Entertainment system: The sad queen sang and made the audience cry

tractor!!!

Gu Zhimiao watched Zhang Momo driving the tractor, and Yu Qingfang waving at her from inside the tractor.

"Sister Miaomiao!"

"Sister Miaomiao!"

Following behind the tractor are a group of photographers, and the whole scene looks very much like a variety show.

This was also the first time for Zhang Momo to drive this type of agricultural vehicle. Because he already had a driver's license, the program crew sent him to take a tractor driver's license test some time ago.

At the beginning of this season's show, he drove a tractor around to work, and it was driving fine all the time. But for some reason today, this tractor seemed to have its own temper, and it was moving at a jerky pace, just like a snail.

They should have been waiting for Gu Zhimiao's arrival here a long time ago, but they didn't expect to be late because of the tractor.

Gu Zhimiao stood there and watched them drive the tractor over, then turned it around very clumsily.

Then he got off the car to help her with the luggage. In fact, she didn't have much luggage, just a suitcase and a backpack.

Zhang Momo said happily: "Sister, let me help with the luggage!"

As a result, he just took the suitcase and tried to move it onto the tractor, but he couldn't lift it for a long time.

"Sister, what do you put in here?"

Yu Qingfang was puzzled: "What's wrong with you today? You feel tired after doing some work! Can't you even lift a suitcase?"

Zhang Momo immediately quit. He also wanted to leave a good impression in front of Gu Zhimiao!

What if Gu Zhimiao writes another song for him!

He retorted: "If you don't believe me, try it yourself!"

Yu Qingfang raised her hands and showed them to him: "Look at my biceps, are they trained in vain? Let me try!"

Then she confidently pulled the suitcase with one hand, and the suitcase didn't even move.

Even with both hands, the suitcase still couldn't be lifted.

With a sad face, he tried again: "Sister, is this suitcase filled with body parts? It feels like it weighs about 100 to 180 kilograms!"

Gu Zhimiao shook his head and said, "It's just some simple luggage!"

In fact, Gu Zhimiao was not very clear about it, mainly because she was sleeping at night.

The next day after I woke up, I was packed up and sent out.

She didn't pack her own luggage.

The backpack contained more important things, including the medicine that Long Shimin prepared for her and his ID card.

In the end, Yu Qingfang and Zhang Momo worked together to move Gu Zhimiao's suitcase onto the tractor.

They took a tractor to the main filming location of this season of "Slow Life".

Sitting on the tractor, looking at the beautiful scenery, especially when seeing a big river next to it, Gu Zhimiao asked: "How did you find such a place to do the show?"

"You'll have to ask the director team about this. I was also very puzzled when I came here!"

Just when Yu Qingfang was about to enthusiastically introduce the scenery here to her, Zhang Momo's tractor suddenly stalled.

After trying for a long time and still failing to start the car, Gu Zhimiao asked him, "Is it out of oil?"

Zhang Momo frowned and said, "No way! I see there is still oil on it."

"Then you press the clutch and release it. Then try again!"

Zhang Momo was standing by, sweating profusely as he tried to restart the tractor, but the tractor didn't respond at all.

Suddenly there was another "thump thump thump" sound, and a tractor pulling a cart of things roared past!

A word immediately came to Gu Zhimiao's mind. No, it should be a song.

It's too late to say.

The song started ringing in my head!

[Old driver, take me with you, I want to go...]

Oh my god! Is this even imaginable?

This song has some sexual connotations and is not suitable for children. It has a distorted moral outlook!

Gu Zhimiao looked at the live camera that was almost touching her face. If she really sang it, the show might not be broadcast.

[Arili~Arili~Ari Alili]

The system seemed to be playing a joke on her and started playing various versions of "Old Driver, Please Guide Me" in her mind.

[Old driver, please guide me, I am eighteen years old]

[Old driver, please guide me, I am eighteen years old]

……

[I don’t care if you are 17 or 18, my car can’t accommodate you. ]

【Ali lol~Ali lol~Ali ali lol. 】

【Ali lol~Ali lol~Ali ali lol. 】

……

Fortunately, this was not an official moving task released by the system. It was just played in Gu Zhimiao's mind at the moment when he was thinking about it with a very malicious sense of humor.

It seems that the system also knows which songs can be moved and which songs cannot be moved.

To be honest, if this song were to be moved, Gu Zhimiao had no idea what excuse to use.

In fact, moving songs is also a mental job.

Many times, Gu Zhimiao has to explain to others the inspiration for this song.

And what do the lyrics of this song mean?

Fortunately, the genre she often sings is sad songs, so she can explain to others that she is expressing her feelings after a breakup or a heartbreak.

But there are still some songs, such as the last "Song of the Wine", if the system had not told her that this song was dug out from a museum and had a background, she would never have dared to sing this kind of classic poem handed down from generation to generation.

Because there is no way to explain that this is something I wrote myself.

Just thinking of the reasons for moving is enough to rack your brain.

Fortunately, when participating in competitions, the questions are often set by the program team, so Gu Zhimiao doesn’t have to think of the reasons himself.

And at this time, he saw a tractor whizzing past, and then sang a song "Old Driver, Please Guide Me", which really had some connotations of Zhang Momo.

In addition, several versions of the lyrics of this song have some sexual connotations, which makes it really not suitable for mass dissemination and may even corrupt children.

Of course, any form of music has its meaning, and I don’t mean to say anything bad about this kind of folk song.

In the world that Gu Zhimiao used to live in, this song received unanimous praise from netizens, who called it "the king of songs", "soul-stirring", and "the father of divine songs".

This shows how great its influence is.

Gu Zhimiao just sat on the tractor and laughed to himself.

Yu Qingfang thought she was laughing at Zhang Momo, and then helped Zhang Momo explain: "Sister, maybe he saw that you were nervous. In fact, he drove a tractor to help the villagers plough the land a few days ago, and this situation never happened."

Zhang Momo wiped the sweat off his face, turned around and said, "That's right, maybe this car is shy when it sees you!"

The staff of the program crew couldn't bear to watch it anymore and came over to help, only to find that the internal parts of the tractor were damaged.

So they drove a small electric three-wheeled vehicle over and asked Zhang Momo to take Gu Zhimiao and Yu Qingfang back first so as not to delay the normal filming of the variety show. They would send the tractor back after it was repaired.

【Hahahahahaha】

[I can’t take it anymore, I really can’t take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing]

[I couldn’t stop laughing from the moment I started carrying my luggage]

[Oh my god, I'm so curious if Gu Zhimiao's luggage really contained body parts]

[Yu Qingfang's muscles are extraordinary]

[Zhang Momo must be imagining that driving a tractor is very cool, but in reality...hahahahaha]

[Why is this variety show so effective as soon as Gu Zhimiao comes]

[It was clearly a rural slow variety show. If Gu Zhimiao had come, it would probably have turned into a music variety show, but it ended up being a comedy variety show.]

[I have watched several episodes of the show, and this is the first time I saw Zhang Momo turn off the tractor]

[Family, this is so funny, especially the look in Gu Zhimiao's eyes when he saw the tractor passing by]

[That look is really amazing]

[Xiaofang also helped Mo Mo explain and put the blame on the tractor]

[Just bullying the tractor because it can't speak]

[I originally wanted to watch the post-edited version, but when I found out that the guest for this episode was Gu Zhimiao, I couldn’t help but watch the live broadcast]

【Gu Zhimiao's show is a must-see! 】

Gu Zhimiao is now sitting on the electric tricycle, swaying back and forth.

This electric tricycle is not as good as the original tractor. It keeps shaking back and forth on the vehicle, while the tractor is more relaxed.

Gu Zhimiao felt like his head was about to shake dizzy. Accompanied by the brainwash music of [Ali Li~ Ali Li~ Ali Ali Li], twenty minutes later, they finally arrived at their destination.

Teachers Zhao Ye and Chen Ying were already waiting at the door.

The two teachers sat on small stools picking beans, looking outside the door as they picked.

"Why hasn't he arrived yet? Did something happen? He's been out for almost an hour. Why hasn't he come back yet? Could it be that he didn't show up?"

Teacher Chen Ying was a little worried.

"It's okay, maybe he was delayed on the way!"

It was the first time for both of them to be so looking forward to the return of a guest star.

Chen Ying sighed and said, "It would be great if Gu Zhimiao could stay here permanently."

Teacher Zhao Ye said with a smile: "If he were to be a permanent guest on our show, Slow Life would no longer be a pastoral variety show, but would become a music variety show."

Zhao Ye threw the beans in his hand into the dustpan and continued, "It's not impossible, right? Director?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Ying turned her back to the camera and laughed so hard that her body began to shake!

Teacher Zhao Ye smiled at the camera and blinked, while the director behind the camera looked helpless.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was laughing.

[Teacher Zhao’s hint is so obvious]

[It depends on whether the director can understand it]

【Support Gu Zhimiao's permanent presence! 】

[I think Gu Zhimiao is quite suitable for this variety show]

[I also want to watch Gu Zhimiao's variety shows every day! Paid ones are fine! ]

The director was also very depressed, he also wanted to invite someone!

It's not like he hadn't thought about it before, but Gu Zhimiao's price was no longer the same as before. Not only was it expensive, but he was also very busy!

I invited Gu Zhimiao here today, and he only came after he agreed to many conditions.

For example, Gu Zhimiao cannot be asked to do heavy work.

He told this to several other guests on the show yesterday. Because of Gu Zhimiao's physical condition, the injury on his foot had not healed completely and there was also a tumor in his brain.

In fact, Zhou Ting, Yang Wen, Wang Xiaoya and Long Shimin didn't really want her to participate in this kind of variety show.

One reason is that Gu Zhimiao himself agreed to it in advance.

The second reason is that the program crew is very sincere.

So, they respected Gu Zhimiao's opinion and sent her here.

It was just that we agreed in advance that she couldn't do any heavy work, such as planting trees or reclaiming wasteland this season. She couldn't participate in these activities, but she could watch.

The program director had already thought of a solution. He simply put a subtitle next to it saying that Gu Zhimiao was unable to participate due to health reasons.

The audience actually knows that it wasn't long ago that Gu Zhimiao had a car accident, and she was still in a wheelchair at the award ceremony some time ago. She can walk this time, but it can also be seen that her feet are not very convenient.

The program team also specially invited orthopedic doctors and rehabilitation doctors to sit in together. Anyway, the sincerity is enough.

After Gu Zhimiao got off the car, he felt his feet were numb.

Chen Ying and Zhao Ye came out to greet them.

"Teacher Chen, Teacher Zhao!" Gu Zhimiao greeted.

Chen Ying came over and hugged Gu Zhimiao, and the two embraced each other in silence.

When we met again, everyone seemed to have changed, yet everyone seemed to be the same.

In fact, the one who has changed the most is Gu Zhimiao.

The last time he came, he had just become popular again, but this time he can be considered an international artist.

Zhang Momo and Yu Qingfang worked together to help Gu Zhimiao carry the suitcase in.

Teacher Zhao Ye saw it and said with a smile: "Looking at your strength, let's add some food tonight!"

Zhang Momo and Yu Qingfang looked at each other and then became extremely happy!

Zhang Momo said: "Then I want braised pork with abalone!"

"can!"

Yu Qingfang also hurriedly ordered: "Then I want boiled fish!"

"can!"

Gu Zhimiao raised his hand silently: "Can I order food too?"

Zhao Ye smiled and nodded: "Of course! What do you want to eat?"

"Hey, I want to eat fried pork with peppers." Gu Zhimiao didn't order any dishes that were complicated to prepare.

Zhao Ye said to Chen Ying, "Teacher Chen, you can take Xiao Gu and Xiao Fang to the vegetable garden to pick some peppers and other vegetables. Mo Mo and I will go to the supermarket of the program group to exchange some meat."

"it is good."

Chen Ying took out a basket of vegetables from the kitchen. Gu Zhimiao stepped forward to take it. After Yu Qingfang put away her luggage, the three of them walked towards the vegetable garden.

This season of "Slow Life" has moved to a new location, and the vegetable garden is not behind the house. It takes about five minutes to walk to it.

"This is a fellow villager's vegetable garden. The program crew rented it for a year. Before we came, the fellow villager helped plant a lot of vegetables!" Chen Ying said, pointing to the vegetable garden.

Gu Zhimiao saw a sign next to it that said "Vegetable Garden".

Yu Qingfang asked, "Teacher Chen, what vegetables should we pick today?"

"Onions and peppers are enough. There are more in other kitchens."

"okay!"

Yu Qingfang snatched the basket from Gu Zhimiao's hand and went into the vegetable garden to start picking vegetables with very nimble hands and feet.

Gu Zhimiao also wanted to go in and help, but Chen Ying pointed at the green onions and said, "Xiao Gu, go pull the green onions. Pull more, pull from the roots, don't break them off."

"Okay!"

This job is easy.

They picked the vegetables very quickly. When the three of them returned to the cabin, they saw Zhang Momo jumping rope.

Gu Zhimiao didn't understand, but Yu Qingfang and Chen Ying were used to it.

Zhao Ye was preparing ingredients in the kitchen. He saw them coming back through the kitchen window and walked out and said, "The production team said Mo Mo will do 5,000 jumps today, so we can take whatever meat ingredients we want!"

Yu Qingfang brought over two small stools, handed one to Gu Zhimiao, and the two of them sat down.

Sitting in front of Zhang Momo, watching him jump rope, I was afraid that he would not jump enough and would lose all the meat for the night.

Chen Ying and Zhao Ye were cooking in the kitchen and didn't ask for help from the children. The atmosphere of the entire variety show was very warm.

It’s a pity for Zhang Momo.

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[Note] "Old Driver, Take Me with You" is a magical, classic, and shocking Yunnan folk song, but there are several versions of this song, each with its own unique flavor, for the vast majority of Yunnan folk song lovers to choose from. The original singers of the song are Chen Hongke, Gao Bibo, Ma Libo, Li Linfeng, Lin Meng, and Geng Jing.