like taking medicine at all."

Zhao Ye also said: "It's also very difficult to trick my little daughter into taking medicine, but now it's okay. I can wrap it in rice paper and let her swallow it."

Chen Ying also shared with everyone: "It is indeed more difficult for children to take medicine. In the past, they could not swallow it and had to be fed with a syringe."

Everyone looked at Fu Yun at last. Fu Yun thought for a moment and said, "My family members are very happy to take medicine. But once when we were filming, we met a dog whose owner stuffed medicine into a sausage and fed it to it. But the dog was very smart and only ate the sausage, not the medicine. In the end, its owner forced the medicine into the dog and pinched its mouth to prevent it from spitting it out."

Gu Zhimiao asked: "In the end? Was it successful?"

Fu Yun shook his head: "No, it finally vomited it out again."

"Hahahahahaha..."

"What a clever dog!"

The atmosphere was immediately brought back.

Before Gu Zhimiao passed away, Long Shimin kept reminding her to take her medicine well and not to stop taking it at will.

So she promised her: "Then I will just take the medicine in front of the live camera..."

"That's not necessary! Anyway, you just need to remember to take your medicine. There are also a few packets of Chinese medicine in the suitcase. You can boil some over there when the time comes..."

Only then did Gu Zhimiao remember that she still had a few packets of Chinese medicine.

So I asked, "Teacher Zhao, do we have a medicine pot here that can be used to boil medicine? I suddenly remembered that I still have a few prescriptions of Chinese medicine, and my family told me to remember to boil them and drink them."

Chen Ying stood up and said, "I know where it is. I'll find it for you!"

Yu Qingfang also stood up: "Teacher Chen, I will go with you."

Chen Ying did not refuse, and said to Gu Zhimiao: "Go get the medicine first. The Chinese medicine needs to be soaked before boiling."

"OK!"

Gu Zhimiao ran upstairs, opened his suitcase and carried down a large bag of Chinese medicine.

Zhang Momo patted his head and said, "I knew there were a lot of things in this suitcase. Look, there's even Chinese medicine! No wonder it's so heavy!"

Gu Zhimiao, Yu Qingfang and Chen Ying were boiling medicine in the kitchen. The three men in the living room were all silent.

At that moment, I was overwhelmed with emotions.

The people in the live broadcast room didn’t feel good either, and then the hot topic of Gu Zhimiao taking medicine came up!

Gu Zhimiao Tractor

Gu Zhimiao - Slow Life

Several topics related to Gu Zhimiao have climbed onto the hot search list.

The director of "Slow Life" was still immersed in a sad atmosphere, but after seeing the real-time live data passed by his assistant, he couldn't suppress the smile on his face again!

This program has been filmed for many seasons, but its ratings have gradually declined and there are not even many big advertisements. Otherwise, Teacher Zhao would not have made so many oral announcements about oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in the kitchen.

But I didn’t expect that after Gu Zhimiao arrived, even before he started doing anything, the ratings had already reached the first place this year.

And she hasn't sung a song yet!

The assistant came over with a phone and gestured. The director knew it was a call from the big money sponsor.

"Mr. Li... hello, hello..."

After the Chinese medicine was boiled, the three women returned to the living room.

Zhao Ye suggested: "Let's go sit in the yard! The weather is nice tonight!"

Zhang Momo said, "Yes! The weather is nice! It's a dark and windy night!"

Yu Qingfang almost died of laughter: "I don't think this word should be used like this! It should be called "the sky is clear and the air is bright, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse!"

"Well! That means the sky is clear and we can see the stars and the moon!"

Teacher Zhao Ye pondered for a moment and said, "We can make some tea or you can drink wheat juice!"

Gu Zhimiao said weakly: "I have a suggestion. Is it okay?"

Everyone looked at her, and she said, "Why don't we soak our feet while appreciating the moon!"

Everyone was silent for a moment, but then nodded in agreement.

I imagined the scene in my head. Although it seems a bit weird, it is also a good way to maintain health.

"It just so happens that I brought a bag of medicine for foot soaking. It's a big bag, enough for soaking!"

So, Yu Qingfang and Zhang Momo went to boil water, Zhao Ye and Fu Yun went to the utility room to find foot basins, and Chen Ying and Gu Zhimiao divided the foot bathing bags.

Soon, everyone was soaking their feet.

Fu Yun soaked his feet in hot water: "This feeling is quite amazing!"

"What a fragrant mugwort smell!" Yu Qingfang smelled it.

"Well, it contains mugwort, dried ginger, and angelica, all of which are good things," Chen Ying introduced.

Gu Zhimiao said: "You can also pour this water on your knees to warm them up." After saying this, he reached out to scoop some water from the basin and poured it on his knees.

Zhang Momo followed suit, muttering, "Soul juice, pour it on!"

He jumped rope today and his calves were very sore. Soaking his feet just happened to relieve the pain in his legs. He thought Sister Miao probably made this suggestion out of consideration for him.

Zhao Ye asked: "Xiao Gu, don't you have any inspiration today?"

Everyone looked at Gu Zhimiao. Zhang Momo was very sensible. He stood up without even wiping his feet. He put on his slippers, went into the house, got a guitar and handed it to Gu Zhimiao.

Gu Zhimiao took it with a helpless look on his face.

The system actually released the song a long time ago, but because Gu Zhimiao hasn't figured out the source of this song, he hasn't moved it today.

"Actually, I got the inspiration today when I was sitting on the tractor, and I thought of a good friend of mine, so I came up with this song."

Gu Zhimiao lowered his head, tuned the guitar strings, and tested the sound again.

As the people around him looked expectant, he said, "This song is called 'Hand Tractor Ski'!"

The director of "Slow Life" watched the viewing data soar to an unprecedented height, directly surpassing the highest ratings of previous seasons.

It was also the first time I saw barrages of comments so densely packed and overlapping. It had reached the point where I couldn't watch the live broadcast without turning off the barrages.

Everyone in the entire program crew was smiling happily as they thought about their bonuses and dividends.

The director said directly: "Get them some high-quality ingredients tomorrow, make the game easier, and increase the number of games."

The subordinates nodded one after another, saying that they must let Gu Zhimiao eat, drink and have fun here, and it would be even better if they could entice her to stay.

[Please move aside in the front row. I want to watch Gu Zhimiao sing.]

[Which good friend is Gu Zhimiao thinking about? ]

[Wow, Hand Tractor Ski, this song title is getting weirder and weirder]

[I mentioned that the inspiration came from riding a tractor]

[Speaking of the tractor, Zhang Momo's face turned red. He originally wanted to show off, but ended up hahahahahahahahaha]

[The first person to destroy a tractor]

【Gu Zhimiao's Law appears again】

[But don’t you think it’s weird to sing while soaking your feet?]

[Not surprising, not surprising at all to Gu Zhimiao]

……

Gu Zhimiao quickly played the guitar and sang:

[Express train from Beijing to Moscow]

Crossing the Volga River in Siberia

【Through the Swarovski Forest】

【Come to the psychedelic Kremlin】

[A cowboy from Leningrad, I have a Tonica guitar]

……

There are too many place names and names of people involved in this song. Gu Zhimiao was worried at first that she wouldn’t be able to explain it. If someone asked her where these places were, she wouldn’t be able to explain.

The system said that these place names and personal names really exist in this world, and they are all names of people from the Big Bear Country. Don't worry, just move them with confidence.

Otherwise, Gu Zhimiao really wouldn't dare to move it.

The system does not allow these songs to be changed in any way.

"Hand Tractorski" has a unique style and rhythm, and the melody is lively and cheerful, making people sway to the rhythm.

Especially when it comes to the chorus, it becomes even more joyful.

[Kabinsky, Tchaikovsky, truck driver, taxi driver, tractor driver]

[Ivanov, Papnov, Babanov]

He is a coward, Rory Rosoff

[Sharapova, Dapopova, ginseng doll, gourd doll]

……

After hearing this, everyone already knows who the friend Gu Zhimiao misses through so many names of Big Bear people!

The melody has a tune that is unique to the Great Bear Country.

The lyrics sound a bit nonsensical and stream-of-consciousness, but they just rhyme inexplicably.

[The once handsome boy, his youth is gone]

[Moscow no longer believes in anyone's tears]

She won't trust anyone anymore

……

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[Note] "Hand Tractor Ski" is a song written and composed by Peng Lei and sung by Zhang Qiang. It is included in the album "Don't Ask Me What Disco Is".