I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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"Brother, you want your younger brother to raise pigs? I can't do that job."

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Seeing that this kid really believed it, Su Yichen frowned, glared at him and said something in a bad mood.

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"You are not qualified to raise pigs. If you can make such a request before reincarnation, Meng Po will probably arrange for you to work as a breeding pig in a pig farm. You will have no worries about food and clothing every day, and there will be a group of sows waiting for you to mate at any time. Isn't that the kind of life you want?"

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Su Haoxuan: “............”

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I'm afraid even a fool would understand that the eldest brother is playing tricks on him after hearing this. Fortunately, he was still hesitating whether to ask the eldest brother for help, but now he is so embarrassed that his face is burning hot.

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"Okay, thank you for your kindness, brother, but I am still very satisfied with my life so far."

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Not wanting to communicate with his elder brother anymore, Su Haoxuan turned around and left. But just when he reached the door, he suddenly remembered something and turned back.

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"Oh, by the way, big brother, how did Auntie An know that we were chatting here so late at night? Was there someone at the door just now?"

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Su Yichen: “……….”

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Originally, Su Yichen's face was still calm, but when he heard these words, he couldn't help but murmur in his heart.

Logically, there was no one in the study when they first entered it.

Furthermore, even if she didn't have the habit of drinking tea in the study room on weekdays, Aunt An, as the housekeeper, couldn't be unaware of this.

Next second

The two brothers looked at each other, and although they remained silent, their eyes told each other the answer.

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Three days later,

Ever since she overheard the conversation between the two brothers that night, Lin Xiaoyu had planted a seed of doubt in her heart.

It’s not that she wanted to recognize her biological parents as oligarchs, but she had doubts about her experiences in Country T over the years.

Grandma said that she was in contact with the Situ family and had been reporting her situation to them.

So, she has been hiding in Country T for the past few years and has been invisible, but the old lady still says she is sorry for her?

What have I done to let her down?

I'm sure these alone wouldn't have been enough to make my grandma feel resentful before she passed away.

The more she thought about it, the more she felt like a chess piece that could be manipulated at any time. Lin Xiaoyu sat on the sofa and fell into a daze unconsciously.

At this time,

Su Yichen, who had been playing games with the child for a while, suddenly came over.

Seeing that my wife was in a bad mood, I thought she was holding a grudge against what I overheard that night, so I asked her carefully.

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"What's wrong with my wife?"

"Sijun and Sichen want us to play games together. Is it convenient for you?"

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Lin Xiaoyu calmed herself down slightly, withdrew her hand that was on her head and responded hurriedly.

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"Oh...nothing, is everything alright, hubby?"

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Su Yichen: “........”

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The couple stared at each other for a brief moment, and just when Su Yichen was about to explain, little Sichen ran to his mother and complained.

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"Mommy, mommy, my aunt is going to spank me again. This time I didn't tell my little grandma aunt, but she's going to spank me too. Is there a violent tendency in my dad's genes? It's no wonder my aunt can't find a boyfriend because she's so fierce."

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Lin Xiaoyu: “............”

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Lin Xiaoyu was still a little dazed, and was obviously confused by her daughter's complaint.

But just when she wanted to ask what was going on, Su Erniu, who had caught up with her, started to scold her angrily.

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"You have no conscience, you still have the nerve to complain, don't you? I just got the art photo yesterday, but you messed it up like this today. If you really want this, I'll buy you a bunch of steamed buns, okay?"

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Just when the couple had not figured out what the aunt and niece were arguing about, Su Erniu, who had finished speaking angrily, fiercely placed the stack of photos on the coffee table in front of them.

The sexy and pure Su Erniu in the photo had her breasts painted big by Xiao Sichen with a brush.

Uh.....or it would be more appropriate to say that I painted two moles with a paintbrush.

And there are dozens of photos, all of which show breast augmentation in two dimensions.

Facing his aunt's accusations, Xiao Sichen responded confidently:

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"Humph!"

"Auntie is just unreasonable. I'm helping you become more beautiful. It's fine if you don't appreciate it, but why did you hit me?"

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Su Erniu: “........”

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"Well, you little heartless boy, you still dare to quibble, right? Come back to your room now. Today, I, your aunt, will show you what it means to have peach blossoms blooming."

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Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

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Su Yichen: “……….”

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Since the day she returned to Beijing, Su Erniu's relationship with the two little ones has heated up dramatically, but conflicts are also as turbulent as a tsunami.

The couple, who had long been accustomed to the aunt and nephew quarreling over "little grandma", just watched them leave silently, without any change in their expressions.

On the contrary, Aunt An on the side was a little worried.

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"Master, Madam, Sichen is still young, is it okay to keep making trouble like this?"

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Lin Xiaoyu just looked upstairs again and responded with a somewhat helpless tone.

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"We can't control this kind of thing. Just tell the servants to stay away. As long as they don't hurt us, let them do whatever they want."

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Seeing that his wife didn't care, Su Yichen immediately echoed:

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"Young Madam is right. If you hear crying or something like that, don't worry. The two little enemies will automatically reconcile in an hour."

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Seeing that the couple didn't care about the child at all, Aunt An could only nod helplessly, then turned around silently and placed the teaching stick in her hand at Su Erniu's door.

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